tiger_n_lynn
Trust male - 45 years, my place, United Kingdom
Blog 80
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LOVE POEM FOR MY GF
I love you today and
I will love you tomorrow
Just some words
To clear the sorrow
That will never
Leave my heart or yours
From this day forward
You are so special to me
I love you
With all my heart
Always have
And always will
From family and friends
That never end
You will always be with me
As I will always be with you
Until we cross the gates of heaven
There we will always be
Together until the end -
hi peepz
.................gd mornin peepz just 2 let u know ive got great news 2 tell u ive found out dat im gonna b a dad 
............so b free 2 leave ur comments if u want tc trev 
......yet another blog update just found out dat me gf lynn is 6 wks pregnant -
a loving poem 4 my gf
.......................With the start of each new day
I find myself thinking of you...
In the middle of my busy day,
my mind wanders and I think of you...
Out of nowhere I see your smile,
hear your laugh and I think of you...
Life is beautiful now because I fall in love
all over again each time I think of you.
plz at ur comments -
gd mornin peepz
...............just 2 let u all know i start a new job at the farborough airshow 2day so if u want u can wish me luck.....trev -
TOP TEN EXCUSES FOR FALLING ASLEEP AT YOUR DESK
1 "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
2 "I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."
3 "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"
4 "Amen"
5 "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."
6 "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"
7 "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress."
8 "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"
9 "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"
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"Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem." -
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Q: How do you fix a broken tomato?
A: With tomato paste!
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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Hey! Who wants to rides bikes!?
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Q: What do you call a man with a car on his head?
A: Jack.
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Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
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a loving poem 4 me and me gf
Rainy days and cold nights,
These are days I need you to hold me tight in your arms,
Hold me close and keep me warm,
Tell me I'm your good luck charm,
Look me in my eyes and tell me I'm the one for you ,
Tell me I'm your every wish come true,
Lay me down very gently,
Then make love to me essentially,
Caress my body from head to toe not missing a spot,
Lets play around like connect the dots,
Lets make each other hot till our body heat rise like a rollercoaster ride,
Take my body on a journey that never ends,
It always seems to just begin,
Make me climax like i never done before,
Do what you want to my body its all yours,
Rub me, lick me, kiss me, tease me do what ever you want to my body as long as its pleasing -
tiger
hi peepz yes im still abt just 2 let uknow im gettin engaged 2 lynn in nov 5th and yes dis abt time me settle down lol.......b free 2 leave ur comments.....tiger dis is a blog up date..........ty peepz 4 ur kind comments all goin well .........hi from tiger yet again me and lynn r doin brill -
tiger
hi peepz yes im stil around but not as much as ive bin very buzy, as u know ive met a lovely lady called lynn and we r very happy 2gether....also wot can i say abt the game last nite it waz bril as the reds match on hehehe 
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TIGER
hi peepz i know ive not bin on ere much as ive bin buzy sorted a few things out dat stil need sortin tc tiger 
