Blog 438
I'm never serious online...I have learned to find a woman closer and eventually she will call the police...closly followed by the other women and several lawyers...not to exclude some of their boyfriends. SO! I'm single, used too watch way too much sports on TV...since the move my TV has been shut off. I turned off the cell phone too...don't need it anymore...simplier lifestyle.
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THEY JUST DIDN'T LIKE 'TUNAFISH'
ever drop tunafish salad onto a bare floor? whatta mess! can't even slide on it!
MY NEXT DOOR NEIGHABOR HAS A FULL SIZED GOAT FOR A LAWNMOWER...AND IT DOES A GREAT JOB. MAYBE THERE IS A TREND HERE...LOL -
This is it!
this is it
This is it, I'm done playing Mr. Nice Guy...just call me Wilber and watch me go off on yer lazy ass. I've had it being Mr. Nice Guy, writing poetry and all that frilly stupid stuff....from now on it gut wrench, smokin cigar & swear words time! I mean I have just had it...I'm tired of all the sucking up that going on around here...ya would think this was a McDonalds and they just brought out water because all the fountains were down.....here's a cup...water isin the bathroom....use the sink...if thats broken use the toilet...if thats not available ask for ice and WAIT for the damm stuff to melt.
I'm mad and I'm not going to take sny more of it...I mean I have just had it with this place! THIS PLACE SUCKS!!!!
(complete calm voice)
ok, all better now...scampers off to do something
....maybe
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Shame
I see the connectin
I feel the pain
All I feel is regret
And the shame
Shame for intruding into your game
All thats left is numbness
deep into my bones
So I been played again
So I go home alone
Shame i feel into my bones
Should have seen the signs of carlesness
Coolness and neglect
My heart is turning colder
As the pills take effect
Shame i feel deeply,alone,again...only second place...only second place -
Joy joy joy
I remember when guys made fun of guys writing poetry
I remember when you wrote something not put it in a blog
Remember lined paper? Or the IBM typewriter that was so high priced no one could afford it.
I remember a phone that started with 2 letters and you never needed a area code, for anything.
I remember when a large screen TV was only in black and white and a screen 9 inches was huge!
3 channels, all free. COMMERCIALS WERE LIMITED...not limitless.
I remember when kids faught and then became friends again...same day!
I remember when a space flight took place and people prayed... even in school with nuns!
I remember the neru jacket, when the beatles were new, when sodas were a quater.
I used to be sent to the store with $2.00 for milk, bread and cigarettes for my parents...and come home with change(yeah I bought a soda with it too and shared it with my lil brother who i beat up along the way, so he would keep quiet) ...Then at the dinner table he would tell anyway
I remember playing on the baseball field and not worring about 'liability insurance'
I remember when the March of Dimes really was collecting just that....dimes.
I remember when the TV antenna had to be replaced when the wind blew it down.
I remember when the milkman had a horse drawn wagon...and milk was delivered.
Freihofers backery went to a truck....and we all missed the horse!
What was before 8 trac tapes?
seems alot of people aren't around this site anymore. I don't know if thats good or bad, but I remember. -
Don't Ever Do This In your Home
tJavajax spurred me onto better qualifying my construction zone tonight! Thanks Jax!
Maybe I should start by explaining for some folks that I am redoing my mobile home....I have started by replacing the flooring below the water heater that was leaking. The leak was significant in the fact that my utility pole is now leaning toward the where the power is comming to the house. Last year's dry spell did not help at all...now that the dryness has saturated everything looks stable, but its something i'll keep my eyes on, every time I pull up to the ol homestead.
Now I'm almost complete with the exterior walls, about 10 feet left to go...these 10 feet happen to be right in front of my bathtub, so you just know ther is more to this story to come...but tonight I want to focus on the moving around one has to do while things are under construction. It just awe inspirin' and amazement at every turn inside, espically when you have to consider i have removed the grid of wood that was the wall and replaced it with 3 1/2 inch wood 16 inches on center (hopefully). I sit here staring at insulated and vapor barriered future walls with sheathing another inch on the exterior side of things...no sheetrock or panneling yet installed because I want to make sure all the electric and plumbing is in place and THEN install the interior walls...it becomes interesting when you have to remove the closet that held 6 feet of closly hung clothing including ski jackets, suits and pants. half my bed is now acting 'closet' and the other half reserved for me. Enter the halway and find 16 sheets of plywood , 20 2 by 4's that are 8 footers, a 2 by 6 thats 12 feet long in a halllway...pull up the carpet in the new kitchen and then find a new place for your three bags of tools, 2 5gallon pales of the OTHER tools and then try to snake your way to the commode at 2am when you forgot to keep the light on(which is the other side of everything). No wonder I'm loosing weight! I can't negociate the hal for that midnight snack without turning on the light, which until i made a reversable switch last week, was only 1 switch...at the living room end of things.
fun fun fun! If someone comes to the door forget a quick answer...I got a phone extention!!! Or I could just yell but I'm not that crass...lol. So, next time you have to pick up socks, either yours or your daughters or son's...remember you can walk nicely to their room to scream! Besides, is it really worth it? They leave in 4 years for college and will be calling home asking how much soap to put in the washer anyways...
I do miss my children.
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Grapes & veggies
I feel like lettuce, loose and leafie
I feel like a tomato, ripe and beefie
I'm not made of stone, I'm not made of steel
All I want is love, thats for reel
If i were a tree, I would stand alone
If I were a seed, I would fall and not be weed free
I'm not made of cement, nor am I a metal
Sometimes you can press me like a pedal
All I am is human, so alone and tender
I am not a car or a part of a fender
My motor is my muscles and my thought is with brain waves
My heart is alone at sea, without surrender.
Rain falls, rivers flow ...I know you were never mine
Give me time and I'll be fine
I'm like the grape that falls off the vine
Pressed and bottled, some day to be fine wine -
Yep! three D's
defined deliorious definations:
Almost Desperateu]...not even little girls want you...they run when they see you...police just get out the riot gear because they know yer gonna start something...priests make the sign of the cross and throw holy water on ya as you pass...little boys throw stuff, mothers rage at you and fathers just shy away in horor
Deprived...I haven't been with anyone since 2001-2...yes it was the turn of the centurary
have mercy!
Demented...I don't see any other guy marking up his own pics like i do...
...thank god its not in red ink...wouldn't wanna turn on some vampireish women on here...specially if they got teeth...*cringe* -
not even gona try to get this past the shout censor
hehehehe...went to a dating site that OK! <----hint
yep, same name!
I love making their computers smoke! Answering the questions gets me laughing so hard I actually pee my pants! Like this: shit...forgot the question...brb
Q-Would you consider having sex in a graveyard?
Now, I'm a guy...gyys don't care where the sex is obtained as long as its good! And some of the 'studs' that I've seen online wouldn't care about quality I think!
Q-How soon into the process would you feel comfortable openly discussing sex?
Now, I'm a guy...guys don't care when they talk about having sex, as long as its good! And some of the 'studs' that I've seen online have prolly adopted a standard quiz on it anyway...
Q-Would you be willing to date a married couple?...can you see whats comming or do you carry your lunch on the short bus? LOL
Now, I'm a guy...guys don't care who they date...
(i had to stop here and wipe the tears from my eyes!!!)
...if the couple were both women and willing to share, sure
...can i be in the middle? (praying posture looking toward heaven)
Q-When spooning with your partner (cuddling front to back), which position do you prefer?
Now, I'm a guy...guys don't want a woman behind them unless its momentary and their boobs are just begging for something...now do you see why i don't take internet dating seriously!
brb...I'm choking I'm laughing so hard! -
ok this has me upset....sorta
OK you pick me as a friend, we talk some and then suddenly, because I ask for your messinger and an email account, you get all hyper? Why. You picked me as a friend! You picked ME as a friend! You picked me as a FRIEND! This has me sorta upset...
It just amazes me that after some 400+ blogs and being on here months and months people still can't trust people to become real friends. I have tons of friends on here...and some even TALK to me!!! Some I have to admit, are friend collectors, these friend collectors are neive and ted to just say yes to anything that clicks yes to friends...ok I admit to this totally, but its because I want the attention,and comments toward my humor...but why do others do this? well I have made a pole
Why do you have so many friends pole.
1) I feel like this is high school all over again and just want to have someone anyone to talk with 24-7-365.
2) My looks seem to make people want to be friendly with me and I want that.
3) I want to be an internet whore and talk about sex and be totally frustraited with my real life.
4) oh idk, well....ummmm...hummm....its ok.
5) 1, 2,3,& 4
6) I'm (your sexual preference or preferences here) and I like it!
Now understand this is totally non scientific. No animals have been harmed in the process of making this blog. My lawyers say to add a disclaimer here that includes no beastiality or erotic exercise but I just told them to go chase another ambulance.
All others please disreguard...no I did not make this up toward any of the 17 people I cyber with
Y'll have a Great Day!
Jim -
Now this IS my Idea!
ok, everyone has seen the freeze pops sold by the dozen or so this year at wally worlds...And I just love iced tea...unite them and you have a variety of flavored iced sticks for your drinks!
Bet this would go great in bars too for their mixed drinks as a special.
you heard it here first! yep from the uncooker...lol
...just don't ask about chicken...