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tiger_n_lynn

Trust male - 45 years, my place, United Kingdom


Blog / Funny Christmas

Saturday, 13 December 2008 at 06:40



Question. Why was Cinderella no good at football?
Answer. Because her coach was a pumpkin.

Q. Why do reindeer scratch themselves?
A. Because they're the only ones who know where they itch.

Q. Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A. Because he had low 'elf' esteem.

Q. Why did the man get the sack from the orange juice factory?
A. Because he couldn't concentrate.

Q. What's Christmas called in England?
A. Yule Britannia! (English Christmas Humour!)


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    Eddie Trust  (Sunday, 14 December 2008 at 08:09)

    Luv 'em. :)

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