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Trust male - 27 years, Draveil, near Paris, France


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Hello everybody ! My name is Valentin, i'm looking for a lot of friends (boys and girls) so don't hesitate to come here and see me thanks :) !!
Come to talk with me about all the topics you want in complete freedom, i await you many and many !!!


  • A little more on me

    Then send it to all your friends like with the person who sent it to you. The aim is to learn full with small things on your friends. Don't forget the person who sent to you.

    01 - What time is it? 14. 33 p.m

    02 - First names: Valentin

    03 - Sign zodiac: Capricorn

    05-tattooings? not

    06 - Piercing? not

    07 - are you in love ? Not for the moment and I really want to be in love

    08 - Do you like yourself ? Yes that goes

    09 - Did you already like at the point to cry for somebody ? Yes but I did not cry

    10 - Did you already have a car accident? Yes but fortunately without gravity

    12 - Pepsi or Coke? both

    13 - Beer or wine? Wine and even rather red wine

    14-color (s) of underclothing preferred: that does not look at me and then it does not matter

    16 - Preferred number: 10 and 14 17 - Type of preferred music: rock'n'roll, pop

    19 - Bath or shower: shower

    20 - Preferred Flower: the rose

    21 - Subject for conversation hated: criticisms towards me, all that is against me.

    22 - Fast food preferred: MacDonald's obviously

    23 - Preferred restaurant: similar

    24 - Preferred color: blue

    25 - How you in the future see you: I see myself married and father, finally I hope for it really in any case

    26 - Which you received this email? Of a former Quebec friend who is called Jessica

    27 - Which of your friends saw further ? My corresponding American Danielle

    28 - Who will be fastest to answer your opinion ?

    29 - Who will be longest ?

    30 - What would you change in your life ? not to be unmarried more

    31 - Proverb preferred: “Which does not try nothing has anything”

    32 - Preferred CD: I don't know has much of it there

    33 - Singer preferred : Difficult to say there are so much

    34 - The first thing which you think when you awake: I think of going to lunch 35 - Your preferred film : All the Star Wars saga

    36 - If you could be another person who would you be? A famous person (like Andre Agassi or David Beckham for example)

    37 - What is there on your wall? My rack with my first name and my name approximately marked above

    38 - What is there under your bed? parquet floor

    39 - Places where you would like to go: Montreal, New York, Los Angeles, Melbourne, Sydney, London, Moscow etc…

    40 - Name the person who will surely not answer herself: I do not know at all, I currently do not think of having people against me

    41 - And that of who you are sure that it will answer you: all my cousins and my more faithful friends

    42 - Who would you like to see answering ? Everyone

    44 - Preferred perfume: There are so much, I would quote “Eternity” of Calvin Klein, “Pierre Cardin for Mister” and “blue marinates for him”, “Equateur” of Bourjois and “Aqua Di Gio” of Giorgio Armani

    45 - Favorite sports ? Tennis, football (soccer), Rugby, basket-ball, Hockey, Formula 1, cycling mainly but I like all the principal media sports of course 46 - Shy person or extravertite? Rather a little bit timid but I can be extravertite when I know people well too

    47 - Nicknames: Val, Valentino, Willow (that it is with the college and college because I was a little small at the time), Jack (that it was a first name which my English teacher had allotted to me in the English lessons cause she didn't know our first names yet)

    48 - A sentence/noise which you does not like: you are a large idiot

    49 - A word which you like to say: Thank you and I love you

    50 - Hour of sleeping: It depends, I will say between 10 p.m. and midnight

    51 - You would like that one offers flowers with your birthday to you ? Yes with pleasure I like the flowers too

    52 - Your city ? Paris

    53 - Your more beautiful memory : A lovers' date with a girl that I found very beautiful, she was with a friend (another girl), it was at the Base of Leisures of Draveil near Paris for all those and those who know this place, it was in February 2000 !!!

    In your turn maintaining you to make known a little more on you !!!

  • A thing to be meditated

    When I was born, I was black
    When I grew, I was black
    When I go to the sun, I am black
    When I am afraid, I am black
    When I am sick, I am black
    When I'll die, I will be black
    While you, white man,
    When you were born you were pink
    When you grew, you were white
    When you go to the sun, you are red
    When you are cold, you are blue
    When you are afraid, you are yellow
    When you are sick, you are green
    When you'll die, you will be gray
    And after that, you have the cheeck to call me Coloured man !
    If you are against racism returns this message to all your friends

  • A small joke coming from Quebec

    A blonde enters in a store of curtains. The salesman ask her what she seeks.
    - “I seek curtains pinks " she retorts.
    The salesman shows her a vast choice of pink curtains. After long minutes…. much hesitation ......... She decides finally for a pink flowered curtain.
    The salesman asks her: - “How much meters of curtain do you want ?”
    - “I need 15 inches of fabric.”
    - “15 inches .....!!!!! Are you certain?”
    - “Yes, yes I measured well.”
    - “I never saw such a small window!!! ”, the salesman answers
    - “It is for my computer” she says.
    - “But your computer doesnt need curtain Madam! “
    - “Hellllooooooooo… I have a Windoooooows!
    lolz…

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  • Some magnificent quotations

    I found all these quotations in old school diaries which I had for 2 or 3 years. Do not ask me which is certain people because I don't know all the people who provided these quotations. There are 65 in all of them!!!

    1) The week of the worker has seven days, the week of lazy A seven demains. Proverb.
    2) Who speaks sows, who listens to harvest. Wisdom Persian.
    3) Itineris at a rate of not it SFR! Alain Chabat.
    4) As much the winter bursts, that the heteroclite one. Eric and Ramzy.
    5) It missed its vat by the first blow. Jean-Marie Gouriau.
    6) I do not speak to the idiots, that informs them. Michel Audiard.
    7) A sitted intellectual goes less far than an idiot who walks. Michel Audiard.
    8) The tie, it is the passport of the idiots. Jacques Dutronc.
    9) The life is a fatal disease, transmissible sexually. Jacques Dutronc.
    10) I think as a girl takes off her dress. Georges Bataille.
    11) The consent is the temptation of the culprit. Georges Bataille.
    12) The more insane one is, the less there is rice. Coluche.
    13) Do not make fun of the masturbation: it is to make love with somebody whom one loves. Woody Allen.
    14) I have questions with all your answers. Woody Allen.
    15) When I listen to too Wagner, I want to invade Poland. Woody Allen.
    16) If you have black spots on the nose, you do not look at in an ice and they will disappear. Boris Vian.
    17) With Si, one would saw. Boris Vian.
    18) Nothing of is forgotten what one wants to forget: it is the remainder which one forgets. Boris Vian.
    19) It is much less indecent to sleep together than to look itself in the eyes. Boris Vian.
    20) The relaxation, is not necessary especially to support above! Pierre Desproges.
    21) The enemy is stupid: he believes that it is us the enemy whereas it is him! Pierre Desproges.
    22) The adult does not believe in the Father Christmas. He votes. Pierre Desproges.
    23) Testis unus, testis nullus: one does not go well far with only one testicle. Pierre Desproges.
    24) What imports the culture? When it “Hamlet”, Molière it wrote had read Rostand? Not. Pierre Desproges.
    25) Become what you are, i.e. what you are not yet. Friedrich Nitzsche.
    26) Accept yourself such as you are. In agreement with your defects. Francis Pongee.
    27) The most lost of every day is this where one did not laugh. Nicolas de Chamfort.
    28) The more naked the love is, the less it cold. John Owen.
    29) The men never simulate the orgasm: no man would seek to voluntarily make this head. Allan Pease.
    30) The memorable appointments are clandestine. Felix Leclerc.
    31) The theatre is the first serum which the man invented to protect from the disease and the anguish. Jean-Louis Barrault.
    32) Those which burn books end early or late up burning men. Heinrich Heine.
    33) There is no cultivated man. There are only men who cultivate themselves. Ferdinand Foch. 34) The war, it is a too serious thing to entrust it to soldiers. George Clémenceau.
    35) Thousand reasons to afflict itself, thousand reasons to be afraid seize day after day of stupid, but not of the wise one. Hitopadesa de Narayana.
    36) Two things are infinite: the universe and the human silly thing, for the universe, I did not acquire the absolute certainty of it. Albert Einstein.
    37) The laughter always requires a little spirit. The animal does not laugh. Gottfried Keller. 38) Gather, gather your youth As with this flower, Fera old age to tarnish your beauty. Pierre de Ronsard.
    39) If youth knew, if old age could. Henri Estienne.
    40) I am young it is true, but the well born hearts, the value does not await the number of the years. Pierre Crow.
    41) An egoist is unable to love a friend. But it cannot do without friends: it would never like enough with him all alone. Eugene Labiche.
    42) The present is never our end: the past and the present are our means; the only future is our end. Blaise Pascal.
    43) It is to arrive at rest that each one works: in fact still the idleness returns to us hard. Jean-Jacques Rousseau.
    44) The man is by nature a political animal. Aristote.
    45) Competence without authority is as impotent as the authority without competence. Gustave the Good.
    46) It is necessary to spend while one is young the money which one will gain when one is old. Sacha Guitry.
    47) The true friendship, I believe, can be lucid when it is necessary, blind man when it must. Francis White.
    48) To test, it is the best means of planting itself… Homer Simpson.
    49) There is only one remedy for the love: the escape. Jean Anouilh.
    50) Who walks his dog is at the end of leaves. Serge Gainsbourg.
    51) A submarine for a whale, it is a large suppository. Jean Carmet.
    52) The life, it is that which one seizes. Louis Guilloux.
    53) To want is not learned. Sénèque.
    54) To act, it is to fight. Proudhon.
    55) There is a passion if devouring that it cannot be described. It eats which contemplates it. Aragon.
    56) To displease is an aristocratic pleasure. Charles Baudelaire.
    57) There are three kinds of lies: lies, crowned lies and statistics. Twain mark.
    58) If there is no solution it is that there is no problem. Jacques Rouxel.
    59) An alliance protects one finger. Groucho Marx.
    60) The more one wants, the better one wants. Charles Baudelaire.
    61) When one is loved, one does not doubt nothing. When one likes, one doubts all. Colette.
    62) The thought of the profit darkens our emotions. Louis Calaferte.
    63) Don Juan was not young; it was ugly and felt the goat. Colette.
    64) Silence is a friend who never betrays. Confucius.
    65) One does not comfort sorrows, one of inattentive. Stendhal.

  • IT IS A TRUE TREAT TO BE CONSUMED WITHOUT ANY MODERATION !!!

    “The sex it is like the belote: if you do not have a good partner, you may find it beneficial to have a good hand!!! ”
    “Do not have You need for a flash when you photographs a white rabbit which has already the red eyes.”
    “According to statistics', there is a person on five who is unbalanced. If there are 4 people around you and that they seem normal to you, it is not good.”
    “If you invite people who have all the same blood group with a festival but that you do not say it to them, they will speak about another thing.”
    “If you sleep and that you dreams which you sleep, it is necessary that you awake twice to raise you.”
    “If are lost to you in the forest and that you remainders motionless during two years, it will push of foam on a side of your legs. It is North.”
    “If you speak with your bleach while you make the detergent, it is concentrated.”
    “If you wait October to make fish of April, you traps more people. “
    “If you telephones with conspicuous and that it does not take down before that sounds, hangs up again.”
    “You have the right to change sign of the zodiac, but it is necessary that your mother knows it really in advance.”
    “If you work with a power pick during an earthquake, desynchronizes itself, if not you work for nothing.”
    “In the stores of linen room, one does not see calendars with photographs of garage.”
    “A good trick to appear ten years young person, it is to age you ten years when you say your age.”
    “If you say couic-couic when you steps, people think that have you new shoes.”

  • Andre Agassi: there are tie breaks which one doesn't forget

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  • Practically all on me

    PS: all that I like is given in bulk and is not classified by order preferably.

    Name: Verdier

    First name: Valentin

    Nationality: French

    Single person (for interested girls)

    Age: 26 years old

    Celebrate name day: February 14

    Date of birth: January 10, 1982

    Astrological sign: Capricorn

    Birthplace: Châtenay-Malabry (92)

    Town of living: Draveil (91) near Paris

    I do not smoke and does not drink either

    I speak a little English but I would like to become bilingual French-English

    Leisures: sport, music, TV, plays vidéos, exits, shopping, restaurants (I like the mcdonald's in particular but the remainder does not disturb me)

    Preferred color: in fact I have 3 of them, it acts of blue, the white and the red like the French flag. If I were to choose I would say blue because it is the color of the teams of France

    Figures fetishes: 10 and the 14 like the day of my birthday and the day of my festival

    Preferred kinds of music: pop-rock'n'roll, rock'n'roll, dance music, techno, electronics, reggae, French and international varieties. I am rather ecclectic in music

    Kinds of preferred films: science fiction, fantastic, adventures, comedy, horror

    Preferred sports: I like all the sports mediatized but in particular football, tennis, Rugby, the basketball, cycling, the hockey, American football, formula 1, the motor bike, the rally, the baseball, the handball, volley ball, the athletics

    favorite books : Lord of the rings, Bilbot the hobbit from JRR Tolkien, Harry Potter from JK Rowling, The 3 musketeers from Alexandre Dumas, otherwise I like the book-games

    Preferred films: Wars star in 1st, the Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Bronzed, etc ...

    Preferred series: Dawson's creek, Beverly Hills, Buffy the vampire slayer, etc ...

    Preferred artists or groups: U2, Eagle-Eye Cherry, INXS, Oasis, Nirvana, Lorie, Telephone, Indo-China, Jenifer, The Corrs, Roch Voisine, Garou, Johnny Hallyday, Isabelle Boulay, Claude Francois, Gerald De Palmas, Evanescence, Prodigy, Pierpoljak, George Michael, Phil Collins, Natalie Imbruglia, Marroon 5, Green Day, Good Charlotte, the troop of the Sun king (with Emmanuel Moire), etc ...

    Preferred actors: Elijah Wood, Viggo Mortensen, Ewan McGregor, Hayden Christensen, Leonardo DiCaprio, Harrison Ford, Hamill Mark, Joshua Jackson, Josh Hartnett, Brad Pitt, James Van Der Beek, Valley Kilmer, Tom Cruise, Will Smith, Orlando Bloom, etc ...

    Preferred actresses: Nicole Kidman, Natalie Portman, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Alyson Hannigan, Tared Reid, Brooke Shields, Kieira Knightley, Michelle Williams, Kate Winslet, Katie Holmes, etc ...

    Preferred sportsmen: Andre Agassi, David Beckham, Zinedine Zidane, Andy Roddick, Valentino Rossi, Tony Parker, Frederic Michalak, Thierry Henry, Robert Worse, Patrick Vieira, Francesco Totti, Michael Ballack, Patrick Kluivert, Christophe Dominici, Jerome Rothen, Steve Nash, Paul-Henri Mathieu, Richard Gasquet, Arnaud Clément, Michael Jordan, Fernando Alonso, Michael Schumacher, Sebastien Loeb, Jan Ullrich

    Preferred sportswomen : Steffi Graf, Justine Hénin-Hardenne, Amélie Mauresmo, Mary Pierce, Daniela Hantuchova, Maria Sharapova

    Preferred teams of heart: the Paris-Saint-Germain, the French Stage Paris, the Paris Basket Racing, Arsenal, Phoenix Suns, San Antonio Spurs, Canadian Montreal

    Other preferred teams: the ACE Béziers, Toronto Raptors, the Phoenix Coyotes, Wellington Hurricanes, Saracens of London, the ACE Rome, Bayern of Munich, the FC Barcelona and Real Madrid, the Standard of Liege, Kansas City Chiefs, Seattle Seahawks, Bouygues Telecom, Deutsche Telekom

    If I were to choose:

    One day of the week: saturday

    a day : January 10

    a city: Paris

    the cities which I would like to visit: Montreal, New York, Melbourne, Sydney, Los Angeles, Quebec, Brussels, Las Vegas, San Antonio, Venice, Rome, Moscow, Dniepropetrovsk, Washington, Monaco, Geneva, Liege, Wellington, Tananarive

    my preferred cities: Paris, London, Montreal, New York

  • Other jokes ...

    They are funny: How is called the fairy of the pleasure? - The Lation fairy. -----> lol
    What is 20 meters long and who feels the wee? - A dance on line of the golden age.
    Who invented the position “69”? - A couple which did not like the face.
    Why there A-you it not of black architects? - Would you Buy plans of negros?
    Which is the difference between an egg, a black and a pipe? - One can beat an egg worse a black, but has there nothing which beats a good pipe.
    Which is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? - 45 pounds Which is the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? - 45 minutes-----> lol
    Which is the difference between a new husband and a new dog? - After one year, the dog is still excited to see you. ----> lol
    Who is the most popular guy in a camp of nudists? - That which can transport a coffee cup in each hand and a dozen clouts at the same time. -----> lol
    Who is the most popular girl in a camp of nudists? - That which can eat last the clout. -->lol Which is the best means of retaining in an unquestionable way the date of birthday of your wife? - Is to forget it at least once.
    Why the woman, at the time of her marriage, puts a ring at her husband? - To give him value. Which difference T there it between a man and a cat has? - No, both are afraid of the vacuum cleaner.
    Which is the definition of “shared feelings”? - When your mother-in-law is moving back towards the ravine with your new car.
    What wants to say YLQ? - You live in Quebec.
    What wants to say YPS? - You pays in Sacrament.
    Which is the part of Popeye which will never rust? - That which it soaks in the olive oil.
    Why does St-Pierre accept only 20% women with the Paradise? - Because if not it would be the hell.
    Which difference is there between American and a yoghourt? - At the end of a certain time, the yoghourt develops a certain form of culture.
    A child asks his mother: “Mom, who gave me my intelligence? - That must be your father because me, I still have mine.
    How does one call a woman who taken forever the pill? - Mom!

  • Here jokes

    The teacher asks: “Louse, twelve bottles of wine with 20$ each one, how much that made? “
    - With the house, that made 3 days, Madam.
    A buddy with louse asks him: “You asked what for Christmas?”
    - Tampax!
    “It is what?”
    - I do not know but it appears that with that you can make swimming pool, gym, bicycle, horse, etc…
    During a court of mathematics, a professor:
    “If I have three apples to divide into seven equal parts, that must I make?”
    Louse: Compote Mister!
    His/her father called to Toto, which is only 5 years old
    “You must eat all spinaches if you want to become strong like dad. “
    - I do not want to be strong like dad, answers Toto, I want to be boss, like mom.
    A teacher asks Toto to conjugate at all times the verb knowledge
    - I know that the weather is nice, I know that it rains, I know that it snows. Louse complains with a friend:
    “My mother punished me for a thing that I did not even make. “
    - Ah yes? What is it?
    - My duties….
    The father of Louse is astonished not not to have still received the report card of his son and asks him the reason of it:
    “And didn't your bulletin it arrive yet?”
    - If, if, Toto answers, but I lent it to Paul so that it frightens his father!

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