Blog 4
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Gloria Gaynor's I Will survive be happy
Sing to the tune of 'I will survive!'
At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on...
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!
I should have known that it was bulls***t,
just a sad pathetic dream
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans!
Go on now-go! , Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!
[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little wiener standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!
[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
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a mother
A LETTER FROM AN IRISH MOTHER
DEAR SON
JUST A FEW LINES TO LET YOU KNOW I’M STILL ALIVE;
I AM WRITING THIS LETTER SLOWLY BECAUSE I KNOW YOU CAN’T READ VERY FAST.
YOU WON’Y KNOW THE KNEW HOUSE WHEN YOU GET HOME,WE HAVE MOVED NOW. -
HAIL MARYS....
MY FIRST TIME EVER..
> >It was my first time ever
> >And I'll never forget
> >I'd do it again
> >Without a single regret.
> >The sky was dark
> >The moon was high
> >We were all alone
> >Just she and I.
> >Her hair was soft
> >Her eyes were
> >blue
> >I knew just what
> >She wanted to do.
> >Her skin so soft
> >Her legs so fine
> >I ran my fingers
> >Down her spine.
> >I didn't know how
> >But I tried my best
> >I started by placing
> >My hands on her breast.
> >I remember my fear
> >My fast beating heart
> >But slowly she spread
> >Her legs apart.
> >And when I did it
> >I felt no shame
> >All at once
> >The white stuff came.
> >At last it's finished
> >It's all over now
> >My first time ever
> >At milking a cow...
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Eh..eh eh..
> > NOW ALL OF U DIRTY MINDS SAY 3 HAIL MARYS... -
hi
hi im Sinead, an Air Hostess, part time model, from the u.s.a. any questions please feel free to ask, i dont bite unless biten first, i've been in the uk for just over a year now, not to keen on your uk weather though. lol. so please feel free to leave me a message,