ellekins
Trust female - 20 years, Brisbane, Australia
Blog 11
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Real or Fake
FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.
REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MUM
FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"
FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.
REAl FRiENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAl FRiENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes.
FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I"M HOME!"
FAKE FRiENDS: Are for a while.
REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you"ve had enough.
REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."
FAKE FRiENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the fuck out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will steal this -
10 rules for dating my daughter!
Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes to big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not in fact come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.
Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "Barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.
Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is: early."
Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.
Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?
Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter:
-Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool.
-Places where there is darkness.
-Places where there is danceing, holding hands, or happiness.
-Places where the ambient tamperature is warm enough to introduce my duaghter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat.
-Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.
Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.
Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine. -
Sexy Test... i got a 38 lol
HOW SEXY ARE YOU? GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND PENCIL
BE HONEST
NUMBER
IT 1-11 (NO CHEATING)
SEE YOUR RESULTS AT THE END OF
THE TEST.
WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR
SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR.
1. WHAT COLOR HAIR DO YOU HAVE?
a Brown
b Red
c Blonde
d Black
e Other
2. OUT ON A DATE WOULD YOU WANT
TO:
a Go to a party
b Go out to eat
3. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR
OUT OF:
a Baby-Pink
b Yellow
c Baby-Blue
d Turquoise
4. PICK YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBY OUT
OF:
a Talking
b Dancing
c Taking Long Walks
5. IF YOU COULD PICK A STORE OUT
OF THE FOLLOWING, WHICH WOULD IT BE?
a Hollister
b Old Navy
c Abercrombie
6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE
OUT OF THE FOLLOWING?
a Hawaii
b London
c Florida
7. IN THE SUMMER WOULD YOU
RATHER GO TO:
a The Beach
b Somewhere Cooler
8. WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY MONTH?
a January
b February
c March
d April
e May
f June
g July
h August
i September
j October
k November
l December
9. WOULD YOU RATHER:
a Chill at home
b Go out with friends
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE
INSTRUMENT OUT OF:
a Guitar
b Bass guitar
c Drums
d The Triangle
11) NAME A PERSON OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
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**ANSWERS** ^_^
1.
a. brown= sexy [5points]
b. red = smart [2 points]
c. blonde= playful [4 points]
d. black= caring [3 points]
e. other = wild [5 points]
2.
a. go to a party = playful [2 points]
b. go out to eat = romantic [5 points]
3.
a. baby-pink = cute [2]
b. yellow = loud [3]
c. baby-blue = cool [5]
d. turquoise = sexy [5]
4.
a. Talking = active [2]
b. Dancing = determined [2]
c. Taking Long Walks = daring [5]
5.
a. Hollister = tasteful [7]
b.Old Navy= laid back [2]
c. Abercrombie= stylish [5]
6.
a. hawaii = you like being around
people [2]
b. London You are quiet, and like the
cold [2]
c. florida = You like to party! [5]
7.
a. beach = tan, likes the sun [5]
b. somewhere cooler = pale and original [2]
8.
a. January = popular [5]
b. February = lovely [2]
c. March = rebellious [5]
d. April = the person everyone loves!!! [5]
e. May = happy [5]
f. june = chills a lot [5]
g. July = Adorable [2]
h. August = ballin' [5]
i. September = quiet [2]
j. October = out-going [3]
k. November = pimpin' it [5]
l. December = warm [5]
9.
a. home = quiet, romantic [3]
b. go out with friends =crazy [5]
10.
a. guitar = cool [3]
b. bass-guitar = mellow [2]
c. Drums = crazy [5]
d. Triangle = simple [2]
11. This person will fall in LOVE with you!
SCORES!!!!
UP TO 21= LOUSY GET A LIFE MAN
22-25= OKAY
26-35= Rather SEXY!
36+=REAAAAAAAALLLLLLY HOTT... SEXY !!
NOW REPOST THIS IN THE NEXT 2
MINUTES
AND YOU WILL HAVE GOOD LUCK WITH
YOUR ANSWER FOR NUMBER 11
REPOST AS: "SEXY TEST, I GOT A .......... -
STATE OF ORIGIN
I feel the need to make a blog about such an awesome event that occurs anually that is so well loved by many Australians..
All i can say is good luck Queensland, because you're going to need it soooooooo bad!!!!!! bahahah losers!!!!
* GO THE BLUES*
To all Queensland supporters.. try not to get to upset tomorrow night... Or for the next two games for that matter... -
Woohh!
Oh yeah baby! Hit the 2000 profile views mark last night
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Do It.. please:P
How old do I look?
[ ] 11
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[ ] 21
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How good do i look from 1-10 (1-ugly / 10-HoTT)
[ ] 1
[ ] 2
[ ] 3
[ ] 4
[ ] 5
[ ] 6
[ ] 7
[ ] 8
[ ] 9
[ ] 10
Would you rather..
[ ] Do me
Or
[ } Date me
Would you rather be on top or bottom?
[ ] Top
[ ] Bottom
Do I have pretty eyes?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
Do you like my body?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
Would you be sad if I moved?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
Would you come visit me?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
Am I..
[ ] Hott
[ ] Beautiful
[ ] Sexy
[ ] Cute
[ ] beastly mongrel
Would you rather..
[ ] Makeout
[ ] Cuddle
[ ] Fuck
[ ] Go out
Do you want to go out with me?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
Would you give me your number?
[ ] Yes () <-----leave ya numba
[ ] No
Are you going to repost this so I can answer for YOU?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No -
Woot!
My Profile has been visited 1000 times haha lol i got excited so i'm telling everyone
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The Kissing Game
Everyone has at least one person on FACEBOX who would LOVE to kiss them! Repost this to find out who would want to kiss you!!!
1-Tounge
2-Lips
3-French
4-Make-Out
5-Ooops, there went the clothes
6-cheek -
cyber
Ok people.. i've had enough off people asking me if i do it, and no i dont.. not unless your that extremely hott guy from Westpac, and i doubt any of you are.. so yeah..
Thank you! -
Hey
Hey people...
im bored so yeah.. come talk to me or something.....
Bye xo
