Blog 9
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Thanks for your patience!!!
Hey evreebodee!!! How the hell have you been? I want to applogize for not being here. These last weeks have been pure misery, I have had two of best friends die, one by suicide (here in cali) and the other was murdered in Essex while she was visiting her what was to be her soon hubby. Then i got me another bike to only have it stolen in a matter it seems like minutes but in actuality it was a week. Fucking lameass sold it for dope. One of best friends had a stroke, anothers wife just got out of the hospital and yet anothers sister is dying of ALS. Well i am back now thanks for your caring emails and where the hell are you's (LOL), With deep love care and respect, Bill PS I dont have enough arms to hug, kiss or even shake all your hands
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HAPPY MOTHERS DAY LADIES!!!!
Hello to my women friends, i wanted to take a moment to wish all of you a very happy heartfelt mothers day!!!! Here is a couple roses for you Ladies... With love and respect, Bill
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Too busy for a friend
Hello all i am sorry i havent been on as much as i would like but this says it all, i really appreciate you and our friendshp!!I thank you all for bearing with me as times are tough around here. Ill try to get on more!! With deep care love and respect, Bill
Too Busy for a Friend...
One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each name.
Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it down.
It took the remainder of the class period to finish their assignment, and as the students left the room, each one handed in the papers.
That Saturday, the teacher wrote down the name of each student on a separate sheet of paper, and listed what everyone else had said about that individual.
On Monday she gave each student his or her list. Before long, the entire class was smiling. 'Really?' she heard whispered. 'I never knew that I meant anything to anyone!' and, 'I didn't know others liked me so much,' were most of the comments.
No one ever mentioned those papers in class again. She never knew if they discussed them after class or with their parents, but it didn't matter. The exercise had accomplished its purpose. The students were happy with themselves and one another. That group of students moved on.
Several years later, one of the students was killed inVietNam and his teacher attended the funeral of that special student. She had never seen a serviceman in a military coffin before. He looked so handsome, so mature.
The church was packed with his friends. One by one those who loved him took a last walk by the coffin. The teacher was the last one to bless the coffin.
As she stood there, one of the soldiers who acted as pallbearer came up to her. 'Were you Mark's math teacher?' he asked. She nodded: 'yes.' Then he said: 'Mark talked about you a lot.'
After the funeral, most of Mark's former classmates went together to a luncheon. Mark's mother and father were there, obviously waiting to speak with his teacher.
'We want to show you something,' his father said, taking a wallet out of his pocket 'They found this on Mark when he was killed. We thought you might recognize it.'
Opening the billfold, he carefully removed two worn pieces of notebook paper that had obviously been taped, folded and refolded many times. The teacher knew without looking that the papers were the ones on which she had listed all the good things each of Mark's classmates had said about him.
'Thank you so much for doing that,' Mark's mother said. 'As you can see, Mark treasured it.'
All of Mark's former classmates started to gather around. Charlie smiled rather sheepishly and said, 'I still have my list. It's in the top drawer of my desk at home.'
Chuck's wife said, 'Chuck asked me to put his in our wedding album.'
'I have mine too,' Marilyn said. 'It's in my diary'
Then Vicki, another classmate, reached into her pocketbook, took out her wallet and showed her worn and frazzled list to the group. 'I carry this with me at all times,' Vicki said and without batting an eyelash, she continued: 'I think we all saved our lists'
That's when the teacher finally sat down and cried. She cried for Mark and for all his friends who would never see him again.
The density of people in society is so thick that we forget that life will end one day. And we don't know when that one day will be.
So please, tell the people you love and care for, that they are special and important. Tell them, before it is too late.
And One Way To Accomplish This Is: Forward this message on. If you do not send it, you will have, once again passed up the wonderful opportunity to do something nice and beautiful.
If you've received this, it is because someone cares for you and it means there is probably at least someone for whom you care.
If you're 'too busy' to take those few minutes right now to forward this message on, would this be the VERY first time you didn't do that little thing that would make a difference in your relationships?
The more people that you send this to, the better you'll be at reaching out to those you care about.
Remember, you reap what you sow. What you put into the lives of others comes back into your own. -
A funny start to the this easter weekend!!
Hello all i thought this was cute!! i hope you have a great weekend and again i applogize for not being on more, life these last weeks has been one thing after another, i thank you all again for baring with me!! With love and respect, Bill
An elderly couple was attending church services.
About halfway through, she leaned over and whispered to her husband, "I just
let out a long silent fart. What do you think I should do?"
He replied, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
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True or False quiz to start ur monday!! LOL!!
1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
2. Alfred Hitchcock did not have a bellybutton.
3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 yrs.
4. People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more.
5. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even your heart!
6. Only 7 per cent of the population are lefties.
7. 40 people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.
8. Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old.
9. The average person over fifty will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.
10. The toothbrush was invented in 1498.
11. The average housefly lives for one month.
12. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.
13. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.
14. The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.
15. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.
16. Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.
17. The REAL reason an ostrich sticks its head in the sand is to search for water.
18. The only 2 animals that can see behind themselves without turning their heads are the Rabbit and the Parrot.
19. John Travolta turned down the starring roles in "An Officer and a Gentleman" and "Tootsie".
20. Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina State anthem.
21. In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used instead of real milk.
22. Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane, just in case there is a crash.
23. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.
24. Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth. They are reused in vein transplant surgery.
25. Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. They were 7th cousins.
26. If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be Green.
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Don't you just love number 16?
Until next time with peace love and respect Bill aka Haarleyman -
Thought id give yall some fast sex to start ur weekend LOL!
Fast Sex
Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office...
but she was dating someone else.
One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said,
'I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you...
'The girl looked at him, and then said, 'NO!'
Eddie said,
'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor,
you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.'
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend...
so she called him and explained the situation.
Her boyfriend says,
'Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast.
He won't even be able to get his pants down.'
She agreed and accepts the proposal.
Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call.
Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened...?
Still breathing hard, she managed to reply,
'The a$$hole had all quarters!'
I hope yall have a safe and wonderful weekend!! Please forgive me as i have not been on as much as i would like, as ive been sick with flu for a week now
But i am finally getting better!!! 
So i thank you all again for your patience and consideration, With love and deep respect, Bill aka Haarleyman -
Lessons & Laughter
Hello and good day to you all!! Happy friday!! I thought id give you a good start to the weekend with a good laugh!!!
I hope you are doing good!! lifes being a b*tch around here but one day @ a time!! So ill cya later and have a wondeful day!! With love and respect, Bill aka Haarleyman
A Catholic Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was
leaving his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years
teaching the natives when he realizes that the one thing he never taught
them was how to speak English.
So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a
tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree."
The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree."
The Priest is pleased with the response. They walk a little
further and he points to a rock and says, "This is a rock."
Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock."
The Priest was really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears
a rustling in the bushes. As they peek over the top, he sees a couple
of natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity.
The Priest is really flustered and quickly responds, "Man riding a
bike."
The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills
them.
The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent
years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and be kind to each
other, so how could he kill these people in cold blood that way?
The chief replied, "My bike." -
What a girl deserves; just in time for Valentines Day!!
What every girl deserves, just in time for Valentines Day but to me it should be year around!!
With Love and respect always, Bill aka haarleyman
Body: girl:
I love you.
- Boy:
LUV U TOO
-Girl:
Really?
- Boy:
Heck yea
- Girl:
Oh...but am I only your friend?
- Boy:
No...you're my girlfriend...why?
- Girl:
So when I say I love you I really do mean it.
- Boy:
Yeah I know you do mean it...its just that you dont need to tell me that you love me anymore cuz I know you love me since the day we been together and i love you more each and everyday.
- Girl:
ok
- Boy:
So wanna go somewhere tonight for our 13 month anniversary?
- Girl:
Yeah...where?
- Boy:
IDK
-Girl:
Ok.
- Boy:
Ill pick you up after I get off and get ready ok?
- Girl:
Ok. What time do you get off?
- Boy:
In 2 hours and then I gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20 mintues...
-Girl:
hey...I thought you didnt have work today...
- Boy:
One of my co-workers called in sick.
- Girl:
Oh okay! So ill see you around 7:30 then?
- Boy:
Yeah! and babe?
- Girl:
Yeah?
- Boy:
I love you.
- Girl:
I love you too!
- Boy:
Ok my manager is like looking at me so yeah.... i gotta go.
- Girl:
Ok bye.
- Boy:
Bye.
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2 hours later...
The guy drives to his girlfriends house and walks up to the door and rings bell.
- Girl:
Hey! (gives a kiss to her boyfriend)
- Boy:
Wassup...you ready?
- Girl:
Um...wait...let me get my bag and we can go ok?
- Boy:
Ok.
They both watched a movie and ate dinner...once they were done eating they headed back to the car but before she got into the car...
- Boy:
Wait! Can I blind fold you?
- Girl:
Why??!
- Boy:
Its a suprise.
- Girl:
What kind of suprise?
- Boy:
A big one.
- Girl:
Okay but only if you promise me that you will hold my hand while we're driving.
- Boy:
I promise.
- Girl:
Ok blind fold me...
So they drove off...........and then they stopped.
- Boy:
Ok we're here!
-Girl:
Where?
- Boy:
Wait let me walk you to the place!
- Girl:
What place?
- Boy:
Somewhere! (and gives a kiss to her on the lips)
- Girl:
Baby!...
The boy walks her to the place.
- Boy:
Ok...let me take the blind fold off.
- Girl:
Where are we?
He takes it off her and she opens her eyes and sees the view of the city and at that same spot...that's where he first asked her to be his girlfriend....
- Girl:
Omg...(tears come down)
- Boy:
Why are you crying?
- Girl:
This is where you first asked me out...
- Boy:
What are you doing the rest of your life? (he asked on his knees and after he says that...behind him...in the air it says "Will you marry me?" in fireworks)
- Girl:
(tears come down faster)
- Boy:
I wasnt at work when you called me...I was planning this whole thing!
- Girl:
Get up!
- Boy:
Yeah?
- Girl:
(kisses him)
- Boy:
Is that a yes or a no?
- Girl:
Heck yea
Happy Valentines Day!!! To one and all, With love and respect, Bill aka haarleyman -
Billogy!! Thank you Brooke!! I tink its interesting!!!
Let others know a little more about yourself, re-post this as your name followed by "ology."
MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
ranch or italian
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
Jack or Carl's Jr
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
Lumberjacks or Hometown Buffet
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
more than average
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Not big on Pizza but Sausage
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
butter, pnut butter
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
appendix
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Toolbox
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
nope
BULL[CRAP]OLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
nawwww.. .try to live life to fullest
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Hell, idk!!
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
black
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
nope
Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
my friend Erica from Suicide
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
my cat or my dog count??
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
umm, no bedies that Heell NO!!
Q. Would you allow one of your little toes to be cut off for $200,000?
hell yeah... you offering?
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
suuuure!
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
hell yeah... where's the cash & when the shoot??!!!
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Heeelll no
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? oh hellllll yeah! who wants to die?Hmmm a few come to mind instantly, (yes i know me bad mwahahahaha)
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
eztra wallet
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
not too bad
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
carpet
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
stand. unless its a bath welll depends who with and wht were doin!! ;-p
Q: Could you live with roommates?
Ummmm depends!!!
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
umm no way in hell
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
a month or so ago me and my bro fish lonng story LMAO!!
LASTOLOGY
Q: Last Friend you talked to?
Joyce, Lisa, Eileen, Durrell, Fish
Q: Last person who called u?
Joyce
Q: Person you hugged?
Erica
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
69
Q: Season?
Spring or Summer
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
some
Q: Mood?
exahausted fed-up
Q: Listening to?
the tv
Q: Watching?
Suicide Girls!!! HELL YEAH!!!
Q: Worrying about?
A few things and not many at same time
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
office
Q: What can you not wait to do?
hehe umm yeah... *devious grin*
Q: What's the last movie you saw?
Damn cant recall, DUH!!!
Q: Do you smile often?
Depends on wht i smilin about!!