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To all my friends.....!!!!!

toni177uk — Mon, 25 May 2009 23:05:42 UT

Hya..just to let you all know that my Dad had a stroke recently...so with my parents ,kids,the crdit crunch..I havnt been able to keep intouch...sorry.....

Also my email has been sut down so my new email is .tonim54@yahoo.co.uk...if anyone wants to catch up on msn messinger etc......

Hope your all well..catch up soon..xxxxxxx

How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity.....!!!!!!!!!!

toni177uk — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 13:38:23 UT

How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a
Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries or Sauce
with that.

4. Put Your rubbish bin On Your Desk And Label It 'In.'

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks
Once Everyone is Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The cheque stub section Of Your cheque books, Write ' For Smuggling
Diamonds'

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'

8. Don t use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds
All day.

15. Have Your colleagues address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock
Bottom.

16. When The Money Comes Out The Cash Machine, Scream 'I Won!, I Won!'

17. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The car park, Yelling
'Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!'

18. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. 'Due To The Credit Crunch, We Are Going To
have To Let One Of You Go.'

30 Harsh Things a Woman Can Say to a Naked Man

toni177uk — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 10:21:09 UT

30 Harsh Things a Woman Can Say to a Naked Man

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It's OK, we'll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no... a flash headache.
11. (giggle and point)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won't take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22.Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23.Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.
25.Is that an optical illusion?
26.What is that?
27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
28.Does it come with an air pump?
29.So this is why you're supposed to judge people on
personality.
30.I guess this makes me the early bird

Even i though it was funny and i'm a man ha ha !!!!!

Finish this sentence!!!!!!!!!!

toni177uk — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 10:33:29 UT

[b]Finish this sentence ..

"You and I should..... ?"

Answer and even repost if you wish..ha ha ah to see how many crazy answers you get back

Can you read this..?

toni177uk — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 12:54:09 UT

Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

A GOOD FRIEND TEST!

toni177uk — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 10:25:46 UT

A GOOD FRIEND TEST!

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps
himself and doesn't feel even the least bit weird
shutting your diet dr pepper drawer' with her foot!
A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend shoulder is soggy from your tears.
A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names.
A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.
A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook
and stays late to help you clean.
A simple friend hates it when you call after
they've gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.
A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.
A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it!
A simple friend thinks the friend ship is
over when you have an argument.
A real friend calls you after you had a fight.
A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!

Kisses & Guesture...Mean....?

toni177uk — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 09:39:28 UT

WHAT EACH KISS MEANS!!!

Kiss on the Forehead: I want to be with you for the rest of my life
- Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends.
- Kiss on the Hand: I adore you.
- Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now.
- Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect.
- Kiss on the Lips: I love you

WHAT EACH GESTURE MEANS:
- Holding hands: we definatly like each other.
- Touching on the Butt: You're mine.
- Holding you tight pressed against each other: I want you.
- Looking into each other's Eyes: I like you, for who you are.
- Playing with Hair: Let's fool around.
- Arms around the Waist: I like you too much to let go.
- Laughing while Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you.

When it comes to ...?????

toni177uk — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 21:51:11 UT

WHEN IT COMES TO SEX: Accountants do it with Double Entry. Acupuncturists do it with a small prick. Ambulance drivers come quicker. Australians do it Down Under. Bankers do it with interest. Bartenders do it on the Rocks. Chess players check their Mates. Cops do it with cuffs. DJs do it on request. Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure. Dentists do it orally

ha ha ah well i thought it was good ..Any others that should be added...?

If.....?

toni177uk — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 09:26:31 UT

If kisses were water, I will give u a sea.
If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.
If LIFE was a planet, I will give u a galaxy.
If friendship is life, I will give u mine.♥

I have know idea who wrote this but its cooooooooooool....!!! take care and have fun.x

People and Balloons...!!!!!

toni177uk — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 11:43:06 UT

Life is too short to wake up with regrets. So love the people who treat you right. Forget about the one's who don't. Believe everything happens for a reason.. If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands. Steady..!!! ha ha ah. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it. Friends are like balloons; once you let them go, you can't get them back.

So what does your name mean...Try it its fun..ha ha !!!

toni177uk — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:15:54 UT

SO WHATS YOUR CHRISTAIN NAME MEAN...!!!!

A-damn good kisser
B-good all around person
C-you're wild and crazy
D-You have one of the best personalities ever
E-You have a nice ass.
F-People totally adore you
G-You never let people tell you what to do.
H-You have a very good personality and looks.
I-You Have A Great Sense Of Style
J-Everyone loves you
K-You like to try new things
L-You live for pizza
M-success comes easily to you.
N-YOU ARE THE SEXIEST MOTHERFUCKER ALIVE
O-You are one of the best in bed.
P-You are popular with all types of people.
Q-You are a hypocrite.
R-absolutely sexy.
S-have great legs.
T-You're loyal to those you love.
U-You are really chill.
V-You are not judgemental.
W-You are very broad minded.
X-You never let ppl tell u wat to do
Y-One Of The Best Bfs/Gfs Anyone Could Ask For
Z-You like it in the butt VERY VERY HARD

Now dont be scared post yours...ha ah !!!!!

HAPPY 4th JUL:Y...!!!

toni177uk — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 12:55:53 UT

Wishing all our american cousion a Happy 4th of July..have fun x

hmm.....BANG or PASS..we shall see..ha ah ah ah

toni177uk — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 13:55:36 UT

Came across this and thought ...could be amusing ..ha ha ah !!!

BANG OR PASS

There is at least one person on your list that wants to bang the hell out of you.

So lets play the Bang or Pass! game.

The rules are simple... if you want to bang the person who posts this, send them a " private message" saying "yep, I'd bang you."

SCARED? lol this sH!z's funny

YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!! and see who replies.
There is at least one person on your list that wants to do u so!!!

repost this as ""Bang or Pass""

Don't be a chicken and not re-post it!

Another Royal Visit..!!!

toni177uk — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 11:12:25 UT

Well another weekend is upon us..and My eldest daughter is undertaking another visit to see her old dad...aw bless..whats she after this time ..ha ha ah..Catch up soon xxx

The eyes have it....So is it true.!!!!!

toni177uk — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 12:24:58 UT

BROWN EYES - People with brown eyes last the longest in relationships. They are very satisfying and love to please and can EXCEED your pleasure standards.

BLUE EYES - People with blue eyes are very attractive, adorable, loves to make new friends. Will do anything for that special person. Kind, and polite. Can make anyone laugh or cheer them up. Can be very distant, Loves to please the one they care for or love.

GREEN EYES - People with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, they have long lasting relationships. People with green eyes are also the most horny. They long for the touch of another.

HAZEL EYES - People with hazel eyes have the most unusual relationships. They're awesome at diversity and trying new things and very rarely will say no to ANY challenge.

is this true ? and What are u?

Back from my travels...!!!

toni177uk — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 23:37:39 UT

Well back from my Travels .Hope I can catch up with all my friends soon.Oh and a big thanks for my birthday wishes xxx

May is here already...yicks..!!!!!

toni177uk — Tue, 13 May 2008 11:47:14 UT

Oh well..time to begin packing my bags..and suntan lotion....Off for mums 80th birthday bash and then a bit off R&R down the Nile. Where has this year gone.....Ahhhhhhhhh.!!!!!!

HAPPY St GEORGES DAY..!!!!!

toni177uk — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 12:26:14 UT

Fly our flag with pride...forget the PC crap....Its a day to show the world that we are English..no matter where our parentage is from.. HAPPY St GEORGES DAY....!!!!!!! Have fun x

Normal Service is Resumed...!! ha ha ah

toni177uk — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 08:50:40 UT

Well home alone .....back to normal.....feet up pizza boxes everywhere ha ah NOT.....Hope to catch up with friends soon .....after my short absence.....Ciao xx

A week and shes still alive !!! ha ah ah

toni177uk — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 15:55:02 UT

Well she has been living in my house for a week now..We still havnt killed each other.Yet !!!!! So it must be going Ok..Just back from france It was fun. Oh yes her present to me....Bloody stinking cold ...aw bless ha ha...but thas what dads are for....catch up soon ..ciao xx

Less than 24hrs to...Kick Off

toni177uk — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:34:42 UT

Well less than 24hrs before Eldest daughter decends upon Chez Toni ...ha ha ah....but the windows are wshed,beds made and no clothes on the floor......Scary i know but it has to be done....So we shall see if its two weeks of fun and laughter or two weeks of hell......Catch up soon ciao x

April Fool....virse/spy thingy..!!!!!

toni177uk — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:21:37 UT

Hya All...I got hit with the April fool virse thingy yesterday .My puters have been down but all back now..Thank God. Don't you just hate spammers and hackers .Should be strung up !!!!!!!!!

Toni277uk..has gone.!!!

toni177uk — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:21:20 UT

Hi all I have deleted my Toni277uk profile as this one seems to be working Ok again....fingers crossed. And a big big Thank You to all my friends who helped me out and joined me on it.ciao xx

EASTER HOLIDAYS...!!!

toni177uk — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:41:51 UT

Well,Egg hunting day is fast approaching and i don't mean the rugby . Whatever your doing over this holiday break have fun.For me its the Royal visit...yeap parents ha ha ah..and don't forget it's not about buying or giving eggs.ispite what the kids say ha ha Its about the sacrifice that was made for us all. Have fun ..ciao x