Kenneth Johnson's blog

Someone ended a friendship with me...

iam_the_average_joe — Wed, 28 Feb 2007 01:15:16 UT

Like a give a rats ass!!! This place is a joke anyways. LOL

New NASCAR Forum

iam_the_average_joe — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 13:08:02 UT

Hey ya'll. Done setting up my NASCAR forum group and with only 16 days till the drop of the green flag on the 07 season you need to hurry and be a part of this comunity. We have NASCAR picks......simply explained, you pick who you like to win the race and earn your own points. Prizes are awarded and its free. There is a shit load of things to do there so what you waiting for.....go here now... www.chaseforthecup.jconserv.net

NASCAR FANS........

iam_the_average_joe — Mon, 29 Jan 2007 18:24:17 UT

I am almost done strarting up my new website for NASCAR fans. Man there is gonna be alot to do and see there. So swing on by and check it out and join up for all the fun. The website can be found at www.chaseforthecup.jconserv.net

See ya then.

I am not a freak

iam_the_average_joe — Mon, 29 Jan 2007 01:24:14 UT

Believe it or not there is no freak in me.....
I am not what you see.
You see the tats all over my head....
I am not part of the walking dead.
You see the beard resting on my chin...
The humor inside will surely spark a grin.
Some of the cloths I wear, a little on the freaky side.....
The inside me and the outside me sometimes violently colide.
If you want to know the honest and true me...
Please dont judge me by what you see.
Take a minute and ask your questions....
You might just know me upon further examinations.
So a freak you see but in the end....
You might just find a new bestfriend.

©2007 Bullshit

Not to be copied used or reprodeuced without my written consent.

Karaoke Fans Look at this....

iam_the_average_joe — Sun, 28 Jan 2007 20:09:50 UT

Thanks for looking at this blog. I am a bartender in a small town that has 4 or 5 bars in the town. On Thursday nights it is deader then hell. I convinced my boss to let me do a karaoke show on Thursdays. What I need from you is a little bit of help. What are some of your faviorite songs to do or hear at karaoke. Also through in some good attention grabers like contests and what nots. Thanks for the help. And if any of you find yourself in McPherson, Kansas look me up at Z's Club..... Drinks on me.

Joke

iam_the_average_joe — Sat, 27 Jan 2007 22:13:42 UT

A Rabi, A priest and a Baptist minister walk up to the bar. The bartender says "what is this a joke?"

Yet another boring day

iam_the_average_joe — Sat, 27 Jan 2007 17:55:06 UT

Here it is Saturday and nothing to do. To damn cold to go outside and work in the garage and nothing good on the boob tube. So here I am typing a boring entry to my blog wondering how many people will read this and pray for death.........
COME ON NOW.......
DO YOU REALY THINK MY LIFE IS THAT BORING?
LOL

damn..............

iam_the_average_joe — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 12:48:55 UT

whats up with the shout box on home page. Is it just me or are some of you not being able to view it now and then?

TGIF

iam_the_average_joe — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 12:22:38 UT

Well here it is Friday.....
What are your plans for this weekend?
Mine are working the bar on Saturday night and who knows what on Sunday. Since I just moved and want to turn my garage into a wood shop and a place for me to hang out guess I will get busy on that.
Well gonna go see whos online and chat before I go to work. Wanna chat PM me.

YOU GOTTA CHECK THIS OUT.

iam_the_average_joe — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 06:16:24 UT

OK now that I got your attention. This is just a test to see how many of you will look at my profile. LOL
Well look at everything and give me a hoolar!

Here I am yet bored again.....

iam_the_average_joe — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 05:21:40 UT

Well just got off work....both jobs today...and now I am at home bored to tears.....tears? me? NOT.
I keep coming to this site looking for friends but the problem is I wait for them to request to be my friend. Guess I need to be more assertive huh? LOL
So here I go off to ask for friends. Oh That just sounds so pathetic... LOL
But if you read this and want to add and chat feel free cause I might just miss you in my search.

L8R

Joke for adults...like that will stop kids

iam_the_average_joe — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 04:45:05 UT

Onmy way home from work today a neighbor called me and asked me to stop by and check out his new sniper rifle....So I did and he was talking to me about the range of his new toy and said I bet I can see your house with this thing. So he looks out the window and says "oh Shit man. Your old lady is getting it on with the mail man" I told him to shoot the bitch in her head and him in the nuts. My buddy says "Cool, I can get them both in one shot"

A little insight to me......

iam_the_average_joe — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 23:51:58 UT

Just now I was told I do not comprimise on anything. Thats funny....Swore eversince I was first stoned I would smoke pot till I die.....Lets see its been four months now since I have smoked....Seems like a huge compromise to me.

All this stems from my other half getting mad cause we can not go out tonight. I suppose it is my fault that her 13 year old daughter is a liar and a theif and has proved she can not be trusted to watch the other kids. One is 11 and the other is 19 months old. Why should Iallow them to stay home when they get into things then lie about it like I dont recognise what is missing. She has an 18 year old niece who last time she babysat for us the kids were up an hour and a half past their bed time and the house was trashed. Just what I wanted to come home to after 12 hours of work. All I want is the kids to be trusted enough so mom and I can go out and enjoy each other. Its like we are prisoners in our own house. If its not work I am at it is home........Oh what a life.

First Blog Message

iam_the_average_joe — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 06:12:18 UT

Yea like you care if its my first or not but whatever. I was just posting this to see what kind of response I would get. If you are interested in a friend to keep you laughing then hit me up. L8R E1