Blog 18
-
A Black Man
A black man walks into a cafe early one morning and notices he is the only black person in there. As he sits down he noticed a white man staring at him.:S
The white man said "Colored people are NOT ALLOWED to be here"
The black man replied...
"when I was born I was Black,
when I grew up I was Black,
when I am sick I am Black,
when I go into the sun I am Black,
when I am cold I am Black,
and when I die I am Black.
But you...
when you were born you were Pink,
when you are sick you are Green,
when you stay in the sun you are Red,
when you are cold you are Blue,
and when you die you are Purple
and yet you still have the nerve to call ME Colored!" -
Meanings
*Kiss on the Stomach----->"Let's have sex"
*Kiss on the Forehead ---->"Forever you will be mine"
*Kiss on the Ear --->"I'm horny"
*Kiss on the Cheek --->"We're friends"
*Kiss on the Hand --->"I adore you"
*Kiss on the Neck --->"We belong together"
*Kiss on the Shoulder --->"I want you"
*Kiss on the Lips --->"I love you" OR "I want you"
*Holding Hands --->"We can learn to love each other"
*A wink --->"Let's get it on"
*Slap on the Butt --->"That's mine"
*Playing with the Ear --->"I can't live without you"
*Holding on tight --->"Don't let go"
*Looking into each other's Eyes --->"Kiss me"
*Playing with Hair on Head --->"Tell me you love me"
*Arms around the Waist --->"I love you too much to let go"
*Laughing while Kissing --->"I am completely Comfortable with you -
First Time
It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him - he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer,going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all,it was your first time to have a tooth pulled. Naughty, Naughty! What were you thinking? PERVERT I know what you were thinking
-
One Day
one day ..
i'll go away ..
with your name ..
on my lips ..
don't shed your tears
as my name disappears
one day ..
it will go away .. -
Black or White
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her
mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"
"Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of
her life." Her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple.
The child thought about this for a moment,then said, " So, why is the groom
wearing black?" -
A Great Thief
"Take up one idea. Make that one idea your life - think of it, dream of it, live on that idea. Let the brain, muscles, nerves, every part of your body, be full of that idea, and just leave every other idea alone. This is the way to success, that is way great spiritual giants are produced."
There once was a man who went to a computer trade show. Each day as he entered, the man told the guard at the door:
"I am a great thief, renowned for my feats of shoplifting. Be forewarned, for this trade show shall not escape me unplundered. "
This speech disturbed the guard greatly, because there were millions of dollars of computer equipment inside, so he watched the man carefully. But the man merely wandered from booth to booth, humming quietly to himself.
When the man left, the guard took him aside and searched his clothes, but nothing was to be found.
On the next day of the trade show, the man returned and chided the guard, saying, "I escaped with a vast booty yesterday, but today will be even better." So the guard watched him ever more closely, but to no avail.
On the final day of the trade show, the guard could restrain his curiosity no longer. "Sir ," he said, "I am so perplexed, I cannot live in peace. Please enlighten me. What is it that you are stealing?"
The man smiled. "I am stealing ideas," he said. -
What if ....
What would you do if every time you wanted someone they would never be there?
What would you do if for every moment you were truly happy there would be 10 moments of sadness?
What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and you never got to tell them how you felt?
So, I just wanted to say, even if I never talk to you again in my life, you are special to me and you have made a difference i n my life.
I look up to you, respect you, and truly cherish you.
No matter how often we talk, or how close we are, I just want you to know that I haven't forgotten any of you and never will. You people have made me happy every second of my life. All I can say is .. Thank you
-
F*** You
You are my fuckin\' friend,
And I hope you fucking know that\'s true.
No matter what the fuck happens,
I will stand the fuck by you,
I will be fuckin\' there for you,
Whenever the fuck you need me.
To lend you a fuckin\' hand,
To do a fuckin\' good deed.
So fuckin\' just call on me,
Whatever the fuck you need.
And I\'ll fuckin\' always be there,
Cause I give a fuck -
Im' only Human
I'm only human
--------
I make mistakes
-------
I say things I don't mean
-------
I take the least painful routes out of fear
-------
I'd rather be safe and alone, than have a risk of getting hurt
-------
For I am only human
-------
If you hurt me, I will cry
-------
If you yell at me, I will be scared
-------
If you cut me, I will bleed
-------
And if you break my heart, I will die -
Golden Rules
There are 2 golden rules that should be remembered
Rule # 1
Never Break a Promise To Your Loved One !!!! It's gonna Break Her / His Heart !!!!
Rule # 2
Never Make a Promise To Your Loved One !!!! It's gonna Break Your Heart !!!!!