Blog 5
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Truth or Dear
Truth Or Dare...I dare you to ask me anything!
So here's the deal...
You get to ask me as many questions as you want
Questions......No matter how crazy,
inappropriate, or just random, & I
promise to answer it 100% truthfully
(thats the "truth" part).
Now I DARE you to repost this and see
what people ask you -
GIRLS
-----------------Girls-----
------------------
--------------are like apples----------------
---------on trees. The best ones-----------
--------are at the top of the tree.----------
------The boys dont want to reach--------
----for the good ones because they-------
--are afraid of falling and getting hurt.----
-Instead, they just get the rotten apples--
---from the ground that aren't as good, --
-but easy. So the apples at the top think-
-something is wrong with them, when in--
----reality, they're amazing. They just----
-----have to wait for the right boy to------
-------come along, the one who's---------
-------------brave enough to---------------
------------------climb all-------------------
------------------ the way-------------------
------------------to the top------------------
-----------------of the tree.---------------- -
repost on profile if......
o.k. i've done all of these... so i had to post it here... i'm really accident prone lol... done other things too x) well yeah hope you get a kick out of this and can relate
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your repeatedly on a table, and recieved weird looks from everyone in the immediate vincinity, copy and paste this in your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.
If you belive that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile! -
How to Make Your Dad turn Gray
How to make your dad go grey..
A letter from a daughter to her dad!!!!!
Father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished
to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat
and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre
of the pillow. It was addressed "Dad".
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the
letter
with trembling hands:-
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm
leaving home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because
I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion
with Randy and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you'll like him
too -even with all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But
it's not only the passion Dad, I'm pregnant and Randy said that he
wants me to have the kid and that we can be very happy ! together. Even
though Randy is much older than me (anyway,42 isn't so old these days is
it,and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand in the way of
our relationship, don't you agree?
Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the
woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true he
has other girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his own
way. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now
one of my dreams too. Randy taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt
anyone and he'll be growing it for us and we'll trade it with our
friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray
that science will find a cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he
sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care
of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to
know your grandchildren.
Your loving daughter,
Rosie.
At the ! bottom of the page were the letters "PTO".
Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:
PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house.I
just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life
than my report card that's in my desk centre drawer. Please sign it and call
when it is safe for me to come home. I love you!!!XxXxXx -
Are You in Love
u in love?
be honest
If you
really
like/love someone
right
now, and you
miss
them at
this
moment, and you
can't
get them
out
of your
head,
and you really
wanna see them
then re-post this titled on your blog …