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male - 34 years, Lahore, Pakistan
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  • BATAIN 24 POUNDS KAISE BANE...

    30 Bande (peoples) 1 Hotel main Khana khaane jaate hain
    Hotel ka Malik (owner) kehta hai ke aap 30 Bande ho is liye hum aap ko khaane cheap dain ge
    Is liye aap 2 bande 1 Pound main khaa lo

    Is tarah is tarah 2 Bande 1 pound main khana khaate hain to 15 Pound ho jaate hain.

    Calculations...30/2=15

    Phir Hotel ka Owner kehta hai ke aap ab 15 Pounds de do

    Phir un main se 1 banda kehta hai ke hum ne shaam ko bhi aana hai is liye hum shaam ko saare paise Ikathe de dain ge

    Woh Owner kehta hai theek hai

    To jab woh Shaam ko aate hain tab wohi banda kehta hai ke Aap ne subha khaana bohat mehanga (expensive) lagaya thaa is liye ab aur Cheap karo

    Woh owner kehta hai OK theek hai Subha ke aap ke 15 Pounds hain aur Ab aap 1 pound main 3 bande khaana khaa lo

    To woh kehte hain theek hai aur woh khaana khaa late hain

    Ab kya hota hai ke ke Total shaam ke khaane ke 10 Pounds ban jaate hain

    Calculation....30/3=10

    To woh Owner kehta hai ke Subha aap ke 15 Pounds bane thai ab aap ke 10 pounds hain 15+10=25 ab aap 25 pounds de do

    Un main se aik banda kehta hai ke nahin 25 pounds nahin bante...balke 24 Pounds bante hain

    BATAIN YEH 24 POUNDS KAISE BANE...

  • Ek Bewafa Se Aik Mulaqat Bohat Hai

    Ek Bewafa Se Aik Mulaqat Bohat Hai
    Jitna Diya Humnay Tera Saath Bohat Hai

    Duniya Ko Dil Ke Daagh Dikhaon To Kis Tarah
    Aye Zindagi Yeh Raaz Chupaon To Kis Tarah

    Apni Tabahiyoon Mein Mera Haath Bohat Hai
    Jitna Bhee Diya Humnay Tera Saath Bohat Hai

    Toota Jo Dil Ka Aaina Tootay Sabhee Bharam
    Hoti Hai Umar Pyaar Ki Jeenay Ke Liye Kamm

    Marnay Ke Liye Dard Ki Raat Bohat Hai
    Jitna Bhee Diya Humnay Tera Saath Bohat Hai

    Ek Bewafa Se Ik Mulaqat Bohat Hai
    Jitna Bhee Diya Humnay Tera Saath Bohat Hai

  • Heeray Kitnay thay...?

    Aik Baadshah ke 7 Betay(Son) hotay hain...:)
    Sare betay apne apne zehan main Badshah ke Heeray(Diamonds)Chori karne ka Program banatay hain... :)

    Sab se pehle raat ko 1 beta jaker sarey heere Chori kerleta hai...:) Woh heeray ginnay lagta hai ke itni dair main Dosra beta aajata hai...woh kehta hai wah bhai wah! :) Akaile akaile...phir woh dono bhai heeray gin ker aapas main bant letay hain...Lekin 1 Heera Bach jata hai woh preshan hotay hain ab isko kaise bantain...Itni dair main Teeesra beta bhi aajata hai...:) Phir se apas main bant'tay hain teenon...Mager phir woh chakkar hota hai 1 heera phir bhi bach jata hai...
    Isi tarha kerte kerte 6 Betay jab aapas main heeray bant'tay hain tab bhi 1 heera Izafi bach jata hai....last main jab 7 wan beta aata hai to phir Counting kertay hain aur Heeray aapas main Bant'tay hain...Mager is martaba Herray sab ko Braber yani Equal miljatay hain...Aur Sab khush hojatay hain...:)
    Ab ye batain k Heeray Kitnay they...?

  • jo khyal the na qyaas the wohi log humse bicher gaye

    jo khyal the na qyaas the wohi log humse bicher gaye
    meri zindagi ki jo aas the wohi log humse bicher gaye,

    jinhe maanta nahi hai dil,wohi log hain mere humsafer
    mujhe her tarhan se jo raas the wohi log humse bicher gaye,

    mujhe lamha bher ki rafaqaton ke azaab aur satayenge
    meri umer bher ki jo pyaas thi wohi log humse bicher gaye,

    yeh khayal saare hain aarzi,yeh gulaab sare hain kaghzi
    gul-e-arzoo ki jo baas the wohi log humse bicher gaye,

    jinhe ker saka na qubool mein,woh shareek rah-e-safer hue
    jo meri talab meri aas the wohi log humse bicher gaye,

    yeh jo raat din mere saath hain wohi ajnabi ke hain ajnabi
    woh jo dherkanon ki asaas the wohi log humse bicher gaye

  • Rayt(Sand) Bhari Hai In Aankhon mein Aansoo se Tum Dho Laina

    Rayt(Sand) Bhari Hai In Aankhon mein Aansoo se Tum Dho Laina

    Koyi Sokha Pair Mile Us Se Lipt Kar Roo Laina

    Us Key Baad Bahut Tanha Ho Jaise Jangle Ka rasta

    Jo Bhi Tum se Pyar Bole Saath Usi Ke Ho Laina

    Kuch Tu Rait ki Pyas Bujhao Janm Janm Ki Pyasi Hai

    Sahil Par Chalne Se Pehle Apne Payon ko Bhigo Laina

    Mein Ne Darya Se Seekhi Hai Pani Ki Pardah Dari

    Oopar Oopar Haste Rehna, Gehrayi mein Ro Laina

    Rotey Kyun ho Dil Walon ki Kismet Aisi Hoti Hai

    Sari Raat Yunhi Jago ge Din Nikle Tu So Laina

  • YAAD

    WOH JO MILTA HAY HER DURD BHULA DAITA HAY

    JANAY KIA BAAT HAY DIL USKO DUA DAITA HAY

    WOH MUJHAY PYAR SAY ROTAY MAIN HANSANAY WALA

    YAAD ATA HAY TU HUNSTAY MAIN RULA DAITA HAY

  • Neend bhari hai aankhon main aur intezaar kerta hon

    Neend bhari hai aankhon main aur intezaar kerta hon
    Dekh meri nazron main tujhe kitna pyaar kerta hon...

    Tum na raho paas mere to koi shikayat nahi
    Main dost hijr ka sahi, wasl pe aitebaar kerta hon...

    Main ro parrun teri yaad main jab chaudhween ki raat ho
    Main ek baar jiya tha jab, ab baar baar marta hon...

    Hassas kitna hon main kisi ko kuch khaber nahi
    Main zindagi k khail main adhoora kirdaar kerta hon...

    Tum door se bulaao gay main buhat paas aaun ga
    Tum hud per kharre rehna main hud paar kerta hon...

    Zindagi tere aane se aur tu na lot k aaye gi
    Main phir bhi tere aane per inhesaar kerta hon

  • Effectiveness

    Once upon a time, there was a very strong
    woodcutter. He asked for a job from a timber merchant,
    and he got it. The pay was really good and so were the
    work conditions. For that reason the woodcutter was
    determined to do his best.

    His boss gave him an axe and showed him the area where
    he was supposed to work.

    The first day, the woodcutter brought down 18
    trees. The Boss was very much impressed and said,
    "Congratulations keep it up!"

    Very motivated by the words of the boss, the
    woodcutter tried harder the next day, but he only
    could bring down 15 trees.

    The third day he tried even harder, but he only could
    bring down 10 trees. Day after day he was bringing
    down less and less trees.

    "I must be losing my strength", the woodcutter thought
    to himself.

    He went to the boss and apologized, saying that he
    could not understand what was going on.

    "When was the last time you sharpened your Axe?" the
    boss asked.

    "Sharpen? I had no time to sharpen my Axe. I have been
    very busy trying to cut trees.

    The moral of the story:

    Our lives are like that. We sometimes get so busy that
    we don't take time to sharpen the axe. In today's
    world, it seems that everyone is busier than ever, but
    less happy than ever. Why is that? Could it be that we
    have forgotten how to stay sharp?

    There is nothing wrong with activity and hard work. But
    we should not get so busy that we neglect the truly
    important things in life, like our personal life,
    taking time to care for others, taking time to read,
    etc.

    We all need time to relax, to think and meditate, to
    learn and grow. If we don't take time to sharpen the
    axe, we will become dull and lose our effectiveness.

    So start from today, think about the ways by which you
    could do your job more effectively and add a lot of
    value to it.

  • Pakistanis

    When the Indians were being delivered their new fleet of fighter jets, an instructor espically came from Russia to explain the Indidan Air Force & Army the simplictiy of the operation of the planes (from Russia because India buys their planes from Russia)
    So when the first plane was delivered, the instructor told the Indian Army " this has 3 buttons, the one on the top is to take off, the one on the left is to go left and the one on the right is to go right."
    The soldiers nodded in understanding. But one soldier raised his hand and asked " But sir, how will we get down?"
    The instuctor replied "Oh ! Leave that to the Pakistanis"

  • Coke

    Once a girl was drinking coke. She suddenly discovered a fly in her drink
    and took it out from the coke.
    The fly gave birth to a baby fly and died. The baby fly opened it's eyes
    looked at the girl and said ,'maaa!'.

    The girl asked the baby fly,'main tumhari maa nahin hoon phir tu mujhe kyon
    maa bulati hai?'
    The fly replied,'kyon kai maine tumhari coke se janam liya hai.'

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