Mazher Nadeem Rana's blog

did you Know?

pk_moon21 — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 21:43:53 UT

...it takes 26 muscles to smile?

And 62 muscles to frown?!

So SMILE!!!

Think of it as FREE therapy!!!

Now Send This To 3 Of Your Friends
Who You Think May Need A Therapy

What i learned from matured?

pk_moon21 — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 22:05:25 UT

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.
All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care,
some people are just jerks.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust,
and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes.
After that, you'd better have a big weenie or huge boobs.

I've learned that you shouldn't
compare yourself to others...
they're more messed up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep puking
long after you think you're finished.

I've learned that we are responsible
for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy
a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and
there had better be a lot of money to take its place.

I've learned that the people you care most about in
life are taken from you too soon and all the less
important ones just never go away.

19 ways to Lose Wieght!

pk_moon21 — Sun, 30 Sep 2007 15:32:21 UT

1. Weigh yourself with clothes on, after dinner...as well as in the
morning, without clothes, before breakfast, because it's nice to see
how much weight you've lost overnight.

2. Never weigh yourself with wet hair.

3. When weighing, remove everything, including glasses. In this case,
blurred vision is an asset. Don't forget the earrings, these things can
weigh at least a pound.

4. Use cheap scales only, never the medical kind, because they
are always five pounds off...to your advantage, of course.

5. Always go to the bathroom first.

6. Stand with arms raised, making pressure on the scale lighter.
(Waving them is optional but occasionally helps!)

7. Don't eat or drink in the morning until AFTER you've weighed in,
completely naked, of course.

8. Weigh yourself after a haircut; this is good for at least
half a pound of hair (hopefully).

9. Exhale with all your might BEFORE stepping onto the scale
(air has to weigh something, right.

10. Start out with just one foot on the scale, then holding onto the towel
rack in front of you, slowly edge your other foot on and slowly let off
of the rack. Admittedly, this takes time, but it's worth it. You will
weigh at least two pounds less than if you'd stepped on normally.

friendship's flower

pk_moon21 — Sun, 30 Sep 2007 15:12:33 UT

Life is like a garden
And friendship like a flower,
That blooms and grows in beauty
With the sunshine and the shower.

And lovely are the blossoms
That are tended with great care,
By those who work unselfishly
To make the place more fair.

And, like the garden blossoms,
Friendship's flower grows more sweet
When watched and tended carefully
By those we know and meet.

And, if the seed of friendship
Is planted deep and true
And watched with understanding,
Friendship's flower will bloom for you.

Thanks For Being My Friend!