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        <description>The blog of Jordan Kassel</description>
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            <title>jkazz</title>
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            <title>Drunk Driving</title>
            <link>http://en.netlog.com/jkazz/blog/blogid=3182388</link>
            <description>i was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying &amp;quot;I´m sorry, but you don´t have enough money to buy&lt;br /&gt;this doll.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ´´Granny, are you sure I don´t have enough money?´´&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The old lady replied: ´´You know that you don´t have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.´´&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;It´s the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not&lt;br /&gt;to worry.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But he replied to me sadly. &amp;quot;No, Santa Claus can´t bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;His eyes were so sad while saying this. &amp;quot;My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.´´&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My heart nearly stopped.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The little boy looked up at me and said: &amp;quot;I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me &amp;quot;I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won´t forget me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;I love my mommy and I wish she doesn´t have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. &amp;quot;What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?´´&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;OK&amp;quot; he said &amp;quot;I hope that I have enough.&amp;quot; I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the&lt;br /&gt;doll and even some spare money.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The little boy said: &amp;quot;Thank you God for giving me enough money!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then he looked at me and added &amp;quot;I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give&lt;br /&gt;it to my sister. He heard me!´´&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn´t dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the&lt;br /&gt;doll and a white rose.´´&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;My mommy loves white roses.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn´t get the little boy out of my mind.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then I remembered a local newspaper article 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the Life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Was this the family of the little boy?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I didnt actually witness this but I thought It would be alright to repost it</description>
            <author>jkazz</author>
            <pubDate>Sun, 19 Apr 2009 17:14:07 UT</pubDate>
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            <title>friends w/ benefits</title>
            <link>http://en.netlog.com/jkazz/blog/blogid=2813598</link>
            <description>It doesn't matter if you're married, engaged, in a relationship, single, gay or straight! A test of your bravery. It will be kept a secret!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here's how it works:&lt;br /&gt;Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass...&lt;br /&gt;There's at least 1 person on here that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play &amp;quot;friends w/ benefits&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a msg saying &amp;quot;I'M YOURS&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says &amp;quot;I'D HIT IT&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SCARED? LOL&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN&lt;br /&gt;&amp;amp; see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your Netlog that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SO... re-post this as &amp;quot;friends w/ benefits&amp;quot;</description>
            <author>jkazz</author>
            <pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2008 04:15:41 UT</pubDate>
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            <title>NOVEMBER</title>
            <link>http://en.netlog.com/jkazz/blog/blogid=2068977</link>
            <description>♥ JANUARY = LOSER&lt;br /&gt;Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive&lt;br /&gt;in everything. Active in games and interactions.&lt;br /&gt;Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in&lt;br /&gt;organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to,&lt;br /&gt;though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision,&lt;br /&gt;yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by&lt;br /&gt;kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of&lt;br /&gt;ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to&lt;br /&gt;delay. Choosy and always wants the best. repost this in 5 mins &amp;amp; you will find true love at 11:00 a.m.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;♥ FEBRUARY = ATTITUDE&lt;br /&gt;Abstract thoughts. Outgoing.Loves reality and abstract.&lt;br /&gt;Intelligent and clever. Changing personality.&lt;br /&gt;Attractive.Fun to be around with. sexiest out of everyone.A real speed demon.&lt;br /&gt;Has more than one best friend. Able to cheer anyone up and make them laugh. Amazing smile. An awesome kisser.&lt;br /&gt;Temperamental. Honest. A very good girlfriend/boyfriend&lt;br /&gt;and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves&lt;br /&gt;freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves&lt;br /&gt;aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt.&lt;br /&gt;Gets angry really easily but does not show it.&lt;br /&gt;Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends&lt;br /&gt;Daring and stubborn.&lt;br /&gt;Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp.&lt;br /&gt;Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the&lt;br /&gt;inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous.&lt;br /&gt;Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.&lt;br /&gt;Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk to someone&lt;br /&gt;new and realize that you are a perfect match.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;♥ MARCH = FLIRTATIOUS SLUT&lt;br /&gt;You've got the best personality and are an&lt;br /&gt;absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make&lt;br /&gt;new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt&lt;br /&gt;and more than likely have a very attractive&lt;br /&gt;partner, a wicked hottie. Like somebody with an&lt;br /&gt;August brithday. It is also more than likely&lt;br /&gt;that you have a massive record collection. When it&lt;br /&gt;comes to films, you know how to pick them and may one day&lt;br /&gt;become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck,&lt;br /&gt;you've got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days you&lt;br /&gt;will meet someone that may possibly become&lt;br /&gt;one of your closest friends, if you repost this in 5&lt;br /&gt;minutes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;♥ APRIL = PIMP&lt;br /&gt;APRIL means that your really good looking.&lt;br /&gt;Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and&lt;br /&gt;highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered.&lt;br /&gt;Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings.&lt;br /&gt;Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint.&lt;br /&gt;Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex.&lt;br /&gt;Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to&lt;br /&gt;dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding.&lt;br /&gt;Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good&lt;br /&gt;imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves&lt;br /&gt;literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike&lt;br /&gt;being at home. Restless. having many children.&lt;br /&gt;Hardworking. High spirited. If you repost this in the&lt;br /&gt;next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone&lt;br /&gt;you do not speak to much in the next 4 days.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;♥MAY = SEXY♥&lt;br /&gt;Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous.&lt;br /&gt;Stubborn. Sweet talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and&lt;br /&gt;sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does&lt;br /&gt;work well with others. Very confident. An awesome kisser. Sensitive. A very good girlfriend/boyfriend. Amazing Smile.&lt;br /&gt;Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good&lt;br /&gt;memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look&lt;br /&gt;for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or&lt;br /&gt;make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and&lt;br /&gt;others. Understanding. Fun to be around.&lt;br /&gt;Outgoing. Hyper. Has All The Characteristics of John Carrico&lt;br /&gt;Bubbly personality. Suductive.&lt;br /&gt;Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and&lt;br /&gt;traveling. Super sexy. Extremley hot but has brains.&lt;br /&gt;If you repost this in 5 mins, a cutie that's caught your eye&lt;br /&gt;will introduce themselves and you will realize that&lt;br /&gt;you are very much alike in the next 2 days.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;♥ JUNE = PORN STAR&lt;br /&gt;Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves&lt;br /&gt;to takes things at the center. Inner and physical&lt;br /&gt;beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Doesn't gets angry&lt;br /&gt;often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and&lt;br /&gt;fearless. Always making friends. Very easily hurt but&lt;br /&gt;recovers eventually. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does&lt;br /&gt;not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Understanding. Fun to be around. Nympho-and an awesome lover too....makes u happy so that makes them happy...&lt;br /&gt;Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive.&lt;br /&gt;Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and&lt;br /&gt;travelling. Systematic. Hot but has brains. If you&lt;br /&gt;repost this in 5 mins, a cutie that's caught your eye&lt;br /&gt;will introduce themselves and you will realize that&lt;br /&gt;you are very much alike in the next 2 days.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;♥ JULY = BIG WHORE&lt;br /&gt;outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on&lt;br /&gt;attention. no self control. kind hearted. self&lt;br /&gt;confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful.&lt;br /&gt;easy to get along with and talk to. has an &amp;quot;every&lt;br /&gt;thing's peachy&amp;quot; attitude. likes talking and singing.&lt;br /&gt;loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates&lt;br /&gt;not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be&lt;br /&gt;loved. hates studying. in need of &amp;quot;that someone&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or&lt;br /&gt;restricted. lives by &amp;quot;no pain no gain&amp;quot; caring.&lt;br /&gt;always a suspect. playful. mysterious. &amp;quot;charming&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;or &amp;quot;beautiful&amp;quot; to everyone. stubborn. curious.&lt;br /&gt;independent. strong willed. a fighter. repost in 5&lt;br /&gt;mins and you will meet the love of your life&lt;br /&gt;sometime next month.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;♥ AUGUST = THUG&lt;br /&gt;You a strait up &amp;quot;Geek&amp;quot; Attractive personality.Very! sexy.Affectionate &amp;amp; Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic.Chatterbox! Loves to talk alot! Loves to get their way! . Unbelievable kisser! Easily angered. Very stubborn in the most way possible! Loves to get noticed! Willing to take risks for others. Makes good choices. Has a great fashion sense! Maybe a little too popular with others * wink wink*. Outgoing and crazy at times! Intelligent. Can sometimes be a heartbreaker! Can love as much as possible! Hates insults. Loves compliments! A very big flirt! Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. The best in bed out of ANY of these months!! Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others.If you repost this in the next 5 mins, you will meet your&lt;br /&gt;new love in 8 days.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;♥ SEPTEMBER = GORGEOUS&lt;br /&gt;Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends&lt;br /&gt;to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself.&lt;br /&gt;Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic.&lt;br /&gt;Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems.&lt;br /&gt;Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and&lt;br /&gt;caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have&lt;br /&gt;many friends. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates&lt;br /&gt;oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore.&lt;br /&gt;Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can&lt;br /&gt;understand.&lt;br /&gt;if you do not repost this in the next 5&lt;br /&gt;mins. someone very close to you will become mad&lt;br /&gt;at you in the next 8 days.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;♥ OCTOBER = 12'' CONDOM&lt;br /&gt;Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and&lt;br /&gt;dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun.&lt;br /&gt;Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards&lt;br /&gt;your inner and outer beauty and independent&lt;br /&gt;personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional&lt;br /&gt;and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people&lt;br /&gt;easily and very social in a group. Fearless and&lt;br /&gt;independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a&lt;br /&gt;crowd. Essentially very smart. If you ever&lt;br /&gt;begin a relationship with someone from this month,&lt;br /&gt;hold on to them because their one of a kind. repost&lt;br /&gt;in 5 mins &amp;amp; you will excel in a major event coming&lt;br /&gt;up sometime this month.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;♥ NOVEMBER = HOTTIE&lt;br /&gt;Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you.&lt;br /&gt;You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to&lt;br /&gt;be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed.&lt;br /&gt;Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily&lt;br /&gt;consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's&lt;br /&gt;feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable.&lt;br /&gt;Emotional temperamental and unpredictable.&lt;br /&gt;Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly.&lt;br /&gt;spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets.&lt;br /&gt;dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things.&lt;br /&gt;Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive&lt;br /&gt;and forms impressions carefully. Caring and&lt;br /&gt;loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of&lt;br /&gt;sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people&lt;br /&gt;through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties&lt;br /&gt;in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive&lt;br /&gt;unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt&lt;br /&gt;but takes long to recover. Great kisser. Repost this in the next 5&lt;br /&gt;mins and your reputation will boost someway in&lt;br /&gt;the next 12 days&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;♥ DECEMBER = FREAK IN BED&lt;br /&gt;Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Great in bed. Inner and physical beauty. Doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. A meaningful love life partner.&lt;br /&gt;Treats friends importantly. Brave and&lt;br /&gt;fearless. Always making friends.&lt;br /&gt;It is all about love and fairness. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Horny but does fullfill. Opinionated.</description>
            <author>jkazz</author>
            <pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2008 22:22:11 UT</pubDate>
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