janloke
male - 24 years
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While a father was polishing his new car
بينما كان الأب يقوم بتلميع سيارته الجديدة
His 4 Years son picked a stone and made scratches on the car side with visible lines.
إذا بالابن ذو الأربع سنوات يلتقط حجراً ويقوم بعمل خدوش على جانب السيارة
The angry father tightly grasped on kid's hand & hit it many times…
وفي قمة غضبه، إذا بالأب يأخذ بيد ابنه ويضربه عليها عدة مرات
Not realizing that he was using a wrench
بدون أن يشعر أنه كان يستخدم 'مفتاح انجليزي' مفك يستخدمه عادة السباكين في فك وربط المواسير
At the hospital, little child was asking his father after he lost his fingers: 'Dad, when my fingers will grow up?'
في المستشفى بعدما فقد أصابعه، كان الابن يسأل الأب متى سوف تنموا أصابعي؟
The father was desperately hurt.
وكان الأب في غاية الألم
He went back to the car and kicked it allot
عاد الأب إلى السيارة وبدأ يركلها عدة مرات
He sat down on the side walk and while looking at the scratches, he found his son has written 'I LOVE YOU DAD'
وعند جلوسه على الأرض، نظر إلى الخدوش التي أحدثها الأبن فوجده قد كتب
' أنا أحبك يا أبي '
Anger and Love have no limit…
الحب والغضب ليس لهما حدود........... -
زوجة صالحة
بقيا متزوجين ستين سنة كانا خلالها يتصارحان حول كل شيء ، ويسعدان بقضاء كل
الوقت في الكلام أو خدمة أحدهما الآخر، ولم تكن بينهما أسرار، ولكن الزوجة
العجوز كانت تحتفظ بصندوق فوق أحد الأرفف، وحذرت زوجها مرارا من فتحه أو
سؤالها عن محتواه، ولأن الزوج كان يحترم رغبات زوجته فإنه لم يأبه بأمر
الصندوق، إلى أن كان يوم أنهك فيه المرض الزوجة وقال الطبيب إن أيامها باتت
معدودة، وبدأ الزوج الحزين يتأهب لمرحلة الترمل، ويضع حاجيات زوجته في حقائب
ليحتفظ بها كذكريات.
ثم وقعت عينه على الصندوق فحمله وتوجه به إلى السرير حيث ترقد زوجته المريضة،
التي ما أن رأت الصندوق حتى ابتسمت في حنو وقالت له: لا بأس .. بإمكانك فتح
الصندوق ..
فتح الرجل الصندوق ووجد بداخله دميتين من القماش وإبر النسج المعروفة
بالكروشيه، وتحت كل ذلك مبلغ 25 ألف دولار، فسألها عن تلك الأشياء فقالت
العجوز هامسة : عندما تزوجتك أبلغتني جدتي أن سر الزواج الناجح يكمن في تفادي
الجدل والناقر ونقير.. ونصحتني بأنه كلما غضبت منك، أكتم غضبي وأقوم بصنع
دمية من القماش مستخدمة الإبر.. هنا كاد الرجل أن يشرق بدموعه :
دميتان فقط؟ يعني لم تغضب مني طوال ستين سنة سوى مرتين؟
ورغم حزنه على كون زوجته في فراش الموت فقد أحس بالسعادة لأنه فهم انه لم
يغضبها سوى مرتين …
ثم سألها: حسنا، عرفنا سر الدميتين ولكن ماذا عن الخمسة والعشرين ألف دولار؟
جاوبته زوجته: هذا هو المبلغ الذي جمعته من بيع الدمى -
الصداقة Friendship
الصداقة بين النساء
Friendship between women
لم تعد الزوجة لبيتها ذات ليلة ... وفي اليوم التالي قالت لزوجها أنها كانت
the wife didn't come back home one night...next day she told her husband that she was sleeping
نائمة عند صديقة لها ..!
in one of her friend's home
إتصل الزوج بأفضل عشر صديقات لزوجته فأنكر الجميع رؤية زوجته تلك الليلة .
the husband called her best ten friends, all of them deny seeing his wife that night.
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الصداقة بين الرجال :
Friendship between men
لم يعد الزوج لبيته ذات ليلة ... وفي اليوم التالي قال لزوجته أنه كان نائماً
the husband didn't come back home one night...next day he told his wife that he was sleeping
عند صديق له ..!
in one of his friend's home
إتصلت الزوجة على أفضل 10 أصدقاء للزوج .....
the wife called his best ten friends,
ثمانية منهم أكدوا أنه كان نائماً عندهم .. وإثنان أقسما أنه لا يزال عندهم
8 of them assured that he was sleeping in their home last night, 2 Swore that he is still there. -
اختبار الشخصية
> اختبار الشخصية
>>> يقول الديلاي لاما : 4 أسئلة فقط والأجوبة سوف تذهلك
>>> لا تغش بالنظر إلى الأسئلة مسبقا فالدماغ كالمنطاد يعمل بشكل أفضل حين يكون مفتوحا . هذا الاختبار ممتع ولكن عليك أن تتبع التعليمات ولا تغش
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>>> تمنى شيئا قبل أن تبدأ الاختبار
>>> تحذير! أجب على الأسئلة فيما انت تندرج إلى الأسفل
>>> لن تحصل على النتائج الصحيحة ان اطلعت على الأسئلة مسبقا
>>> لذا عليك ان تنزل ببطء . يجب أن
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>>> تحضر ورقة وقلما لتسجل اجابتك وأجب بكل صراحة>>
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>>>> (1)
>>> رتب هذه الحيوانات الخمسة حسب الترتيب الذي تفضله
>>> بقرة - نمر - خروف - حصان - خنزير
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>>> (2)
>>> اكتب كلمة واحدة تصف فيها الآتي
>>> كلب
>>> قطة
>>> فأر
>>> قهوة
>>> بحر
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>>> (3)
>>> فكر في شخص (يعرفك ومهم بالنسبة إليك) لتربطه بأحد الألوان التالية (لاتكرر إجابتك مرتين) ضع اسما واحدا فقط لكل لون
>>> أصفر - برتقالي - أحمر - أبيض - أخضر
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>>> (4)
>>> وأخيرا، اكتب رقمك المفضل ويومك المفضل في الأسبوع
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>>> هل انتهيت؟ تأكد من أن أجوبتك هي بالضبط ماتريده
>>> حقا
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>>> انظر إلى التفسير في الأسفل ولكن
>>> كرر امنيتك مرة أخرى أولا
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>>> 1
>>> هذا تفسير الأولويات في حياتك من الأهم إلى الأقل أهمية لديك
>>> البقرة: ترمز إلى المستقبل المهني
>>> النمر: يرمز إلى عزة النفس
>>> الخروف:يرمز إلى الحب
>>> الحصان: يرمز إلى العائلة
>>> الخنزير: يرمز إلى المال
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>>> 2
>>> وصفك للكلب يرمز لوصفك لشخصيتك
>>> وصفك للقطة يرمز لشخصية شريك حياتك
>>> وصفك للفأر يرمز لشخصية أعدائك
>>> وصفك للقهوة يرمز لاحساسك تجاه الجنس
>>> وصفك للبحر يرمز لوصفك لحياتك
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>>> 3
>>> الأصفر: شخص لا يمكنك أن تنساه أبدا
>>> البرتقالي: شخص تعتبره صديقا حقيقيا لك
>>> الأحمر: شخص تحبه فعلا
>>> الأبيض: توأم روحك
>>> الأخضر: شخص سوف تتذكره لبقية حياتك
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>>> عليك أن ترسل هذه الرسالة للعدد المفضل الذي اخترته وسوف تتحقق أمنيتك في يومك المفضل
> هذا ماقاله الديلاي لاما عند بداية الألفية. المانترا هنا حقيقية وسوف تحظى بمفاجأة سارة بعد 96 ساعة،
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> وهذا حقيقي أيضا حتى ولو لم تكن تؤمن بالروحانيات
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I fell in love again
Last night
and I didn't think I could
I thought by now I was probably over that for good
With too much on my mind, too many things to do
Then last night I fell in love again with you
I heard love comes in waves, each one stronger that the one before
But I never thought that was true, 'til I took a real good look at you
It wasn't what you were doing, it was the way I looked at you
Then last night I fell in love again with you
He said a foolish man will take love for granted
While a wiser man might try and let her know
For if love's a seed that's planted in the heart and soul
Then you give it some attention, it has a better chance to grow
Talkin' with a friend the other day, he said his love had slowly slipped away
Because he never took the time, to do the little things you need to make love stay
And I thought of me and you and all the things that we'd been through
Since the first night I fell in love with you
So last night I looked at you brand new and I saw all the reasons why I married you
What a lovely woman you turned into and how lucky I am to be in love with you
And I'm taking time to say just how much I do
'Cause last night I fell in love again with you
And tonight I'm gonna do the same thing too -
Why people fall in love?
It is a mystery why we fall in love. It is a mystery how it
happens. It is a mystery when it comes. It is a mystery why
some love grows and it is a mystery why some love fails.
You can analyze this mystery and look for reasons and
causes, but you will never do anymore that take the life out
of the experience. Just as life itself is more than the sum of
the bones and muscles and electrical impulses in the body,
love is more than the sum of the interests and attractions
and commonalities that two people share. And just as life
itself is a gift that comes and goes in its own time, so too, the
coming of love must be taken as an unfathomable gift that
cannot be questioned in its ways.
Sometimes, hopefully at least once in your life - the gift of
love will come to you in full flower. Take hold of it and
celebrate it in all inexpressible beauty. This is the dream we
all share. More often, it will come and take hold of you,
celebrate you for a brief moment, then move on.
When this happen to young people, they too often try to
grasp the love and hold it to them, refusing to see that it is a
gift that just as freely, moves away. When they fall out of
love, or the person they love feels the spirit of love leaving,
they try desperately to reclaim the love that is lost rather
than accepting the gift for what it was, then moving on.
They want answers where there are no answers. They
want to know what is wrong in them that makes the other
person no longer love them, or try to get their love to change,
thinking that if some small things were different, love would
bloom again. They blame their circumstances and say that if
they go far away and start a new life, their love will grow.
They try anything to give meaning to what has happened. But
there is no meaning beyond the love itself, and until they
accept its own mysterious ways, they live in a sea of misery.
You need to know this about love, and accept it. You need to
treat what it brings you with kindness. If you find yourself in
love with someone who does not love you, be gentle with
yourself. There is nothing wrong with you. Love just didn't
choose to rest in the other person's heart.
If you find yourself someone in love with you but you don't
love him back, feel honored that love came and called at your
door, but gently refuse the gift you cannot return. Do not
take advantage; do not cause pain. How you deal with love
is how you deal with yourself. All our hearts feel the same
pains and joys, even if our lives and ways are different.
If you fall in love with another, and he falls in love with you,
and then love chooses to leave, do not try to reclaim it nor to
assess blame. Let it go. There is a reason and there is a
meaning. You will know in time.
Remember that you don't choose love. Love chooses you. All
you can really do is accept it for all its mystery when it
comes into your life. Feel the way it fills you to overflowing,
then reach out and give it away. Give it back to the person
who brought it alive in you. Give it to others who deem it
poor in spirit. Give it to the world around you in any way you can.
There is where many lovers go wrong. Having been so long
without love, they understand love only as a need. They see
their hearts as empty places that will be filled by love, and
they begin to look at love as something that flows to them
rather than from them.
The first blush of new love is filled to overflowing, but as
their love cools, they revert to seeing their love as a need.
They cease to be someone who generates love and instead
become someone who seeks love. They forget that the
secret of love is that it is a gift, and that it can be made to
grow only by giving it away.
Remember this and keep it to your heart. Love has its time, its
own season, its own reason for coming and going. You
cannot bribe it or coerce it, or reason it into staying. You can
only embrace it when it arrives and give it away when it
comes to you. But if it chooses to leave from your heart or
from the heart of your lover, there is nothing you can do and
there is nothing you should do. Love always has been and
always will be a mystery. BE GLAD THAT IT CAME TO LIVE
FOR A MOMENT IN YOUR LIFE.
If you keep you heart open, it will come again...
"Letters To My Son"
by Kent Nerburn
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البنات......girls..
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
لو قبلتها , تكون رجلاً غير محتــرم
If you don't, you are not a man
ولو لم تقبلها, تكون لست رجلاً
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
إذا مدحتهــا تعتقــد أنـــك كـــــذاب
If you don't, you are good for nothing
وإذا لم تمدحهـــا تعتقد بأنك لا تصلــح لشيء
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
إذا وافقتها على كل ما تريد تعتقد أنك بلا شخصيـــة
If you don't, you are not understanding
وإذا لم توافقهـــا أنت رجـــل لا يفهــم شيئاً
If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
إذا زرتهــا كثيراً تعتقد أنــك رجــل غثيــث
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing
وإذا لم تزرهـــا فـــأنت شخص لا مبالي
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
إذا كــنـــت مهتماً بمظهرك وشياكتك فأنت رجـــل لعـــوب
If you don't, you are a dull boy
وإذا لم تلبــس جيداً فأنـــت رجـــل تحرق الأعصـــاب
If you are jealous, she says it's bad
إذا كـنــت رجلاً غيوراً فـــأنت سيء الطبـــاع
If you don't, she thinks you do not love her
وإذا لم تظهــر لك غيرتهـــا فإنهــا تعتقــد أنـــك لا تحبهـــا
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
إذا تأخرت عليها دقيقــة فإنها تشتكي وتتذمر وتقول : ما أصعب الانتظار !
If you visit another man, you're not putting in 'quality time'
وإذا كنت تزور أحــد أصدقائــك فإنها تقول : بأنك رجــــل فاضي !
If you fail to help her in crossing the street,you lack ethics
إذا لم تتوقف لهـــا حتى تقطع الشارع فأنت رجـــل عديـــم الأخلاق
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction
أمـــا إذا وقفــت فإنها تعتقــد بأنك واقف حتى تتفـــرج عليهـــا
If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
إذا كنت تراقــب أحد النساء فإنك رجل تغــازل وعيونك زايغـــة !
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring
أمـــا إذا نظر إليها أحـــد الرجـــال فإنه أحـــد المعجبيـــن !
If you talk, she wants you to listen
إذا تكلمــــت فإنهـــا تريـــد أن تــســتــمع
If you listen, she wants you to talk
وإذا سمعـــت فإنهـــا تريـــد أن تــتـــكلم !
In short:
وباختصـــار
So simple, yet so complex
بسيطـــــــــــــــات ومعقــــدات
So weak, yet so powerful
ضعيفات, لكنهن قويات
So confusing, yet so desirable
متناقضات ومنطقيـــــات
can't live with them..
لا تستطيــــــــــــــع العيــش معهم
can't live without them ...
ولا تستطيــــع العيش بدونهـــن -
Nice sentence
1. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
2.. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2.Tele-Vision
3.Tell to Woman Need still FASTER -
Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE..
4.. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.
5- 3 Easy Ways to Die :
Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.
Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.
Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.
6.. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.
Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path..
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.
7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
8.. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE. Answer :
On their MARRIAGE.
9. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
10. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake. -
the Blind and the statement !!
a blind man sitting in the street with a hat between his legs and a panel that says:
I'm a blind, please help me..
a mn works in advertising was passing by , he saw that the hat have only a few cents in, so he put a little more and without a permission from the blind man, he took a pen, wrote something on the panel and continue his way..
in just a few minutes , the blind man noticed that his hat was suddenly full of money, so he realize that something has changed, and he wondered if it's the panel!, so he asked someone: what the panel says?
and the answer was:
we are in the springtime, but I can't see it's beauty....
" always change your means and ways when it's not going as it should be" -
how to take revenge of ur own kids?
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