Blog 19
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batman and ribins epic adventure#4 llove is....
The first person you think of when you wake up.
The last person you think of before you close your eyes.
The only person you think of all day.
When you call them all the time.
When you hear their fav song you write a note.
When you say i love you and mean it.
Felling butterflies when they call you just to talk.
Felling like your never alone.
Feeling what they are feeling and trying to help
When they hold out their hand for yours.
When they help you trash a mall.
When they protect you from everything, even little things, like cotton balls
When they are not affraid to cry infront of you
When they save someone from an energy drink, or at least try to.
When no matter how mad you get, you never stay mad at them
When you get your girlfriends bestfriend in the movies for free.
When they sit through really corny movies with out complaining
WRITTING BY JENNA AND ROBIN! -
batman and robins epic adventures #3 p0rn valley
OKIE PEOPLE SO YES ME AND JENNA WATCH PORN!
IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT FUCK YOU!!!
Okie so jenna was on the computer on msn when she hears " I've always wanted to do it analy" and she was like wtf are you watching? so tells her peeps she be back in a sec and comes to my bed to watch tv....she sat down and saw something that appaulled her.......NAKED PPL!!...she stayed there are watched it and was like wtf are we watching?....so she goes to her boyfriend and asks him to watch it with us <3....and hes all oh this is porno valley...so we all watch it together.
So now porno vallley is one of me and jennas religion of friday nights....ahahahaha. this past friday night i was sleeping and all i hear is....robin is porno valley on?....and im like nah man its too early for that shit!....she leaves the room and is all like yo its on.....so i jump out of bed and go and watch porno valley....
OKIE GUD STORY!!! SHORT BUT GOOD!!!
NEXT ADVENTURE: LITTLE FOGGY, LITTLE SOGGY!
DONT MISS ANY OF THE BATMAN AND ROBIN ADVENTURES!!! -
batman and robins epic adventures#2part3:train disasta
SO HERE WE GO, THIS IS THE LAST PART OF ADVENTURE 2 HOPE YOU'VE LIKE IT SO FAR!
As we got away from those little kids we noticed that they were staying there, and were like oh man those kids are going to do the same things as use....but then we noticed that they were leaving and we were like ye thats right you little fags leave.
so me and jenna are standing on these tracks and were just waiting for this train to come so we can intimidate it....but like all plans something is never they way you want it to be.....the train is going really slow...so we had to wait for like a half an hour!
anyways....the train finally made it and it was coming...and when it was like 30 meters away jenna got off...and i stayed on.....and when it was like 20 meters away i got off......but we totally intimidated that mother fucking train.....it totally seen us from way far back and thats why it was going so slow!! (fuck you it can happen)
so we are off to the side of the train...and then the most tragical thing happens....seriously this is the saddest scariest thing ever!!!! (okie so again its not but it scared the shit out of us)
as we were standing say oh ye we totally scared that train....all of a sudden the train decides to blow there horn thingy.....and me and jenna scream and run back to the other side of the other pair of tracks.....we got sooooo scared...well that will teach us not to go on train tracks while a train is coming...we will get really startled!!!
OKIE THATS IT FOR ADVENTURE 2 PPL!
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UP COMING SOON: LOVE IS...
PORNO VALLEY
LITTLE FOGGY, LITTLE SOGGY
DONT MISS OUT ON BATMAN AND ROBIN'S EPIC ADVENTURES! -
batman and robins epic adventures#2 part1:dead bodie serchin
OKIE FIRST OF ALL DEAD BODY SEARCHING IS SIK!!! IF YOU DONT THINK IT IS FUCK YOU!!!
Okie so today (June 14) me and jenna start on our journey for the day....my mom and her dad arnt here....so we go for a random walk...and we head for these random train tracks...which if we got caught going to we would get super grounded....because apparently dead bodies are found there (which is technically why we went in the first place)
So we go...and we start going away from the sunset...totally romantically...holding hands and everything...and we start searching for dead bodies...like it was a sport or something uber cool like that!!!
anyways we get to a little bit away from where we started and saw a little path and were like omg lets go see where it goes...maybe there are dead bodies there!...so we go....and what we found changed our lives forever!!!! (oh by the way it kinda doesnt...it just sounded good...sorry about that)....we saw........(dramatic effect).......A PARK!!!! we saw the most amazing park in the world...and we kinda want to go on the swings...but we cant because there are little fuckers on them....so we go on this totally uber cool dino thing...like a purple t-rex!!!....and then we're all okie lets go and find some real dead bodies!!!......
TO CONTINUE THIS STORY YOU HAVE TO READ THE PART 2: LITTLE FUCKERS!!!!!! -
batman and robins epic adventures#2 part2:lil fuckers
OKIE ALL YOU SUPER QWER LITTLE KIDS OUT THERE....THIS IS FOR YOU...I HATE IT WHEN YOU FUCKERS DO THIS!!!
So continuing from our super uber man hunt...which we didnt find...but we did go on another hunt to find squirrel bodies...which also didnt go as planned (dont ask....to cool for you!!!)
So we are walking back and we are walking on the cool train track part...and i look into the far...and i see that the red lights to tell you that a train is coming are on...so i turn to jenna and am like yo do you see those red lights on down there...cause at first i thought i was going crazy...and she is like i cant see that far....cause jenna is uber blind....so we just keep walking...and then we stop...and i see that there really is a train coming....so i tell jenna that a train is coming....but it was going really slow so it would take forever to come to us....
anyways we keep walking cause we are going to try and intimidate this train....(you think its impossible dont you
so we go...and we stop under this super uber train bridge...and chill there.....after like 2 mins these little kids come and see us standing on the tracks and notice the train too...and there all "are you tryin to kill urselves?"...and we were like yes go away....
but as being little fuck head little kids they didnt go...and they kept asking us stupid quesitons...like "are you really going to kill urselves?"...or like start to throw rock at us while we try and keep our balance....LITTLE FUCKERS!!!!grrrrr....
ANYWAYS.....so we are getting rocks thrown at us....so i tell the little fag kid to fuck off or ima go over there and kick his little 9 year old ass....so he stops for like 5 mins...and then he starts throwing things at jenna....so im like omg jenna either we get away from this kid or the next dead body they find down here is gonna be that little fuckers..and i give him the evil stare..and he throws a rock at me!!....so jenna grabs me and is all come on lets go and get closer to the oncoming train....
so while we are walking we look bak and notice that these little fuckers dont know when to quit....they still throw rocks at use when we are like 5 miles away...okie maybe not that far...but way too far away for them to reach us.... so we keep going...all the way past the street......
TO BE CONTINUED....
LOOK FOR THE UP COMING PART 3 OF THIS EPIC ADVENTURE!!!
PART 3: TRAIN TRACK DISASTA -
batman and robins epic adventures#1 part2:the drinks
OKIE PEOPLE IF YOU LIKED PART 1 YOU'LL DEF LIKE THIS ONE!!!!
THIS IS BEFORE THE PART 1 THO!!!HEHE
So this adventure stars Jenna, Brydon...and Me Robin
This adventure technically starts the night before with just Jenna and me....jenna was chilling in my living room and she leaves to get a glass of pop...and all you hear is a giant splash...and jenna saying SHIT...she spilt to pop all over the floor and herself.
Anyways in the mall (on the same day as part one) Jenna, Brydd, and me were chilling in the food court me sitting infront of jenna.... and we had just finished getting our food...and we were talking about random shit...and we noticed that there were people dressed really nice beside us....but we didnt care we were like maybe they are from a wedding.
Anyways...i was saying random shit somemore...and jenna had just taking a swig of pop...and the next thing i said made her laugh sooo hard.....
She spit all of her pop (pepsi by the way tsk tsk tsk) all over me and the lady that was sitting beside in her nice WHITE dress...and we were just laughing...cause im all sticky and jenna is all sticky and the lady and her boyfriend sitting beside us give us the dirtiest looks in the whole world....so we go to the bath room....jenna decides to take the pop with her (BIG mistake)...and we are almost in the washroom..and she is about to take a sip..and im all "NOOOOOO!!!" and i said that right when she did and again she spit it all over the bathroom floor....not on me this time...but still cant this girl not laugh while taking a drink..ahahaha poor jenna!!!!
AFTER PART 1 THE EPIC TRIP TO THE ABANDONED MALL PART!!!
Okie so we were super thirsty after our journey to the ends of the mall...so we go to the pharma plus...and get energy drinks....
then we go back to the food court..and jenna (who took a book from part 1) starts to read...and me and brydd start talking..and after a bit i ask jenna something but she doesnt hear me....oh well...and then brydd tries to grab my hand....and i totally know hes about to knock the energy drink over...(jenna is sitting beside me in this part)...so i activate my super awesome reflects...but im too late....he knocks over the energy drink all over jenna....and me...cause i was trying to save her....and she jumps out of her sit right into the table next to her....and then she all omg!!!!....so we go back to the bathroom and fix ourselves!!!
OKIE PEOPLE DONE FOR PART 2.....
COMING TO YOU SOON: TRAIN INTIMIDATION SKILLS PART 1
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batman and robins epic adventures #1part 1:trashing the mall
YOU BITCHES BETTER READ THIS....ITS HILARIOUS!!!!!
okie people so me and my awesome cousin jenna were at the mall yesterday
with my super awesome boyfriend...and we were walking around look for something to do before we went to see Kung fu Panda....and we seen that this one door that is usually never open is totally open...so we see if the coast is clear totally ninja style with the pink panther theme song totally going...and we sluth our way in. And then we see that all these room are open and we are all like "yo bitches lets check out this totally abandoned part of the mall"...so we did and there was this one room..and it smelt sooooo bad that we couldnt stay....it was gross
anyways...so we were walking around...and we went in this one room and it was totally awesome (by the way people we are totally writing this to the pink panther theme song....ahaha oh ye) it had carpet everywhere and we just chilled in it for like a good ten minutes
and then there was this other room where we had to hide cause there was people looking the way were...and so we ducked in this room...and it had toilets everywhere...and we just laughed and was like WTF!!!!
Jenna saw that this one room was lock and we couldnt go in and she looked inside and saw that there was all these dresses and random shit and shes like omg guys lets go in there and try on some dresses...so we tried for like 1/2 and hour to break in..... we went looking for pliers to open the lock..and we found some but they were too fat and we couldnt so we got sad...we got as far at taking the hinges off....well we only got one of them out...and then byrdd showed up with a piece of wood and was alll okie im break the glass but i was like okie we are trying to be steelthy so no...so we gave that mission up...but we wanted to get in sooooooo bad
we seen this one door that led to the outside....part of the mall that people were in and this one lady saw me...and she tried to open the door and couldnt...ahahaha she thought we were locked in...ahaha stupid lady!!!
ahaha there was this other room that was lock and we tried to open it...and it was the only room that had a light on and there was curtains so we couldnt see what it was...and then jenna looked into a part of it and was like omg guys there is people in this one...and we were like omg really....so we looked in and saw that it was a dentist office...and then we decided to look up and saw that the sign did say dentist...and we felt sooo stupid
then we went back to the room that had to random toilets in it .... and went all in it...with our super lame lighter...really bad...and jenna wasnt with us...so me and brydd went in and we csi'd that whole place...and when we heard jenna coming we went back out....but not before i stuck the lighter in this one room..and saw that there was a toilet filled totally gross brown shit...and i was like omg thats gross!!!! in that room we saw that there was this one part of the wall that had a totally creeper hole in it...so we looked tru...and saw that there was this totally creepy looking murderer style thing back there so we kinda got freaked out and left
the next room went in was this one that had awesome polls to play with....so me and jenna picked up a wood one and i metal one...and did all this kungfu shit....ahaha it was awesome...and the whole time brydd was chilling on the random table that was in there.
okie so thru out this enter part of the mall there are these random mirrors...and i saw myself in one...and was like omg i saw something back there.....so we went to see what it was....and we found out it was just a random mirror...and i got freaked out for no apparent reason...ahaha stupid me
oh and there was this other room we went in and it had all these random words on the wall...and there was like 2 parts of this room...so jenna was in one and me and brydd were in the other...and then jenna comes in with a random letter Y and says i have a question for you guys...and she holds up the letter and is like why?
ahahaha we were in this one room...and we were about to leave it and when we peeked around the corner we saw the people so we like froze in place and were like manequins for like 1 min...and then we left and went to another room.
but the by far the best part of the adventure...has to be the part where we got all these random plates...and went out into the hall and started playing frisbee...and then we found this one box filled with sparkly paper....and started throwing it everywhere...and then i stayed out in the hall and started twirling..and then i feel something hit me and i turn around and jenna has all these random cotton balls and is throwing them at me....
then all of a sudden we hear a door shut...and we look and see that the people that were in here shut the door...and that we cant get out....
but then i remember about the lady.....and i was like omg guys the
lady..remember the lady...so we go back to that door....and we slink our way out....nobody knowing we were in there.
DONE OUR EPIC SLUTHING ADVENTURE # 1
LOOK FOR PART 2: THE ENGERY DRINK COMING SOON TO NOTE NEAR YOU -
the meaning of mii swastikas
resently people have been askin me y i have tats of swastika and soem even said badd things but i dotn care and i just wanted to let yew all know wut it means to me
The swastika is an extremely powerful symbol. The Nazis used it to murder millions of people, but for centuries it had positive meanings. What is the history of the swastika? Does it now represent good or evil?
The Oldest Known Symbol
The swastika is an ancient symbol that has been used for over 3,000 years. (That even predates the ancient Egyptian symbol, the Ankh!) Artifacts such as pottery and coins from ancient Troy show that the swastika was a commonly used symbol as far back as 1000 BCE.Though it is not known for exactly how long, Native Americans also have long used the symbol of the swastika.
Until the Nazis used this symbol, the swastika was used by many cultures throughout the past 3,000 years to represent life, sun, power, strength, and good luck.
Even in the early twentieth century, the swastika was still a symbol with positive connotations. For instance, the swastika was a common decoration that often adorned cigarette cases, postcards, coins, and buildings. During World War I, the swastika could even be found on the shoulder patches of the American 45th Division and on the Finnish air force until after World
War II.
What Does the Swastika Mean Now?
There is a great debate as to what the swastika means now. For 3,000 years, the swastika meant life and good luck. But because of the Nazis, it has also taken on a meaning of death and hate.
These conflicting meanings are causing problems in today's society. For Buddhists and Hindus, the swastika is a very religious symbol that is commonly used. Chirag Badlani shares a story about one time when he went to make some photocopies of some Hindu Gods for his temple. While standing in line to pay for the photocopies, some people behind him in line noticed that one of the pictures had a swastika. They called him a Nazi.
Unfortunately, the Nazis were so effective at their use of the swastika emblem, that many do not even know any other meaning for the swastika. Can there be two completely opposite meanings for one symbol?
In ancient times, the direction of the swastika was interchangeable as can be seen on an ancient Chinese silk drawing.
Some cultures in the past had differentiated between the clockwise swastika and the counter-clockwise sauvastika. In these cultures the swastika symbolized health and life while the sauvastika took on a mystical meaning of bad-luck or misfortune.
But since the Nazis use of the swastika, some people are trying to differentiate the two meanings of the swastika by varying its direction - trying to make the clockwise, Nazi version of the swastika mean hate and death while the counter-clockwise version would hold the ancient meaning of the symbol, life and good-luck.
so there yew have it folks the way i view the swastika i dont care if yewr jewish and think of it as the simble of hatred i view it as a simble of luck as in the paragaph above and just because the natzis toke it it dosent mean the simbles meaning has changed also budist still use it soo there -
im a gawjust pornstar who will rock yewr world
take the first letter of your name:
A-Punky
B-Emotional
C-Pretty
D-preppy
E-Gangster
F-Girly
G-Dyke
H-Sweet
I-Retarded
J-Gorgeous
K-Beautiful
L-Fabulous
M-Slutty
N-homosexual
O-Hot
P- amazing
Q-Boyish
R-Hot
S-Sexy
T- Very Sexy
U-Ugly
V-Wonderful
W-Hott
X-Bitchy
Y-Under-appreciated
Z-Over-appreciated
Now the first letter in your middle name(if you don’t have one use your last name):
A-Wizard
B- Babe
C-God (ess)
D-Obsesser
E- Sex machine
F-Retard
G-Queen/ King
H-Slut
I-Girl
J-Goth
K-Nerd
L-Alcoholic
M-porn star
N-sex god
O-Geek
P-Skank
Q-Crack whore
R-Bitch
S-Prince (ess)
T-Whore
U-Cry Baby
V-Jackass
W-Punk
X-Scared-cat
Y-Coward
Z-Chocoholic
Now What Color Is the Shirt You Are Wearing:
Red- Will Do Anything For Crack
purple- Who will rock your world
Orange- Who Likes It In The Butt
Yellow- Who Wants To Have Sex With You
Green- Who Looks At Porn 24/7
Pink- Who's Good With My Hands
blue- Who likes to strip
White- Who everyone wants to f*ck
Brown- Who Wears Big Sunglasses
Black- Who likes it dirty.
Gray- Who gives great head
None-Who is a beast in bed
NOW REPOST THIS WITH THE NAME & STATEMENT YOU GOT
BEGINNING WITH " I'm a... -
hehe :) do it yew no yew wanna
would you date me?
would you kiss me?
would you help me whn i need it?
would you jump off a bridge to save my life?
would you dump someone for me?
would you do what ever you could do to be with me?
would you makeout with me?
would you be there the morning after?
Fill In The Blanks..
I _____ you. You have a nice______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me =________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. If I could do ONE last thing with you it would be _________. You should change your name to ______. We could __________ under the stars.
♥Love,
_______________
(P.S. ______________.)
Would you kiss me?
[] yes
[] no
Am I?
[] kool
[] sexy as hell
[] fine
[] cute
[] okay
[] ugly
Do you think im a virgin?
[] yes
[] no
I look like..
[] a player
[] hubby/wifey type
[] one time thing
[] next bf/gf
If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me just because of my looks?
[] Yes
[] No
Would you rather..
[] hook up with me
[] cuddle with me
[] have sex with me
[] date me
On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me..
[] 1
[] 2
[] 3
[] 4
[] 5
[] 6
[] 7
[] 8
[] 9
[] 10
Are you going to repost this so i can answer for YOU?
[] yes
[] no
what would you want me to be to you?
[] friend
[] fuck buddy
[] girl friend/boy friend
[] wifey
[] friend with benifits