About me

Hello my name is Kelly. I like croquet. I am second best in my county and in fact the whole southern division. My other great passsion is frog racing. I like nothing better then on a crisp sunday morning, to go down the local pond and catch a couple of cute reptilian playmates. Their slimy bodies against my nimble finger tips give an indescribable feeling, and I am often seen sneaking round like the roguish scoundrel I am, to pleasure myself behind the cricket pavillion. What a wee little scamp I am!
Interests: Flying. I often get my larger pals to launch me across a room, or out of doors, and they are more than happy to oblige usually with shouts of "Fuck off you short frog fucking wanker" and "we dont like you, you fucking stink" however I know theyre only playing! I've got great friends! LOL!
Speaking of LOL I really love the abbreviation LOL. It gives the sense of the emotion and joy I'm trying to portray. I like to say LOL most when I am at home stroking my …

Name

Bootsy

Date of birth

11/02/1988

Profession

I TRANSFER MILLIONS OFF POUNDS TO PEOPLE EVERYDAY! (Other)

Tags

• sexy

Love status

Single

I fancy

Men