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male - 29 years, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
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  • Weekend

    This weekend is the most happy for days for,coz I can take a good rest and good enough slp,when every weekend I always slp vry late around 3am something sometime din
    slp also coz sometime I chatting with her and watch youtube until morning if youtube
    shw vry nice,normaly I watch shw at youtube is (WWF)but now change to (WWE)and I only
    watch stone cold austing,hulk hogan,the rock,kane and undertaker..haha..
    Hzh...but some weekend also bore too..dun knw how to say it ....
    But Nvr Mind..haha..I say it nxt blog...
    Yeaaaaa

    Posted by DLCS116 at Saturday, March 17, 2007

  • O_o.....

    Daniel and Jasmine are sitting alone
    in the
    park
    one night....
    > Daniel: I guess we are the left overs
    in
    this world

    > Jasmine: I think so... All of my
    friends
    have
    boyfriends and we are only the 2
    persons
    left in
    this world without any special person
    in
    our lives

    > Daniel: Yup I don't know what to do

    > Jasmine: I know! We'll play a game

    > Daniel: What game?

    > Jasmine: i'll be your girlfriend for
    30
    days and you
    will be my boyfriend

    > Daniel: That's a great plan in fact i
    don't have
    anything to do for the following
    weeks...

    DAY 1:

    They watch their first movie and they
    both touched
    in a romantic film

    DAY 4:

    They went to the beach and had a
    picnic...Daniel
    and Jasmine had their quality time
    together

    DAY 12:

    Daniel invited Jasmine to a circus and
    they rode on
    a Horror House....Jasmine was scared
    and she
    touched Daniel's hand but she touched
    someone
    else's hand and they both laughed...

    DAY 15:

    They saw a fortune teller down the road
    and they
    asked for their future advice and the
    fortune teller
    said: "My darlings, Please don't waste
    the time of
    your life... spend the rest of your
    time
    together
    happily" Then tears flow out from the
    teller's eyes

    DAY 20:

    Jasmine invited Daniel to go to the
    hill
    and they
    saw a meteor...Jasmine mumbled
    something

    DAY 28:

    They sat on the bus and because of a
    bumby road
    Jasmine gave her first kiss to Daniel
    by
    accident
    DAY 29:

    11:37pm

    Jasmine and Daniel sat in the park
    where
    they first
    decided to play this game...

    > Daniel: I'm tired Jasmine...Do you
    want any
    drinks? I'll buy you one.. I'll just go
    down the road

    > Jasmine: Apple Juice that's all

    > Daniel: Wait for me....

    20mins later... a stranger approached
    Jasmine

    > Stranger: Are you a friend of Daniel?

    > Jasmine: Why yes? What happened?

    > Stranger: A reckless drunken driver
    ran over
    Daniel
    and he is critical in the hospital
    .
    11:57pm

    The doctor went out of the emergency
    room and he
    handed out an apple juice and a letter

    > Doctor: We found this in daniel's
    pocket

    Jasmine reads the letter and it says:

    > Jasmine, This past few days, i
    realized
    you are a
    really cute girl and i am really
    falling
    for you..Your
    cherished.... smile you were everything
    when we
    played this game..... Before this game
    would
    end...I wouldlike you to be my girl
    friend for the
    rest of my life.... I love you
    Jasmine....

    Jasmine crumples the paper and shouted:

    "Daniel ! i don't want you to die... I
    love
    you...Remember that night when we saw a
    meteor,
    I mumbled something... I mumbled that I
    wish we
    would be together forever and never
    end this
    game.
    Please don't leave me Daniel.... I love
    you! You
    cannot do this to me!"

    Then the clock strikes 12

    Daniel's heart stop pumping

    THEN IT WAS THE 30TH DAY........

    Always love your loved ones and show
    them how
    you feel before it is too late... You
    will never know
    when they will be gone from your
    embrace... If you
    were given a time to bestow petals of
    everlasting
    compassion and love to your loved ones?
    Today is
    the day.... Love them while they are
    still here...

    Posted by DLCS116 at Saturday, March 17, 2007

  • AQUARIUS

    >>>SCORPIO<<<
    Can be mean.
    EXTREMELY SEXY.
    Intelligent.
    Energetic.
    Predict future.
    Most erotic.
    (Freak in bed.)
    (GREAT kisser.)
    Always get what they want.
    Sexy.
    Attractive.
    Easy going.
    Loves being in long relationships.
    Talkative.
    The sexiest ever....
    Romantic.
    Caring.

    >>>LIBRA<<<
    Very pretty.
    Very romantic.
    Nice to everyone They meet.
    Their Love is one of a kind.
    Silly, fun and sweet.
    Have own unique sexiness.
    Most caring person you will ever meet!
    Amazing n Bed..!!!
    Did I say Amazing in Bed?
    not the kind of person you
    wanna ........ with...
    u might end up crying...
    the most irresistible

    >>>ARIES<<<
    Outgoing.
    lovable
    Spontanious.
    Not one to ........ with.....
    u might end up in a wheelchair
    Erotic.
    Funny.
    Take you on trips to the moon in bed.
    excellent kisser
    EXTREMELY sexy.
    Loves being in long relationships
    Addictive.
    Loud.
    best in bed

    >>>AQUARIUS<<<
    Trustworthy.
    Sexy.
    Great kisser.
    One of a kind.
    Loves being in long-term
    relationships.
    Extremely energetic.
    unpredictable.
    from the future.
    will exceed your expectations.
    Not a Fighter, But will Knock your
    lights out
    Amazing in bed, THE BEST LOVERS BETTER
    THAN EVERYONE!

    >>>GEMINI<<<
    Nice.
    Love is one of a kind.
    Great listeners
    VERY GOOD IN BED!!!
    Lover not a fighter, but will still
    punch your lights
    out.
    Trustworthy.
    Always happy.
    Loud.
    Talkative.
    Outgoin
    Very forgiving
    Loves to make out
    Has a beautiful smile
    Generous
    Strong

    >>>LEO<<<
    Great talker.
    Sexy and passionate.
    Laid back.
    Knows how to have fun.
    Is really good at...
    Great kisser.
    Unpredictable.
    Outgoing.
    Down to earth.
    Addictive.
    Attractive.
    Loud.
    Loves being in long relationships.
    Talkative.
    Not one to mess with.
    Rare to find.
    Good when found.

    >>>CANCER<<<
    Most amazing kisser..
    Very high sex appeal.
    Beautiful smile.
    Love is one of a kind
    Loves being in long relationships.
    Rare to find,easy to lose if you're
    not careful!
    Lovable
    Most caring person you will ever meet!
    Entirely creative
    Random and proud of it
    Sweet personality
    Great listener

    >>>PISCES<<<
    Caring and kind
    Smart.
    Center of attention.
    Too Sexy, DAMN IT.
    Very high sex appeal.
    Has the last word.
    The best to find, hardest to keep.
    Fun to be around.
    Freak in the sheets
    Extremely weird but in a good way.
    Super good in bed.
    Good Sense of Humor!!!
    Thoughtful
    A partner for life

    >>>CAPRICORN<<<
    Nice
    Sassy.
    Intelligent.
    Sexy.
    Predict future.
    Irrestible, awes0me kisser.
    Loves being in long relationships
    Great talker.
    Always gets what he or she wants.
    BY FAR the BEST in BED.
    Very sexy
    Coolest
    Loves to own Gemini's in sports
    very funny
    loves to joke
    Loves to be your first.so ull never
    forget

    >>>TAURUS<<<
    Aggressive.
    Freak in bed.
    Rare to find!
    Loves being in long relationships.
    Likes to give a good fight for what
    they want.
    Extremely outgoing.
    Sexy as ........
    Very popular
    Outstanding kisser.
    Very funny
    Awesome personality
    Sexual as .........
    Most caring person you will ever meet!
    One of a kind.
    Not one to ........ with.
    Are the most sexiest people on earth!

    >>>VIRGO<<<
    Dominant in relationships.
    Sexy.
    someone loves them right now.
    Freak in bed.
    Always wants the last word.
    Caring.
    Smart.
    Addictive.
    Attractive.
    Loud.
    Loyal.
    Easy to talk to.
    Hard to forget

    >>>SAGITTARIUS<<<
    Spontaneous.
    Freak in Bed.
    High sex appeal.
    Rare to find.
    Great when found.
    So much love to give
    Not one to mess wit
    Very romantic.
    Nice to everyone They meet.
    Silly, fun and sweet

    Posted by DLCS116 at Friday, March 02, 2007

  • penjual telur terlampau

    Di sebuah pasar tradisional.

    Pembeli: "Dik, telur sekilo berapa?"

    Penjual: "Telur ayam atau telur itik?"

    Pembeli: "Telur ayam."

    Penjual: "Telur ayam biasa atau ayam kampung?"

    Pembeli: "Ayam biasa."

    Penjual: "Yang tempatan atau yang import?"

    Pembeli: "Yang tempatan."

    Penjual: "Yang tempatannya mahu yang dari Ipoh, Kuala Selangor atau
    Tampin?"

    Pembeli: "Yang Ipoh lah..." (Sambil terlihat kesal).

    Penjual: "Mahu yang Ipoh Pusat, Barat, Timur, Utara, atau Selatan?"

    Pembeli: "Adik nie jual telur atau nak jalan-jalan?"

    Penjual: "Maaf kak, saya penjual mee rebus kat sebelah. Kebetulan yang
    jual telur pergi makan. Saya disuruh berbual dulu dengan pembeli sampai dia
    datang.

    Posted by DLCS116 at Thursday, March 01, 2007

  • REASON WHY IN SEJARAH OF MALAYSIA SINCE YEAR 1999 Study abou

    "The TRUE REVEALED, with evidence"

    In June 1998, the Government of Malaysia had hired a team of experts in
    conjunction with a local research project to prove that the Malays are the
    origins of Malaysia and they first landed in Malaysia.

    To strengthen their claim, first they had to find the graveyards of Hang
    Tuah, Hang Jebat, Hang Lekiu to show the existence of their pioneers.

    The Batu Bersurat in Terengganu, reveals that the Islamic Religion had
    landed in Malaysia a hundred years ago, which further strengthened their
    claims! That is why, we were taught Sejarah (History of Malaysia)!!!!

    BEWARE........ask your brother, sister, niece, nephew etc. etc, since year
    1999 (if I'm not mistaken) or year 2000, do they study about HANG TUAH
    anymore????????

    Why is the popular subject GONE????? Missing in action??????? or evidence
    revealed something different that caused the government to stop the
    syllabus and HIDE the TRUTH????????

    Here are the Evidence of the findings of the team of scientists,
    archaeologists, historians and other research staff from the USA, United
    Kingdom, Germany, Canada, Yemen & Russia.

    1st Evidence

    They finally found the graveyards of Hang Tuah, Hang Jebat etc and their
    skeletons had been analysed and samples of DNA taken with the results
    showing Hnag Tuah, Hang Jebat and Hang Lekiu were not MALAYS!

    They were CHINESE (Islamic) from China!!! and why were they here in
    Malacca????? Because they were on a mission to protect the UNGRATEFUL
    MALAYS from the potential attack of SIAM (Thailand)!!!

    So, Hang Tuah is not Malay hero!!! He was the protector of the useless and
    ungrateful Parameswara (from INDONESIA) who landed in Malacca and claimed
    the land!!!

    The Hang Tuah bunch of people were all from China and they were assigned to
    Malacca because Parameswara requested the Ching Dynasty Emporer for
    protection!!!

    This is why the Hang Tuah series of history is MISSING from SEJARAH!!!!

    2nd. Evidence

    The researchers found the oldest tombstone (graveyard) in Kelantan in year
    2000. Suprisingly, the tomb stone was at least 900 years old!!!!...older
    than the so-called Batu Bersurat and it belonged to the Chinese.

    Having first landed in Malacca doesn't mean Malays were the origins of
    Malaysia because during that time, the road was too long for them to see
    the other side of the coast!!! where the Chinese had landed far more
    earlier.

    ==================================================- ========================================

    The theory that all the 'hangs' are chinese may have merit.

    For instance, Hang Tuah could be - hung too wah

    hang lekiu - hung lee kiew

    hang jebat - hung 'chee pat' or 'chee bai'

    hang Mias - hung my ass

    last but not least a descendent - william hung aka 'hung shi bangs'

    No disrespect to all my Chinese friends.

    If you want the black and white evidence of the "Truth Revealed", please
    write to:

    The other evidence was found for Hang maniam or also know as Hang Man I
    am.The truth was he was a indian diplomat guy from Malaysia to America for
    all the Hang warriors.

    Posted by DLCS116 at Thursday, March 01, 2007

  • Why red Indian Names are Long?

    A little Red Indian boy asked his father, the big chief and witch
    doctor of the tribe, "Papa, why is it that we always have long
    names,while the white men have shorter names - Bill, Ted or Sam, for
    example?"

    His father replied, "Look, son, our names represent a symbol, a sign,
    or a poem for our culture --not like the white men, who repeat their
    names from generation to generation. Also, it is part of our makeup
    that in spite of everything, we survive.

    For example, your sister's name is Small Romantic Moon Over The Lake,
    because on the night she was born, there was a beautiful moon
    reflected in the lake.

    Then there's your brother, Big White Horse of the Prairies, because he

    was born on a day that the big white horse who gallops over the
    prairies of the world appeared near our camp and is a symbol of our
    capacity to live and the life force of our people.

    It's very simple and easy to understand.

    Do you have any other questions, Little Broken Condom Made in China ?"

    Posted by DLCS116 at Thursday, March 01, 200

  • Salary Increase..

    My friend, you have not worked here for even one day.
    The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain

    Manager:- How many days are there in a year?
    Man:- 365 days and some times 366

    Manager:- how many hours make up a day?
    Man:- 24 hours

    Manager:- How long do you work in a day?
    Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.

    Manager:- So , what fraction of the day do you work in hours?
    Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one third)

    Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?
    Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days)

    Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?
    Man:- No sir

    Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?
    Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days

    Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many
    days do you now have?
    Man:- 18 days.

    Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove
    that14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?
    Man:- 4 days

    Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?
    Man:- No sir!

    Manager: - Do you come to work on workers day?
    Man:- No sir!

    Manager:- So how many days are left?
    Man:- 2 days sir!

    Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holiday )?
    Man:- No sir!

    Manager:- So how many days are left?
    Man:- 1 day sir!

    Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day?
    Man:- No sir!

    Manager:- So how many days are left?
    Man:- None sir!

    Manager:- So, what are you claiming?
    Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that
    I was stealing Company money all these days.

    Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!
    HR=HIGH RISK

    Posted by DLCS116 at Thursday, March 01, 2007 :) :) :)

  • DIALOGUE ANTARA LEMBU & AYAM

    Ayam : Manusia ni memang pentingkan diri sendiri!
    Lembu : Kenapa kau kata macam tu?
    Ayam : Tengoklah. Apa mereka buat kat aku!
    Lembu : Hah! Buat apa pulak?
    Ayam : Aku ni bertelur hari-hari. Aku cadang naklah dapat anak dua tiga ekor. Orang kata ada juga waris aku bila aku dah tak de nanti. Tapi manusia ni memang tak berhati perut. Hari-hari dia orang makan telor aku,macamana aku nak dapat anak!

    Lembu : Alah! Kau punya masaalah kecil aja!
    Ayam : ?? Maksud kau?
    Lembu : Aku ni, kalau fikirkan nasib aku lagi malang. Rasa nak bunuh diri pun ada. Bayangkan, hari-hari manusia minum susu aku tapi sorang pun tak pernah panggil aku MAK!
    Ayam : ?? (Dalam hati: Tak boleh pakai punya lembu!)

    Posted by DLCS116 at Wednesday, February 28, 2007

  • British English VS Malaysian English

    Who says our English is teruk.? Just see below - Ours is simple,short,concise, straight-to-point, effective etc.........

    WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
    Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
    Malaysians: No Stock.

    RETURNING A CALL
    Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
    Malaysians: Hello, who page?

    ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY .
    Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
    Malaysians: S-kew me

    WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
    Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
    Malaysians:No-need, lah.

    WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
    Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
    Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?

    WHEN ENTERTAINING
    Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
    Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!

    WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
    Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
    Malaysians: Where got?

    WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
    Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
    Malaysians: Don't want la...

    IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
    Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
    Malaysians: You mad, ah?

    WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
    Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
    Malaysians: Shut up lah!

    WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
    Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do I know you?
    Malaysians: See what, see what?

    WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
    Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
    Malaysians: Die-lah!!

    WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
    Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
    Malaysians: Wat happen Why like that....

    WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
    Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you,
    Malaysians: like that also don't know how to do!!!!

    WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
    Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
    Malaysians:Celaka u

    Posted by DLCS116 at Tuesday, February 27, 2007

  • Working Days

    Hazh..2day still holyday but need to work..Hazh...
    But 2day come to work it jst like holyday coz nothing to do...
    Morning stard work I sit at in front of computer and ply only..
    HaHaHa....Hazh so bore....
    And now raining also fell so cold...

    Posted by DLCS116 at Tuesday, February 20, 2007

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