Blog 16
Not so Great Britain
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Need to make everyone aware of this person
please take a look at simon_1978 friends and tell me I am wrong to have concerns about his reasons for been on this site. He also uploaded a picture of a certain part of his anatomy for those"children" to look at before which sends shivers down my spine. I have made netlog aware of this but they have just let him get on with it by the look of things.
I need as many people as possible to get him out of here before we probably hear about one of these young girls on the news.
He has now blacklisted me so I cant warn people on his guestbook so please try and put an end to whatever he is up to before it goes too far.
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hmmm
POST THiS iF YOU AREN'T SCARED TO SEE HOW PEOPLE THINK OF YOU
0 = ewwwwwwwwwwww!
1 = Definetly not attractive.
2 = Decent
3 = Cute
4 = Fine as -
Reet brainiacs work this out
Reet If u nail a slice of buttered bread to a cats back, butter facing up and then threw the cat in the air. Would the cat land on its feet or will the bread land butter side down?
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terminator meets Jesus
Its old but it just made me have a little giggle
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lame joke that Zoe told me
Two mice sitting in the hot water cupboard. How can u tell which one is in the army?
He is the one sitting on the tank!!! -
My Zoe drunk hahahaha
Zoe after 5 bottles of bud
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DISASTER!!!
As you are probably aware a massive earthquake measuring 5.8 on the richer scale struck Sunderland in the early hours . At the epicentre in the posh estate of Pennywell. Victims were seen roaming around aimlessly muttering “wheeeys keeeeeeeeeys are theeeeese!”. The earthquake decimated the entire area causing about £30 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of ashtrays from Benadorm and Tenerife were damaged beyond repair. Three historic areas of burnt out cars, some over 7 years old were disturbed. Many locals were awoken before there giro’s arrived. The Sunderland echo reported that 100’s of locals were confused, bewildered and still trying to come to terms with the loss of Ladbrokes! One resident, a miss Shaz Smith, a 15 year old mother of 6 said “It was a shock to my little Chardonnay Mercedes. She came to my room crying and put me and wor cushty lad off our stroke. But my youngest two Tyler Morgan and Brooklyn Romeo Rainbow luckily slept through it all. I was still shaking watching Trisha the next day.” Apparently looting, mugging and twokking did carry on as normal. The Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4000 crates of lager and two tonnes of cheesey chips to the area to help the locals. Rescue workers are still searching through rubble and have recovered large amounts of belongings including benefit books, jewellery by Elizabeth Duke at Argos and finest bone china from The £ Shop.
HOW CAN YOU HELP?
This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing for those caught up in the disaster. Clothing is urgently needed and the most sought after items are; *FILA or BURBERRY BASEBALL CAPS *KAPPA TRACKSUIT TOPS (his and hers) *ADIDAS TRACKSUIT BOTTOMS ¾ LENGTH *WHITE SOCKS *ROCKPORT BOOTS *and anything else from the Donnay shop. Food parcels must take into account local tastes and should include ‘chicken and mushroom pot noodles’, greggs pasties and cheesey chips for the bairns. Special brew and Kestrel super would also be greatly received. Every little helps. Remember *22p buys a biro to help fill in a compensation form *£2 buys cheesey chips with curry and blue panda pop for a family of 8 *£5 buys 20 B + H and a box of swan vestas to calm the nerves of a grieving ten year old. Please don’t send tents for shelter as the sight of posh accommodation is unfair to residents of Hendon and Southwick.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP!!!!! -
must see
the next rocky commercial lol.
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mission
reet troops. todays mission is to go on www.myheritage.com and see which celebs you look like. u can even save the pic and load it on to here lol, like wht I've done. Have fun troops and be careful out there.
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play
who is comin out to play?