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Weekend
This weekend is the most happy for days for,coz I can take a good rest and good enough slp,when every weekend I always slp vry late around 3am something sometime din
slp also coz sometime I chatting with her and watch youtube until morning if youtube
shw vry nice,normaly I watch shw at youtube is (WWF)but now change to (WWE)and I only
watch stone cold austing,hulk hogan,the rock,kane and undertaker..haha..
Hzh...but some weekend also bore too..dun knw how to say it ....
But Nvr Mind..haha..I say it nxt blog...
Yeaaaaa
Posted by DLCS116 at Saturday, March 17, 2007 -
O_o.....
Daniel and Jasmine are sitting alone
in the
park
one night....
> Daniel: I guess we are the left overs
in
this world
> Jasmine: I think so... All of my
friends
have
boyfriends and we are only the 2
persons
left in
this world without any special person
in
our lives
> Daniel: Yup I don't know what to do
> Jasmine: I know! We'll play a game
> Daniel: What game?
> Jasmine: i'll be your girlfriend for
30
days and you
will be my boyfriend
> Daniel: That's a great plan in fact i
don't have
anything to do for the following
weeks...
DAY 1:
They watch their first movie and they
both touched
in a romantic film
DAY 4:
They went to the beach and had a
picnic...Daniel
and Jasmine had their quality time
together
DAY 12:
Daniel invited Jasmine to a circus and
they rode on
a Horror House....Jasmine was scared
and she
touched Daniel's hand but she touched
someone
else's hand and they both laughed...
DAY 15:
They saw a fortune teller down the road
and they
asked for their future advice and the
fortune teller
said: "My darlings, Please don't waste
the time of
your life... spend the rest of your
time
together
happily" Then tears flow out from the
teller's eyes
DAY 20:
Jasmine invited Daniel to go to the
hill
and they
saw a meteor...Jasmine mumbled
something
DAY 28:
They sat on the bus and because of a
bumby road
Jasmine gave her first kiss to Daniel
by
accident
DAY 29:
11:37pm
Jasmine and Daniel sat in the park
where
they first
decided to play this game...
> Daniel: I'm tired Jasmine...Do you
want any
drinks? I'll buy you one.. I'll just go
down the road
> Jasmine: Apple Juice that's all
> Daniel: Wait for me....
20mins later... a stranger approached
Jasmine
> Stranger: Are you a friend of Daniel?
> Jasmine: Why yes? What happened?
> Stranger: A reckless drunken driver
ran over
Daniel
and he is critical in the hospital
.
11:57pm
The doctor went out of the emergency
room and he
handed out an apple juice and a letter
> Doctor: We found this in daniel's
pocket
Jasmine reads the letter and it says:
> Jasmine, This past few days, i
realized
you are a
really cute girl and i am really
falling
for you..Your
cherished.... smile you were everything
when we
played this game..... Before this game
would
end...I wouldlike you to be my girl
friend for the
rest of my life.... I love you
Jasmine....
Jasmine crumples the paper and shouted:
"Daniel ! i don't want you to die... I
love
you...Remember that night when we saw a
meteor,
I mumbled something... I mumbled that I
wish we
would be together forever and never
end this
game.
Please don't leave me Daniel.... I love
you! You
cannot do this to me!"
Then the clock strikes 12
Daniel's heart stop pumping
THEN IT WAS THE 30TH DAY........
Always love your loved ones and show
them how
you feel before it is too late... You
will never know
when they will be gone from your
embrace... If you
were given a time to bestow petals of
everlasting
compassion and love to your loved ones?
Today is
the day.... Love them while they are
still here...
Posted by DLCS116 at Saturday, March 17, 2007 -
AQUARIUS
>>>SCORPIO<<<
Can be mean.
EXTREMELY SEXY.
Intelligent.
Energetic.
Predict future.
Most erotic.
(Freak in bed.)
(GREAT kisser.)
Always get what they want.
Sexy.
Attractive.
Easy going.
Loves being in long relationships.
Talkative.
The sexiest ever....
Romantic.
Caring.
>>>LIBRA<<<
Very pretty.
Very romantic.
Nice to everyone They meet.
Their Love is one of a kind.
Silly, fun and sweet.
Have own unique sexiness.
Most caring person you will ever meet!
Amazing n Bed..!!!
Did I say Amazing in Bed?
not the kind of person you
wanna ........ with...
u might end up crying...
the most irresistible
>>>ARIES<<<
Outgoing.
lovable
Spontanious.
Not one to ........ with.....
u might end up in a wheelchair
Erotic.
Funny.
Take you on trips to the moon in bed.
excellent kisser
EXTREMELY sexy.
Loves being in long relationships
Addictive.
Loud.
best in bed
>>>AQUARIUS<<<
Trustworthy.
Sexy.
Great kisser.
One of a kind.
Loves being in long-term
relationships.
Extremely energetic.
unpredictable.
from the future.
will exceed your expectations.
Not a Fighter, But will Knock your
lights out
Amazing in bed, THE BEST LOVERS BETTER
THAN EVERYONE!
>>>GEMINI<<<
Nice.
Love is one of a kind.
Great listeners
VERY GOOD IN BED!!!
Lover not a fighter, but will still
punch your lights
out.
Trustworthy.
Always happy.
Loud.
Talkative.
Outgoin
Very forgiving
Loves to make out
Has a beautiful smile
Generous
Strong
>>>LEO<<<
Great talker.
Sexy and passionate.
Laid back.
Knows how to have fun.
Is really good at...
Great kisser.
Unpredictable.
Outgoing.
Down to earth.
Addictive.
Attractive.
Loud.
Loves being in long relationships.
Talkative.
Not one to mess with.
Rare to find.
Good when found.
>>>CANCER<<<
Most amazing kisser..
Very high sex appeal.
Beautiful smile.
Love is one of a kind
Loves being in long relationships.
Rare to find,easy to lose if you're
not careful!
Lovable
Most caring person you will ever meet!
Entirely creative
Random and proud of it
Sweet personality
Great listener
>>>PISCES<<<
Caring and kind
Smart.
Center of attention.
Too Sexy, DAMN IT.
Very high sex appeal.
Has the last word.
The best to find, hardest to keep.
Fun to be around.
Freak in the sheets
Extremely weird but in a good way.
Super good in bed.
Good Sense of Humor!!!
Thoughtful
A partner for life
>>>CAPRICORN<<<
Nice
Sassy.
Intelligent.
Sexy.
Predict future.
Irrestible, awes0me kisser.
Loves being in long relationships
Great talker.
Always gets what he or she wants.
BY FAR the BEST in BED.
Very sexy
Coolest
Loves to own Gemini's in sports
very funny
loves to joke
Loves to be your first.so ull never
forget
>>>TAURUS<<<
Aggressive.
Freak in bed.
Rare to find!
Loves being in long relationships.
Likes to give a good fight for what
they want.
Extremely outgoing.
Sexy as ........
Very popular
Outstanding kisser.
Very funny
Awesome personality
Sexual as .........
Most caring person you will ever meet!
One of a kind.
Not one to ........ with.
Are the most sexiest people on earth!
>>>VIRGO<<<
Dominant in relationships.
Sexy.
someone loves them right now.
Freak in bed.
Always wants the last word.
Caring.
Smart.
Addictive.
Attractive.
Loud.
Loyal.
Easy to talk to.
Hard to forget
>>>SAGITTARIUS<<<
Spontaneous.
Freak in Bed.
High sex appeal.
Rare to find.
Great when found.
So much love to give
Not one to mess wit
Very romantic.
Nice to everyone They meet.
Silly, fun and sweet
Posted by DLCS116 at Friday, March 02, 2007 -
penjual telur terlampau
Di sebuah pasar tradisional.
Pembeli: "Dik, telur sekilo berapa?"
Penjual: "Telur ayam atau telur itik?"
Pembeli: "Telur ayam."
Penjual: "Telur ayam biasa atau ayam kampung?"
Pembeli: "Ayam biasa."
Penjual: "Yang tempatan atau yang import?"
Pembeli: "Yang tempatan."
Penjual: "Yang tempatannya mahu yang dari Ipoh, Kuala Selangor atau
Tampin?"
Pembeli: "Yang Ipoh lah..." (Sambil terlihat kesal).
Penjual: "Mahu yang Ipoh Pusat, Barat, Timur, Utara, atau Selatan?"
Pembeli: "Adik nie jual telur atau nak jalan-jalan?"
Penjual: "Maaf kak, saya penjual mee rebus kat sebelah. Kebetulan yang
jual telur pergi makan. Saya disuruh berbual dulu dengan pembeli sampai dia
datang.
Posted by DLCS116 at Thursday, March 01, 2007 -
REASON WHY IN SEJARAH OF MALAYSIA SINCE YEAR 1999 Study abou
"The TRUE REVEALED, with evidence"
In June 1998, the Government of Malaysia had hired a team of experts in
conjunction with a local research project to prove that the Malays are the
origins of Malaysia and they first landed in Malaysia.
To strengthen their claim, first they had to find the graveyards of Hang
Tuah, Hang Jebat, Hang Lekiu to show the existence of their pioneers.
The Batu Bersurat in Terengganu, reveals that the Islamic Religion had
landed in Malaysia a hundred years ago, which further strengthened their
claims! That is why, we were taught Sejarah (History of Malaysia)!!!!
BEWARE........ask your brother, sister, niece, nephew etc. etc, since year
1999 (if I'm not mistaken) or year 2000, do they study about HANG TUAH
anymore????????
Why is the popular subject GONE????? Missing in action??????? or evidence
revealed something different that caused the government to stop the
syllabus and HIDE the TRUTH????????
Here are the Evidence of the findings of the team of scientists,
archaeologists, historians and other research staff from the USA, United
Kingdom, Germany, Canada, Yemen & Russia.
1st Evidence
They finally found the graveyards of Hang Tuah, Hang Jebat etc and their
skeletons had been analysed and samples of DNA taken with the results
showing Hnag Tuah, Hang Jebat and Hang Lekiu were not MALAYS!
They were CHINESE (Islamic) from China!!! and why were they here in
Malacca????? Because they were on a mission to protect the UNGRATEFUL
MALAYS from the potential attack of SIAM (Thailand)!!!
So, Hang Tuah is not Malay hero!!! He was the protector of the useless and
ungrateful Parameswara (from INDONESIA) who landed in Malacca and claimed
the land!!!
The Hang Tuah bunch of people were all from China and they were assigned to
Malacca because Parameswara requested the Ching Dynasty Emporer for
protection!!!
This is why the Hang Tuah series of history is MISSING from SEJARAH!!!!
2nd. Evidence
The researchers found the oldest tombstone (graveyard) in Kelantan in year
2000. Suprisingly, the tomb stone was at least 900 years old!!!!...older
than the so-called Batu Bersurat and it belonged to the Chinese.
Having first landed in Malacca doesn't mean Malays were the origins of
Malaysia because during that time, the road was too long for them to see
the other side of the coast!!! where the Chinese had landed far more
earlier.
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The theory that all the 'hangs' are chinese may have merit.
For instance, Hang Tuah could be - hung too wah
hang lekiu - hung lee kiew
hang jebat - hung 'chee pat' or 'chee bai'
hang Mias - hung my ass
last but not least a descendent - william hung aka 'hung shi bangs'
No disrespect to all my Chinese friends.
If you want the black and white evidence of the "Truth Revealed", please
write to:
The other evidence was found for Hang maniam or also know as Hang Man I
am.The truth was he was a indian diplomat guy from Malaysia to America for
all the Hang warriors.
Posted by DLCS116 at Thursday, March 01, 2007 -
Why red Indian Names are Long?
A little Red Indian boy asked his father, the big chief and witch
doctor of the tribe, "Papa, why is it that we always have long
names,while the white men have shorter names - Bill, Ted or Sam, for
example?"
His father replied, "Look, son, our names represent a symbol, a sign,
or a poem for our culture --not like the white men, who repeat their
names from generation to generation. Also, it is part of our makeup
that in spite of everything, we survive.
For example, your sister's name is Small Romantic Moon Over The Lake,
because on the night she was born, there was a beautiful moon
reflected in the lake.
Then there's your brother, Big White Horse of the Prairies, because he
was born on a day that the big white horse who gallops over the
prairies of the world appeared near our camp and is a symbol of our
capacity to live and the life force of our people.
It's very simple and easy to understand.
Do you have any other questions, Little Broken Condom Made in China ?"
Posted by DLCS116 at Thursday, March 01, 200 -
Salary Increase..
My friend, you have not worked here for even one day.
The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain
Manager:- How many days are there in a year?
Man:- 365 days and some times 366
Manager:- how many hours make up a day?
Man:- 24 hours
Manager:- How long do you work in a day?
Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.
Manager:- So , what fraction of the day do you work in hours?
Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one third)
Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?
Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days)
Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?
Man:- No sir
Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?
Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days
Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many
days do you now have?
Man:- 18 days.
Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove
that14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?
Man:- 4 days
Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager: - Do you come to work on workers day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 2 days sir!
Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holiday )?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 1 day sir!
Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- None sir!
Manager:- So, what are you claiming?
Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that
I was stealing Company money all these days.
Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!
HR=HIGH RISK
Posted by DLCS116 at Thursday, March 01, 2007
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DIALOGUE ANTARA LEMBU & AYAM
Ayam : Manusia ni memang pentingkan diri sendiri!
Lembu : Kenapa kau kata macam tu?
Ayam : Tengoklah. Apa mereka buat kat aku!
Lembu : Hah! Buat apa pulak?
Ayam : Aku ni bertelur hari-hari. Aku cadang naklah dapat anak dua tiga ekor. Orang kata ada juga waris aku bila aku dah tak de nanti. Tapi manusia ni memang tak berhati perut. Hari-hari dia orang makan telor aku,macamana aku nak dapat anak!
Lembu : Alah! Kau punya masaalah kecil aja!
Ayam : ?? Maksud kau?
Lembu : Aku ni, kalau fikirkan nasib aku lagi malang. Rasa nak bunuh diri pun ada. Bayangkan, hari-hari manusia minum susu aku tapi sorang pun tak pernah panggil aku MAK!
Ayam : ?? (Dalam hati: Tak boleh pakai punya lembu!)
Posted by DLCS116 at Wednesday, February 28, 2007 -
British English VS Malaysian English
Who says our English is teruk.? Just see below - Ours is simple,short,concise, straight-to-point, effective etc.........
WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No Stock.
RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who page?
ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY .
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me
WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians:No-need, lah.
WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?
WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!
WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?
WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don't want la...
IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians: You mad, ah?
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?
WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die-lah!!
WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: Wat happen Why like that....
WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you,
Malaysians: like that also don't know how to do!!!!
WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
Malaysians:Celaka u
Posted by DLCS116 at Tuesday, February 27, 2007 -
Working Days
Hazh..2day still holyday but need to work..Hazh...
But 2day come to work it jst like holyday coz nothing to do...
Morning stard work I sit at in front of computer and ply only..
HaHaHa....Hazh so bore....
And now raining also fell so cold...
Posted by DLCS116 at Tuesday, February 20, 2007
Please wait...
