iam_the_average_joe

Blog messages with the tag 'crazy':

• Karaoke Fans Look at this....

  Thanks for looking at this blog. I am a bartender in a small town that has 4 or 5 bars in the town. On Thursday nights it is deader then hell. I convinced my boss to let me do a karaoke show on Thursdays. What I need from you is a little bit of help. What are some of your faviorite songs to do or hear at karaoke. Also through in some good attention grabers like contests and what nots. Thanks for the help. And if any of you find yourself in McPherson, Kansas look me up at Z's Club..... Drinks on me.

  • 28 January 2007
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• Yet another boring day

  Here it is Saturday and nothing to do. To damn cold to go outside and work in the garage and nothing good on the boob tube. So here I am typing a boring entry to my blog wondering how many people will read this and pray for death.........
  COME ON NOW.......
  DO YOU REALY THINK MY LIFE IS THAT BORING?
  LOL

  • 27 January 2007
  • 2 comments
  • rating: 10.0

• YOU GOTTA CHECK THIS OUT.

  OK now that I got your attention. This is just a test to see how many of you will look at my profile. LOL
  Well look at everything and give me a hoolar!

  • 25 January 2007
  • 1 comment
  • rating: 10.0

• Joke for adults...like that will stop kids

  Onmy way home from work today a neighbor called me and asked me to stop by and check out his new sniper rifle....So I did and he was talking to me about the range of his new toy and said I bet I can see your house with this thing. So he looks out the window and says "oh Shit man. Your old lady is getting it on with the mail man" I told him to shoot the bitch in her head and him in the nuts. My buddy says "Cool, I can get them both in one shot"

  • 24 January 2007
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  • rating: 10.0

• A little insight to me......

  Just now I was told I do not comprimise on anything. Thats funny....Swore eversince I was first stoned I would smoke pot till I die.....Lets see its been four months now since I have smoked....Seems like a huge compromise to me.
  
  All this stems from my other half getting mad cause we can not go out tonight. I suppose it is my fault that her 13 year old daughter is a liar and a theif and has proved she can not be trusted to watch the other kids. One is 11 and the other is 19 months old. Why should Iallow them to stay home when they get into things then lie about it like I dont recognise what is missing. She has an 18 year old niece who last time she babysat for us the kids were up an hour and a half past their bed time and the house was trashed. Just what I wanted to come home to after 12 hours of work. All I want is the kids to be trusted enough so mom and I can go out and enjoy each other. Its like we are prisoners in our own house. If its not work I am at it is home........Oh what a life.

  • 24 January 2007
  • 3 comments
  • rating: 10.0

• First Blog Message

  Yea like you care if its my first or not but whatever. I was just posting this to see what kind of response I would get. If you are interested in a friend to keep you laughing then hit me up. L8R E1

  • 23 January 2007
  • 1 comment
  • rating: 10.0