[ Society ] Grey Council of the 2 Assed Monkey

About Grey Council of the 2 Assed Monkey

On the witching hour of the 15th of August 2008 the Oracle of tea leaves and bicuits died, (AWWWWWW),
She failed whilst divining an important question. The nature of her death is currently know to only two people a Monkey of Noble Birth and a Wizard & Paradox.
This Wizard is only a wizard as he refuses to claim his rank of High Priest while without a suitable consort who can invoke the Goddess.
The wizard had visited said apes room, (its very Green),! and dicovered a curios portrait on the wall of a 2 assed monkey. He wondered as to it usefulness? The monkey responded that, "it was good if you talked a lot of shite".

An idea was born to have a 2 assed monkey grafted in the the High Council to deliberate on final matters of important shite!

Due to the oracle failing to make her decision the Wizard boldly started a sub-sub-sub High, (but not very, infact 3 foot of the gound the same height as most disembodied spirits and midges at 03:00 & 06:00 - should keep the ape happy for snacks the rest of us demand M&M's both chocolate and why is there no Peanut Butter in the Kingdom Council of 2 asses monkey.

The rules of the game are simple and very plain to see.

Any question answered whether you like the answer or not the 2 assed monkey as the final say!
The 2 assed Monkey can answer in almost any way she wishes.
The answers may be of only one word!
OOK may mean Yay!
EEK may mean No!
OOK EEK or varients Maybe or perhaps WTF.

The one thing that will be not accepted is overt erotica, (euphanisms like hows your father or spank the monkey are OK),
Overt Religious Slurs there will be no example although asking to burn me at the steak will not bother me too much.
Racist Abuse is not acceptable, (unless there is a common themed joke that is mutually acceptable to all e.g. Why did the Scotsman sit on his sporran um thinking of an ad hoc punchline? ... Because he was so tight he knew his money would be safe there, (nods not bad).

Thats it lets hope a 2 assed monkey comes to the party or.... whats the point!

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