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IF U _______ Me

matt_24 — Mon, 16 Jul 2007 05:36:57 UT

If U love me................leave me a message

If U like me.................leave a comment

If U wanna date me....... leave your number

If U wanna seriously do me....leave a "i wanna do you " comment

If U think im fine.................leave a comment on one of my piics

If U care about me ....................leave a caring message

If U hate me........................send me a message and tell me why

REPOST THIS AND SEE HOW MANY MESSAGES/COMMENTS YOU GET

IF U _______ Me

From a guy's point of view.

matt_24 — Wed, 09 May 2007 00:19:33 UT

Here is a relationship from a guy's point of view......

We don't care if you talk to other guys.
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah it makes us a little mad.
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging that we're still there.
We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.
Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till int the morning.
Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute / stunning. we freaking mean it.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me.
Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take advantage of the mood we're in.
Let us pay for you and dont feel bad about it, we enjoy it and its expected.
Kiss us when no one is looking.
If you kiss us when you know somebody is looking, we'll be even more impressed.
You don't have to get dressed up for us.
If we're going out with you we like you for who you are and not what you are.
I think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's and not all dolled up.
Don't take everything we say so seriously. Unless we say "I love you" then you can believe every word.
Stop using magazines as ur Bible.
Also, don't talk about how hot other guys are in front of us. u have girlfriends for that.
Girls, if you aren't being treated right by a guy, don't wait for him to change because he never will. Ditch his sorry ass and find someone who will treat you with respect.
Find someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.
Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.
Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.
Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes and say "I love you" and actually mean it.
If you do find this person don't make him pay for what "he" did to you. Give us nice guys a chance.

*Holding Hands
Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump in to him a couple times.
Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once.

*Cuddling
Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold.
Guys: Automatically move closer to her.

*Movies
Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder.
Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her.

*Loving each other
Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too.

*Laying below the stars
Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his heart beat and know it only beats for you.
Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers and let her know that you will never let her go.

RATE ME

matt_24 — Fri, 02 Feb 2007 07:47:45 UT

Would you kiss me?
[] yes
[] no

Am I?
[] sexy as hell
[] fine
[] pretty
[] cute
[] okay
[] ugly!

Do you think im a virgin?
[] yes
[] no

I look like..
[] a player
[] slut
[] whore
[] husby/wifey type
[] one time thing
[] next bf/gf

If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me?
[] Yes
[] No

Would you rather..
[] hook up with me
[] cuddle with me
[] have sex with me
[] date me

On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me..
[] 1
[] 2
[] 3
[] 4
[] 5
[] 6
[] 7
[] 8
[] 9
[] 10

Are you going to repost this so i can answer for YOU?
[] yes
[] no

what would you want me to be to you?
[] friend
[] sex buddy
[] girl friend/boy friend
[] wifey/husby
[] friend w/ benefits

Survey

matt_24 — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 08:39:08 UT

1.Your Full Name, Age, and Location:

2. Age:

3. Single or Taken:

4. Favorite Movie:

5. Favorite Song:

6. Favorite Band/Artist:

7. Dirty or Clean:

8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:

9. Worst Habit:

HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...

1. Do we know each other outside of facebox?

2. What's your philosophy on life?

3. Negative or Optimistic?

4. What was your dream growing up?

5. Worst thing ever happen to you?

6. Would you kiss me?

7. Tell me one weird fact about you:

8. Would you have my back or kick me when I'm down?

9. Do you Trust me?

10. Have you ever kept anything from me?

11. What do you think of me as a Person?

12. Do you think I'm sane or insane?

13. Would you cry for me if I died?

14. Would you be my crime partner or my consious?

15. If you could change anything about me, would you?

16. If I asked you out what would you say?

17. Would you come over to yell at me or just call?

18. Would you go on a blind date if I set you up?

19. If I only had one day to live would you be honest or lie?

20. A million bucks.. what would you do with it?

21. What is your worst fear?

22. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?

23. How many times did u curse at me while filling out this thing?

24. Can you sing or dance?

25. In one word, how would you describe me? Be honest....

ADD ME

matt_24 — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 07:49:25 UT

add me at piratefootball_24@hotmail.com