Blog messages with the tag 'Octopus':

• the octopus

  an octopus walks into a bar and says, i can play ANY musical instrument you like" Englishman gives him a guitar, which he plays better than hendrix. irishman gives him a piano, which he plays better than Elton. scotsman throws him a set of bag pipes. The octopus Fumbles about for a couple of minutes and the scotsman says "whats wrong" can ye not play it? im gona fuck her brains out once i get her pyjamas off........

  • 3 July 2007
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