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mcelroy — Mon, 18 May 2009 04:07:48 UT

1.Wats ur name?
2.R we close?
3.Wat do u tink of me?
4.Do u ave a crush on me?
5.Wud u kiss me?
6.Wud u fuck me?
7.Describe me in 3 words?
8.If u had me for 30 mins,wat wud u do?
9.Wat was ur 1st impression of me?
10.Do u still tink d same?
11.Wat reminds u of me?
12.If u cud gimme n e thing wat wud it b?
13.How well do u know me?
14.Wat do u like best bout me?
15.Ever wanted 2 tell me sumting u couldn't?
16.Gimme a nickname and explain y?
17.R u gonna put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
18.ant tin else u wanna 2 say b4 u go??

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mcelroy — Sat, 09 May 2009 09:36:57 UT

FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food
REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.
REAl FRiENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAl FRiENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.
REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."

FAKE FRiENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the fuck out

FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like i did

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