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  • Plz do this



    Best time to text / call:*


    I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get*

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  • A Chic's First Time...

    As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

    He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.

    He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

    He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before.

    His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.

    After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

    You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.

    Naughty! Naughty! :)

    Excuse me, What were you thinkin'? :)

  • "I'd be this Boyfriend."

    i don't care if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend right now.... I don't care if you are a guy or a girl or Michael Jackson.....just read this, it will make a difference.....

    When she stares at your mouth

    [ Kiss her ]

    When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass because she thinks she's stronger than you

    [ Grab her and don't let go ]

    When she starts cursing at you tryin' to act all tough

    [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]

    When she's quiet

    [ Ask her whats wrong ]

    When she ignores you

    [ Give her your attention ]

    When she pulls away

    [ Pull her back ]

    When you see her at her worst

    [ Tell her she's beautiful ]

    When you see her start crying

    [Just hold her and don't say a word ]

    When you see her walking

    [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]

    When she's scared

    [ Protect her ]

    When she steals your favorite hat

    [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]

    When she teases you

    [ Tease her back and make her laugh ]

    When she doesn't answer for a long time

    [ reassure her that everything is okay ]

    When she looks at you with doubt

    [ Back yourself up ]

    When she says that she likes you


    When she grabs at your hands

    [ Hold her's and play with her fingers ]

    When she bumps into you;

    [ bump into her back and make her laugh ]

    When she tells you a secret

    [ keep it safe and untold ]

    When she looks at you in your eyes

    [ don't look away until she does ]

    When she says it's over

    [ she still wants you to be hers ]

    When she reposts this bulletin

    [ she wants you to read it ]

    - Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

    - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

    - When she says she's okay don't believe it, talk with her

    - because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

    - Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

    - Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

    - Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

    - Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.

    - Give her the world.

    - Let her wear your clothes.

    - When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

    - Let her know she's important.

    - Kiss her in the pouring rain.

    - When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;

    "Whose ass am I kicking baby?"

    If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :

    Call you.

    Kiss you.

    Love you.

    Text you.


    to every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"

    To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."

    To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.

    To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down.

    To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls.

    To every guy that said he would die for her.

    To every guy that really would.

    To every guy that did what she wanted to do.

    To every guy that cried in front of her. ....

    To every guy that she cried in front of...

    To every guy that holds hands with her.

    To every guy that kisses her with meaning.

    To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.

    To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.

    To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.

    To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.

    To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes.....

    To every guy that would give his seat up...

    To every guy that just wants to cuddle.

    To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.

    To every guy who told his secrets to her.

    To every guy that tried to show how much he cared through every word and every breath.

    To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.

    To every guy that believed in her dreams.

    To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.

    To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.

    To every guy that walked her to her car and opened the door.

    To every guy that gave his heart.

    To every guy who prays that she is happy even if you are not with her.

    Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore...
    And because of this, there are not many left out there... shame on use :)

  • Too True

    LOVE starts with a SMILE , grows with a KISS , and ends with a TEAR. DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, and impossible to forget. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words....... The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. DON'T let the past hold you back, you're missing the good things. LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE! .... Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us. When it HURTS to look back, and you're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there. TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER" ENDS. Friends are FOREVER. Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile. What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person who made you cry? Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end. Most people walk in and out of your life, but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart. no1 is worth you're tears and the one that is wouldnt make you cry!

  • Do This For Me

    Kiss me:
    Hug me:
    Date me:
    Get tipsy with me:
    Kill me:
    Love me:
    Hate me
    Hold me:
    Lie to me:
    Hurt me:
    Sing with me:
    Dance with me:
    Grind with me:
    Touch me:
    Stare at me:
    Cuddle with me:
    Let me make a move on you:
    Have sex with me:
    Make a move on me:
    Play with me:
    Watch a movie with me:
    Get me a B-day gift?:
    Let me borrow your car:
    Let me see you naked:
    Be there for me:
    Buy me a drink:
    Take a shower with me:
    Bring me around your friends:
    Give me a massage:
    Take me to the club:
    Ask me out:
    like me:
    eat icecream with me:
    Look if i was naked:
    Take advantage of me:
    Let me take advantage of u:
    Hangout with me:
    Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good:
    Hold hands with me:
    Do something incredibly sweet for me:
    Do something naughty to me:
    Give me a lap dance:
    Tell me you love me:
    What would you do if you woke up next to me:

  • Facts about guys n gals

    Guy Facts...x:

    When a guy calls you,
    he wants to be with you...x

    When a guy is quiet,
    He's listening to you...x

    When a guy is not arguing,
    He realizes he's wrong...x

    When a guy says, "I'm fine." after a few
    he means it...x

    When a guy stares at you,
    he wishes you would care about him and
    wonders if you do...x

    When your laying your head on a guy's
    he has the world...x

    When a guy calls/texts/comments you everyday,
    he is in love...x

    When a (good) guy tells you he loves you,
    he means it...x

    When a guy says he can't live without you,
    he's with you til your done...x

    When a guy says, "I miss you,"
    he misses you more than you could have
    ever missed him or anything else...x

    Girl facts...x:

    When you catch a girl
    glancing at you,
    she wants you to look
    back and smile...x

    When a girl bumps into your arm
    while walking with you
    she wants
    you to hold her hand...x

    When she wants a hug
    she will just stand there...x

    When u break a girls heart
    she still feels it when
    you run into each other 3 years later...x

    When a girl is quiet,
    millions of things are running through her

    When a girl is not arguing,
    she is thinking deeply...x

    When a girl looks at you with eyes full of
    she is wondering how long you will be

    When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a
    few seconds,
    she is not at all fine...x

    When a girl stares at you,
    she is wondering why you are playing games...x

    When a girl lays her head on your chest,
    she is wishing for you to be hers forever...x

    When a girl says she can't live
    without you,
    she has made up her mind that you are
    her future...x

    When a girl says, "I miss you,"
    no one in this world can miss you more
    than that...x

    When a girl is mean to you after a break-up
    she wants you back, but shes
    scared she'll get hurt and knows
    you're gone forever...x

    repost this in 10 minutes and your true
    love will
    call you

    someone was in your mind as you read this??

  • lads its time to grow up n treat girls with alittle respect

    I know way too many really beautiful
    girls who think they don't look good... It hurts... because it's
    our fault, guys I mean. We make girls feel like they have
    to be perfect. You know what I mean, flat stomach, big boobs,
    round booty, long legs, sexy lips, and on top of all that,
    they have to dress like a whore, and be one as well... nobody can
    measure up to that... and it's not fair... because nobody should
    have to. The little imperfections are what make people special.
    If everyone was perfect the world would be so boring, variety is
    what makes life interesting. So guys, stop making girls have to
    live up to your, I'm sorry, our... deluded fantasy visions of
    perfection. Stop acting like boys and start being men... realize
    that women don't exist to fulfill our sexual desires. Stop talking
    to them solely to get with them, be nice to them because you want
    to be their friend, not because you want to hook up with them. Say
    nice things about them not to flatter them in hopes that you'll
    get some, but because you know they like to hear them. In short...
    we need to grow up and stop acting like freaking retarded little
    - - - - - -

    girls who agree repost. and to the few guys who have balls
    and agree also repost it

  • would u

    [_] give me your number?
    [_] kiss me?
    [_] let me kiss you?
    [_] watch a movie with me?
    [_] take me out to dinner?
    [_] drive me somewhere
    [_] take a shower with me?
    [_] have a fling with me?
    [_] buy me a drink?
    [_] take me home for the night?
    [_] Would you let me sleep in your bed?
    [_] Sing karaoke with me?
    [_] re-post this for me to answer your questions?
    [_] give me a piggyback ride?
    [_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of petrol in
    the middle of nowhere
    [_] have a relationship with me?
    [_] Dance with me?
    [_] Let me make you breakfast?(I can cook promise)
    [_] Spank my arse?
    [_] Help me with homework?
    [_] Tickle me to death?
    [_] Let me tickle you?
    [_] Stick up for me if i was being put down?
    [_] Carress my body?
    [_] Play strip poker with me?
    [_] Say yes if i asked you out?
    [_] Get wasted with me?
    [_] Greet me in public?
    [_] Hang out with me?
    [_] Bring me around your friends?

    D0 Y0U...
    [_] think im fit?
    [_] think im hot?
    [_] want to kiss me?
    [_] want to cuddle with me?
    [_] want to hook up with me?
    [_] think im weird?

    ARE WE...
    [_] aquintences?
    [_] friends?
    [_] in a relationship?
    [_] enemies?

    AM i...
    [_] sexy?
    [_] cute?
    [_] funny?
    [_] cool?
    [_] loveable?
    [_] adorable?
    [_] compassionate?
    [_] Annoying?
    [_] great to be with?
    [_] attractive?
    [_] mean?

    HAVE Y0U EVER...
    [_] thought about me?
    [_] thought there might be an "us"?
    [_] thought about hookin up with me?
    [_] found yourself wanting a kiss from
    [_] wished i were there?
    [_] grabbed me?
    [_] had a crush on me?
    [_] wanted my number?
    [_] had a dream about me?
    [_] been distracted by me?

    ARE Y0U...
    [_] happy you know me?
    [_] mad at me?
    [_] thinking bout me?
    [_] going to resend this so that i will return the favor ?

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