tiger_n_lynn
Trust male - 45 years, my place, United Kingdom
Blog 80
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tiger
hi friends and none friends on me list just like 2 say thanx from me and lynn 4 sighning our gb,blogs,pics etc.........also just like 2 say it will b mine and lynn 1st crimbo 2gether and i so cant wait b free 2 leave ur comments thanx trev
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from trev & lynn
To all the friends on my buddy list! and non friends trev and lynn would like to wish you all the best for crimbo and new year!
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blonde hair cut joke
A blonde went to get her hair cut, but she was wearing headphones. The stylist said, “You need to remove your headphones or I can’t cut your hair.”
The blonde replied, “No. I can’t! I’ll just die without them!”
So the stylist agreed and trimmed the ends of the blonde’s hair until she fell asleep. The stylist thought to herself, “I’ll just take these off her to cut the rest of her hair. She won’t even notice.” So the stylist did it.
A few minutes later the blonde fell out of the chair dead!
Surprised, the stylist said, “I wonder what could have possibly killed her? Maybe it had something to do with the headphones after all.”
So the stylist took the blonde’s headphones and put them on her own head to see what was playing. On the headphones a voice repeated, “Breathe in, breathe out.” -
Blonde on the Sun
[photo]19083794Blonde on the Sun
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"
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The Blonde And The Witch
here was a blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a dance together. When they went into the bathroom to check their makeup, they found an old hag.
"I am a witch, and if you look in the mirror and say one rumor that you hear about you, and that rumor is true, then you will get one wish. If it is not true, then you will get sucked into Mirrorland for the rest of eternity. Do you understand?"
They all did, and the brunette went first. "I think I am the prettiest girl at school."
"That is true. Your wish is granted."
And the brunette left the dance in a red Ferrari.
Then came the redhead. "I think I am the richest girl at school."
"That is true. Your wish is granted."
And the redhead left the dance with a hot boyfriend.
Then came the blonde. "I think..."
Before she had a chance to finish, the witch said: "You lie!!"
And she was sucked into the mirror. -
Sheep Herd
There was a blonde who was sick of all the blonde jokes. One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair. She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep. She stopped and called the sheep herder over.
"Tell you what. I have a proposition for you," said the woman.
"If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?"
"Sure," said the sheep herder. So, she sat up and looked at the herd for a second and then replied "382". "Wow!" said the herder.
"That is exactly right. Go ahead and pick out the sheep you want to take home." So the woman went and picked one out and put it in her car.
Then, the herder said, "Okay, now I have a proposition for you".
"What is it?" queried the woman.
"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?" -
nice tiger blog
hi peepz from me tiger & lynn hope every1 is well and lookin 4ward 2 crimbo....lol............also ave a great wkend b gd and dont get drunk....lmfao
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me job interview
hi peepz got a letter from stagecoach sayin abt the pcv trainee bus driver. sayin dat further 2 ur interview for dis position,i regret i am unable 2 offer u employment. diddit give me a reason y but hey there loss init
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classic joke
A woman was standing in a crowded lift of the hotel she was staying in. When a man got in and accidentally elbowed her in the breast. The man said, "I'm sorry! But if your heart is as soft as your tit, you'll forgive me." so the woman replies, "If you dick is as hard as your elbow then I am staying in room 113."
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The Joy of Christmas Cards
A woman walks into the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.
"What denomination?" asks the clerk.
"Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?" said the woman. "Well, give me 50 Baptist and 50 Catholic and one Methodist."
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