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Fury of the lost souls

aumaparna — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 18:01:03 UT

Fury of the lost souls

They were all standing in a queue. Waiting. Getting bored. Often they could see a large door open – full of bright lights and beautiful smell ….and get closed just as quickly. Very few souls were getting their entry in that brightly lit palace. Suddenly it vanished and there was only darkness.

The mentor came in.

Mentor: Okay souls – we have got news ! A new field will be given to you and you all will start the game from a scratch !

Souls: What?! What game? And why were we not allowed to enter through the gate?

Mentor: Because you all were not up to the mark – some are 1/4th baked, or ½ baked or maybe 3/4th but not fully baked …well I mean - you all are still not ready to enjoy a beautiful balanced life…so you all are again given a chance to get on a roller coaster ride – yet again !You will all enjoy the same things you could not get over in this existance – and continue doing so for the next couple of thousand years. Slowly and gradually again a filtration process will start – some of you will start seeking for higher things, they will rediscover the mystery of life and work to be one with the Creator…its gonna be fun – you all did enjoy your life on earth – didn’t you !? [The mentor smiled trying to make things sound simpler to the dumb souls who didn’t get their entry in the Kingdom of The Creator.]

Soul:[One of their intelligent representative] No…I mean excuse me ! you said we are to start the game from the scratch – that is not acceptable to us – we have worked for so many eons – our inventions like electricity, TV, internet, satellites….millions of them actually – surely we will have them all …..

Mentor : No! I am sorry to say this – but its not like that ! You are supposed to evolve – which you ceased to – maybe because of the boon of Free Will given to human beings – thus the rapid evolutionary process which started from single celled amoeba to vast multi-cellular Whale – to Human beings…etc. it all stopped at the Human Being level ! There were many saints and sages who were sent to catapult the evolutionary process but the message was not propagated very well …..and thus along with the greedy, jealous, corrupt and libidinous souls – many of the simple souls will also suffer – probably because they followed the foolish blokes blindly and did not use their brains..or were cowards – whatever be the reason – they too will have to suffer !

But I really don’t know why are you all so perturbed ! Think about the nice old ancient times – when females as well as males – both used to be stark naked – no clothes coming in between – total freedom to ‘hump’ anyone you wished …isn’t this the status you always wanted to establish on earth? Females are and will always remain the physically weaker sex – so with the physical strength and stamina – you males can dominate and have several females working as maids for all the 24x7 hours…life will be so cool…or ‘kewl’ as you all say !

Souls [a docile one]: No! me and my clan – we respect women – women are indispensable for us – we have taken good care of them and protected them and given them ample freedom, educated them…..so why should we suffer – for it seems the punishment is for the souls who disrespected women and made them into cheap ‘sex’ objects…but we were not involved at all – ask our women if you want….

Mentor: There is nothing to ask – its all recorded dear one ! We have been observing every move of every soul here – so we really don’t need any witnesses or proofs! But you supported the ‘greedy’ blokes blindly – you all could have stopped exploitation of the poor and the oppressed – but you never bothered for that – thus in a way even you all stopped evolving! We too have to report to the higher realms you see- to our Boss – if your Boss on Earth saw zero or meager productivity from your side – he immediately sacked you – right? So we too have to sack….orders are orders after all – but this time your astral charts will be reversed – since you were better off – harmless but not evolving – you remained neutral – therefore you will be the ones born with authority and power…so if you play your cards well – maybe next time you might just see yourself entering through that Golden Gate into the Kingdom of God !!….huh- so better luck next time – ready for rebirth – or you have some more questions?

Soul: [a sublime one]: Wait ! kindly let us know exactly how to play our cards right? Please – you may be making it sound very simple but we know how difficult its all going to be – the entire evolutionary process have been shown in various TV channels – the age of stone, iron, bronze , the barbarism…oh! It would be so nightmarish if we have to go through all that once again …

Mentor: No no – don’t think of us to be so wicked – we will erase all the memories from your recording system – and send you all as fresh souls….

Soul : But still please let us know an easy way out of this situation…

Mentor : Well, if you insist ! the name of the easy way out is ‘forgiveness’ – now can you all forgive the ones responsible for reaching you all to this state…

Souls [together] : Yes : 2% ; No, Never : 98% !

Mentor : hmm…well then ! get ready for rebirth ….[then looking at the 2%] – you are the ones who will help us give the necessary impetus to Mankind evolution this time – your names will be immortal and History will remember you for several years ! [ that was hardly any consolation for the 2% but they accepted it anyways – for there was no way out !]

Re-evolution happened. New World order was set – a new field was chosen. Humans came into existence yet again – after going through single cells to multiple cells !

The souls responsible for this status were treated like ‘muck’ – for the souls who had lost their chance of getting their entry into the Kingdom of Heaven couldn’t forgive them so easily – females who had seduced men other than their own husbands and broken families - even after the formation of social norms, rules and code of conduct - and pulled them down into the dungeon of ‘cyclic rebirth’ were treated worst than worms. Men who had forced the females into the muck of prostitution were the worst sufferers.

They cried, wailed, howled, screamed – it all fell on deaf ears – no one heard their cries. They repeated the same mistakes. Exactly the same. The fury of the ‘lost souls’ was unending. They could never forgive the evil doers – the demons and his supporters – who promoted all the wrong things and deprived many souls from achieving what was rightfully theirs – their Freedom & an evergreen blissful and immortal life!

Mother Sita and Bhagvad Geeta

aumaparna — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 13:53:36 UT

Mother Sita and Bhagvad Geeta

Folks, I often get to read and even hear references of Mother Sita being made especially by aggressive and supposedly bold girls. They say things like ‘Poor Her, she had no life’, ‘She was betrayed by Her husband’, ‘She never saw any happiness in Her life’ – thus what is the use of being like her – or to follow her footsteps – there are parents who even stopped keeping their daughters’ name as ‘Sita’ for she had a sad, very sad life !

Well, Well – thanks so much for your condolences dear devotees and atheists!

Let me now give you an altogether different perspective of the presence of the Divine incarnation on Earth – and possibly the correct perspective. Here goes:

You see the incarnations seldom come – and when they come , its usually to put an end to an era – to extinguish that which is not right and to teach the correct way of living. In the case of Ramayana, the Rakshsha (Demon) King Ravana was proving to be detrimental for the growth of the civilization and society in a joyous and wholesome manner. He was a Demon after all – egoistic bloke making and breaking rules whenever convenient to him. His will and wish were final and binding and his subjects were nothing but dumb puppets in his hands – no joy – just constant fear of existing according to the whims and fancies of the Demon King ! He had ‘zero’ respect for women lore – and they were just ‘sex’ objects used for entertaining males !

Now this was not really the correct way of living – was it? How would you feel dear Reader, if you happen to have a young daughter or sister and tomorrow you will get a call from the ruler to supply him your daughter/sister/wife so that he can devour her ‘cherry’?…of course you would be given some ‘money’ in exchange – but would you still let it happen to your female counterpart? [ps. If you happen to be a pimp/gigolo, then please don’t read further – for you’ll really not like this article]

So dear ones – Ratnakar – later called as Valmiki - the robber and murderer, who was making his livelihood by killing and looting people, was hired to write a drama – to be enacted by none other that Lord Vishnu Himself with his consort Shri Lakshmi. Point to be noted – the forgiving nature of Gods – taking ones life is considered to be the greatest sin – but in spite of being the most dreaded murderer of his era, Ratnakar aka. Valmiki was still hired by the divine beings to write the divine play ! So you see folks – Gods forgave a gory criminal – so why don’t you try to forget some haunting past of yours and look forward to a better life? (this ones for those children/adolescents/adults who are guilty of having done something wrong in the past and are unable to get out of the trauma)

Anyways, back to the topic. So you see Mother Sita crossed the line of protection drawn by the men who took her responsibility upon themselves. That was her first mistake – crossing the Laxman Rekha – the fine line of Maryada (cultural and ethical limit) – after which her life was doomed. After crossing this line she saw no peace or happiness in her life – he humiliation started from this point – Fire test followed by separation from her beloved and bringing up twins Luv and Kush alone in some isolated Hermit’s (Valmiki’s) hut.(Probably Subhash Ghai cheated from Valmiki…the way he surely makes his entry in any movie directed by him !lol).

Later She went in Mother Earth (gave up her physical body) leaving her 12-14 years old sons with their father. So what is the lesson for women lore here ? That in this male dominated world, women are better off under some responsible man’s protection – or her life is doomed. This is the way in fact women are made also – physically fragile and soft, mentally kind and gentle – for she does the greatest work of bringing forth ‘life’ – she gives birth to a human being – gives a fresh chance to some lost soul to get released from this mire of Earthly existence – for doing something worthwhile while on earth, show the correct path of leading a healthy and wholesome life. Just like Mother Earth who does not know whether it’s a rose or a cactus sown in her womb – she just knows how to nurture lovingly and let the sapling express itself. It’s the job of the Gardner to do the necessary pruning – Mother Earth never rejects weeds or plants having some medicinal value etc.

As far as bold and shameless women are concerned – they don’t just exist in Kalyug – they have been existing since eons – Surpanakha was the bold and beautiful lass of that era – who was loitering alone in the dense forest area without anyone – leading a supposedly adventurous life ! Her brother was Ravana – the wasteful egoistical Demon King – how much better could she be – they both after all had the same genetic map and similar upbringing – isn’t it ? Thus she tried to attack Mother Sita for she was coming between her and her ‘lust’ object that Surpanakha saw in Shri Rama !! Such things are still happening – watch the Teleserials – you will see more or less the same story line in all the serials !!

There were others also who were responsible for such a painful existence of Mother Sita – like Manthara and Keyeki – both women remember?

Well, the era ended with Mother Sita born of earth – going back to earth – the earthly woman – receptive, loving, nurturing. But I guess the people did not deserve such a benevolent woman – thus Draupadi was born out of fire – the Fiery Lady - to devour, scorch and annihilate all – the ones responsible for leading an egoistic life according to their own whims and fancies and exploiting fellow human beings! Being born in an era of random polygamy – even the direct assistants of the Divine realm – the Pandavas indulged in all that the era had to present to them. Queen Mother Kunti herself had 7 males in her life – 6 she attracted by the boon given to her by Hrishi Durvasa and 7th, her husband Pandu. Folks, an era had to be ended – last time only one King was killed – Shri Rama taught that tyranny will not be tolerated – it will be ended. But the message did not reach many – no mobiles or internet folks – thus tyranny started yet again and thus time had come to end yet another era !

Several Kingdoms participated – several. Lord Krishna had already been putting an end to tyranny by the way – like Kansa and Jarasand and many others were killed by him. This time it had to be mass annihilation. Thus the 5 sons born out of divine means came especially for Lord Krishna and of course the Fiery Princess Draupadi had a very important role to play – scorch the nincompoops to death !

Thus dear women – esp. the simple ones – who are confused about who /what to choose – Surpanakha’s life style – leading an adventurous life – have several sex partners and seduce males of any age/caste/creed by displaying private parts…or be happy to be the Queen in the house of a single man who loves you and takes upon him the responsibility to take care of all your needs in the form of a husband ! For remember one thing loud and clear – once and for all – the tyrannical blokes meet their end – sooner or later – by supporting them and bringing forth their kith and kin – you just invite towards yourself untoward unhappiness, widowhood and the pain to see your young ones die right in front of your eyes – like Mandodari, Gandhari and their kinds !

So dear women – stop being shameless and stop trying to justify the wrong things – in the name of Mother Sita – for the revenge of doing her wrong has already been taken on a rather vast scale – in the form of Bhagvad Geeta – where Shri Krishan counseled Arjuna and convinced him to kill the wrong doers !

The Demon World - A short Story

aumaparna — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 04:45:41 UT

The Demon World

The Demon King was seated on his throne. His subjects looking at him with deep reverence and excitement. The demon King was pretty old and haggard – in his 80’s but the maids who stood by his side were young, taut, sexy and hardly wore anything. They were actually in their summer wear – just wearing teat-lids and a tiny G-string – although they didn’t even want to wear that since they had just spent a fortune in getting bikini waxed ! But since it was a rule to cover your sex-point – thus reluctantly the maids agreed to wear those pieces of garments! The subjects were all excited to look at them actually – even the Demon King understood that – he had hired the ‘horniest’ of maids to be by his side so that he could hold the interest of his subjects for long – oh! How well he knew his subjects !!

He then made his speech – to win over the hearts of his subjects – and boy! He was damn successful in doing so – after all they were his subjects and he knew exactly what they think of ,like doing, want to achieve!

He began with felicitating the Scientists. For it was because of the Scientists that people had so much comfort and were leading a luxurious life. The Chemists had come up with wonder drugs and crèmes which kept the men and women look and feel younger! Then there were ‘Arousal’ tablets which let the 70 plus Demon king feel like a 17 years old boy with a new horny slut supplied to him daily without fail by his subjects !It used to be a matter of great pride for his subjects if he just even looked towards their women – for they were assured that if by chance any one of the family female could get inside the palace – they would roll in luxuries for the rest of their lives. Thus fathers , brothers and even husbands did their level best to keep their female counterparts shapely and sexy so that she could manage to seduce the Demon king and thus they all could live happily ever after !

The demon king made the following announcements –

No more marriages – freedom to enjoy just anyone, anytime !
[a round of ear-drum tearing applause]

The Demon king said that building relationships gave unnecessary pressure and tension to people – they had to remember every one and each was branded with an identity! After all they were all Free spirits – why get bonded in names and relationships?
[All his subjects nodded with acceptance]
The demon king continued. Why have any relationship –we all get drawn towards the opposite sex – lets not be pretentious - why stop ourselves from enjoying life? Such relationship bindings give rise to terms like incest and sin etc. why be guilty of anything? Why lead an inhibited life. Change your sex-partner the day you feel you’ve had enough of having the same item….do you like to have the same thing for breakfast, lunch and dinner?- (The Demon king chuckled and his subjects laughed and admired his logic! What a beautiful comparison he had made they thought and then understood why he was the King – sheer logic and reasoning made him the ruler).

Introducing Surrogate Mothers

This ones for the pretty ladies !

All pretty ladies needn’t get pregnant - but yes – we have to preserve their set of genes – so the ugly females will be hired – will be paid a whole lot of money of course and they will give birth to beautiful girls and boys. A sperm bank will be created where all good looking men will preserve their seeds….we all want our Kingdom to be full of good looking young men and women…don’t we?

[all agreed with drooling eyes- for instantly they picturized a huge beach with semi nude young girls and boys and became extremely excited by the thought itself)

As soon as the child is born, he/she will be sent to hostels for education etc. and people will be hired to teach them the ways of the world. Thus no one calling you mommy or daddy or uncle or aunty and thus making you feel older before age !

[A round of roaring applause and the subjects went home happily.]

They would have lived happily ever after but their happiness lasted for about 30 years or so. What happened was that the current generation of hostel bred youths were basically brainless – they all had started sex very early – at around 3-4 years of age – for the matrons and peons and all other authorities belonged to the same kingdom – and had the same inclinations – thus since the age of 4, when the children were made to have sex , they grew up to be just sex objects. Nothing in the brain. Zero motivation. Why work? Why develop? Why invent? When after all everything comes back to SEX? – Sheer logic – they all had this sheer logic working for them!

Thus inventions stopped. The existing machinery started rusting and was left unused – for the dumb headed blokes only knew how to use their Reproductive system – the rest of their systems had no function at all – they were all used as a medium to enjoy sex! No one wanted to take any responsibility – why should anyone take the mundane chore of maintaining roads, electricity wires, water pipelines and other machinery…when others were enjoying sex with beautiful and good looking partners? Thus they all got involved in having sex.

All kinds of development came to a stand still. Since the same set of genes were being criss crossed regularly, the gene pool deteriorated and the children taking birth started having abnormal ,incurable congenital diseases. A child was born blind , dwarf and limbless – he was the reincarnation of The Demon King. His Kingdom lasted for about 100 years and in the History of evolution , his dynasty was named as the Nasty Dark Age. The new world people read about his ideas – and amazingly majority even agreed…thus the world was about to witness yet another Kingdom meeting its doom – soon ..very soon !

Sawariya - White Nights copy.

aumaparna — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 15:19:30 UT

Sawariya

Ah ha haha…..

Highlights:

Sanjay Leela Bansali made a 2inch by 2 inch set and took the decoration theme from Arabian Nights and Venice. Then he took a story written by some English Author – White Nights. So Arabian Nights, Venice land (lots of water and little land,boatman) and English Author together come in this movie.

First scene of the movie brings to us the sad sob story of Prostitutes waiting for a fairy to come for their salvation. Ranbir assures them of such an arrival by his song.

Ranbir then sees Sonam running helter-skelter from some thugs at around midnight. She is wearing thick randomly tinkling anklets so that when she runs around at mid-silent-night, even the deaf and the mute will be able to hear her and catch her …and ‘do the needful’ dutifully on her I guess !!

Ranbir then asks her why she is out with an umbrella and standing on the bridge. She tells him of her lover. He is shocked for he had already fallen in love with her the last night when he first saw her – love at first sight ! Sonam laughs like a 14 years old silly-pilly girl who has just probably stepped in her adolescence and is restless like a butterfly to know and find out what’s it like to ‘hump’ …well that’s how she behaved !!

He grandmother kept her fixed to her with a safety pin so that she does not run away – but she always escapes without fail at midnight tying her maid to her granny !! Her other occupation is to dust the carpets.

Salman Khan is her lover actually. He was a tenant in her house. She tells her blind granny that Salman is old haggard although he was young! So you see Sonam is shown to be quite clever !! Salman had to leave but gave her the assurance that he will return for her. His return was delayed and thus Sonam was a bit apprehensive….it was at this time that she met Ranbir.

Anyways Salman returns and she runs to his arms leaving Ranbir alone to live with her thoughts for the rest of his life.

The movie was too serious and slow for both the new comers – they should have been introduced as college fellas..maybe then they could have actually competed with Om Shanti Om.

Om Shanti Om

aumaparna — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 15:13:12 UT

Om Shanti Om

Indian public choice and taste is deteriorating speedily ! I think the time has finally come for Lord Shri Krishna to come down and fulfill his prophecy – ‘whenever there is a downfall or decline of culture – I take birth’!!

The title of the movie is taken from a yesteryear movie on reincarnation – Karz. Before the media and film critiques could point it out, the film Director and actors pointed it out themselves – ie. they are trying to tell the media and the public that whatever foolishness or repetition or cut-copy-paste happens – its all in their knowledge and they do it purposely – for they know the taste of the Indian mass a bit too well – after all they are the ones who actually have been moldinge minds of the youths since last 50 plus years! Thus they know exactly how much damage they have done to the meager brained Indian individuals.

Very poorly fabricated. Transition from one scene to another is atrocious and abrupt – no smoothness in the film.

Arjum Rampal will look cute even at ripe old age !
Shah Rukh proved that your body can get into shape even after 40…something that Rekha proved some 20 years ago.
Deepika will remain a model for good.
Rishi Kapooor is surely a bindass human being! – in spite of the fact that his son’s movie will be released with OSO – he still participated in OSO in good taste!!
Akshaya and Abhishek showed what actually goes on in the minds of losers – so very true !!

In the last scene when the chandelier hits Producer Rampal’s head and he lay unconscious – suddenly everyone vanish from the scene leaving Shah Rukh to be alone with the Producer – Why?! Had he done some small time course in First Aid or medicine that a hall full of people in party mood – many of them had come to enjoy free drinks and snacks - all left within a fraction of a millisecond!! That was too silly !!

Bhoots really exists – see how Dreamy Girl’s soul hovered over that dilapidated burnt down sets for 30 long years – just to take revenge !!So girls do not run after money and sleep around with rich money minded blokes – they just make use of your body to earn some money – they know the minds of men – so they make you wear …unwear garments to seduce ‘sex starved’ blokes so that they part with their money and make them richer !

And then we see people looking heavenwards seeking to get a glimpse of God in order to ask him why he gives money and power to the shameless, corrupt, debauch pigs who have no respect for the women lore !!Amazing!! God does not buy the tickets to a show to watch semi nude females becoming completely nude !! its you people who spend your hard earned money to watch such ‘item girls’ and when after the show you know and are sure that you would never be able to even touch such a fair skinned sexy lass – you get drunk and create ruckus and even rape some passerby to take out your frustration. And after all this people say its all fate and destiny !! Such escapists people are really !

A junior artist who had access to watch a beautiful heroine so closely actually thought that she will be his !! But for the first time they showed in the film that ‘heroine material’ are not all that dumb and are pretty clever – for she had already ‘pataoed’ the rich and good looking Producer Arjun Rampal and had even gotten herself pregnant by him so that he does not kick her butt on the arrival of another sexy lass ! But alas she miscalculated and had to meet an untimely death.

Anyways movie teaches : Belief in the process of rebirth, sense of vengeance stored in the soul from the last birth is actually the cause of all the miseries prevalent in this World…God is not in the scene…yet ! Thus we had the great saints and seers telling us to- Forgive and forget !!

Laaga Chunri main daag - jo fashion ban gaya?!

aumaparna — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 13:38:27 UT

Laaga Chunri main daag

Cons: A movie promoting temporary ‘whoredom’ to girls in order to rope in rich & handsome grooms !It’s a fairy tale come true – like Cinderella or Rapunzel meeting their handsome Prince after a whole lot of ordeals in life !

Pros: Women residing in Mumbai (Maharashtra) must be very good, sober, chaste and decent – thus they have the biggest slum - Dharvi – and are readily living under the most unhygienic and deplorable conditions but are happy with their dignified life style. For according to this movie , a whorish woman can earn up to Rs.30,000 in two hours if she just agrees to part with her modesty !!

Points to ponder :

Father is an honest employee who refuses to sign false documents and thus is deprived of his pension – the sole source of income for the family. Family consists of one wife and two daughters.

Mother takes over and makes both ends meet by sewing petticoats. Father, in the mean time, buys lottery tickets ..and wastes money basically – this kind of gambling was I guess alright for the otherwise honest man – this means he was a loser as a man and as a husband – for he was of no help to his wife.

Elder daughter- Rani- knew stitching and embroidery(as she herself mentioned in the Bio-data) but never came forward to help her mother and even grow their small time business by doing embroidery work on blouses etc. Younger daughter , Konkona was shown as an utterly dumb girl who is blissfully unaware of the status of home front – since she is young so the family members censor all the gory details of their mundane life from her – and are even successful in doing so !!

Rani decides to go to Mumbai to fetch some financial support for her family. She tries her luck in Beauty parlors – leaves it for maybe she found it below her dignity to sweep floors and do pedicure for customers, joins a departmental store but is ousted for she could not understand or speak English !Tries to become a movie assistant but one has to move ones butt real fast – so she was kicked out from there as well.

At last she reaches a Call Center and happens to met a debauch married male who promises to give her the job if she agrees to sleep with him ! She rings up her mother – who was very busy running helter-skelter collecting money to attend to her hubby’s sudden heart attack. His heart was attacked upon hearing that they will have to vacate the house btw. Rani tells her mother that she wants to come back for the people here in Mumbai are very cheap – but her mother denies and says that she better not come back and ask her for money instead.

She decides to sleep with the debauch dog after all. The debauch dog devours her cherry and then denies her any job but offers her Rs.10,000/- for 2 hours of quicky session !(so you see now folks? Rickshaw pullers, taxi drivers, salesmen, other unemployed men – are men who stand in scorching sun for customers and earn maybe less than Rs.200/- per day but remember they also get to see such movies and know that females make money by just spreading their legs in an AC room and draw Rs.10,000/- per 2 hours ! thus in their frustration they rape anyone they see on the streets and are branded as criminals..no one is born a criminal – they are made so by this contradictory society!!)

Later with the help of a bold female, she becomes a kept of a rich Industrialist – who introduces her among his clients as Event Manager – but her job was to actually manage the libido of his clients.

Thus she makes a whole lot of money and starts sending it to her parents – only her mother knew what she was doing, her father and sister were blissfully unaware of her business. Only an absolute dumb idiot will not realize this – which her father – played by Anupam Kher- probably was - for its not possible for a non-english speaking, unsmart and uncouth paan chewing girl from Banaras to earn such exorbitantly high amount of money in a matter of a couple of months !

She meets Abhishek Bachchan – another rich Industrialist – who falls for her.

In the mean time Konkona comes to Mumbai as a Mgmt trainee in an advt. Company. She falls in love with a complete bloke – a rich creative Director – who is actually Abhishek’s brother.

In the last scene , Abhishek proposes Rani but she tells him that she is a Prostitute. He said that he knew it from day one but it did not really matter to him. They also tie the knot !!

FAQ: How come the rich Industrialist did not mind accepting a ‘whore’ as his legally wedded wife?
Ans. There are mostly 2 kinds of males (irrespective of poor or rich or middle class)- one is utterly dumb and the other is utterly shrewd and clever.

Dumb males can marry just anyone – they don’t realize what they are going for- any female who gives them a wee bit of importance or feeds their ego or initiates him into the world of sex..he falls at her feet and start licking it and continues doing so for the rest of his life!

Shrewd ones are those who purposely accept such whorish females as their life partners so that they can lead a ‘ You are not okay, I am not okay’ life – both will happily hump outside wedlock and no one will interfere in each others’ sex life ! Thus in future when -lets say Rani becomes fat and ugly after delivering 2-3 kids, Abhi can easily and merrily hump other Event Managers or private Secretaries without Rani raising her voice – for she will always be a subservient maid to Abhi for having accepted her in the first place – in spite of her stained Chunari…..

So folks – soon we’ll see many girls jumping to stain their ‘chunaris’ for after all at the end they will manage a good looking and rich husband …the reason of their birth- as taught to them through so many fairy tales and cheap silhouette romance chic lits…

Bhool Bhulaiya - A Movie Review

aumaparna — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 19:32:23 UT

Bhool Bhulaiya

Shiny marries Vidya and brings her to his ancestral house. She was a weak personality – since during her childhood, her parents had left her with her grandmother and had gone abroad for material gains. Parents were confused about priorities of life – thus the daughter grew up to be a meek weakling ! As a young child, she spent most of her time listening to fairy tales as told to her by her Grand Mother (and we all know what kind of stories can an illiterate ,village bred aged lady tell her grand child – all about Kings and lonesome Princess under some spell /demon etc. and how the Prince comes to rescue her and blah blah !). Later her parents take come and take her away from her Grand Mother and she is introduced to a totally new life style abroad. Well such girls usually copy whatever they are exposed to for basically they have no one to tell what is right and what is wrong – her own parents were after all complete blokes !
Thus Vidya wears all kinds of western dresses and attains the nuances of the ‘gori chamdis’. Shiny meets her and falls for her.They get married and he brings her to his ancestral, dilapidated home.

Now that house was possessed by the vindictive spirit (soul/atma/bhoot) of Monjulika - a dancer whose lover was killed right in front of her own eyes by the tyrannical King. Because her spirit resided in that house – so the upper storey was completely blocked for visitors. Vidya being a modern girl opens the door and invites in herself the ‘sad and vindictive’ spirit of Monjulika. Monjulika possesses her but controls her speech and body in such a way that no one comes to know that she is actually possessed by the sad spirit of Monjulika.

A whole lot of ruckus gets created and Akshaya – the Psychologist - is invited to treat the patient – Amisha Patel – as Vidya tries to point the blame on her all the time. But Akshaya finds out that the one actually possessed is Vidya – in whom – Monjulika resided ! Now according to Monjulika – the owner of the house was the king – who was none other than Shiny – thus Monjulika wanted to take revenge by killing Shiny !

So with the help of a senior ‘Spirit possession treatment provider’ – Akshaya manages to drive away the unquenched spirit of Monjulika from Vidya’s body.

End of Movie.

Surprised to see that Psychiatrists , Doctors, Psychologists – who belong to the branch of Science believe in ghosts and evil spirits ----that they actually also have ways to drive away ghosts and possessions. This only happened in remote villages….how come London returned Scientists also participated in such ‘Bhoot Bhagao Andolan’ ..its surprising !!

Controversial title song : Hare Rama , Hare Krishna – the song’s video shows semi nude girls showing their buttocks and teats !! Amazing ! in a country like Ours – where people have died in the name of religion and God (Rama Janam Bhhomi and Babri Masjid)…and now the latest Rama Setu….the Bolly bullies had the audacity to depict the song so cheaply !! Well this proves only one thing – that they have kept the old haggard people (men) in power and position amply happy (by supplying sexy ,educated, english speaking prostitutes to feed their egos and quench their sexual thirst !!) The other day it was shown in Aaj Tak (maybe not sure) that Item girls named Jhanvi, Carol etc sell cocaine and serve as prostitutes and earn around Rs. 50,000/- per 2 hours !! – but the News Channel Team blurred the face of the ‘drug peddler plus whore’ – why? Simple reason – if such females earn 50,000/- per 2 hours – they can easily hire the services of some corrupt ,greedy ‘Kala coat wala’ Avocate and sue the entire News Channel…and it can even close down ! – for the Reporters, Journalists, peon and others working there – together get a salary which adds up to Rs.50,000/- at the end of the month. )

Wrath of the Cops - A Short Story

aumaparna — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 19:28:51 UT

Wrath of the Cops

Many rape cases, many murders. Public was going berserk! And the only people who were held responsible were the Police. Public paid the taxes on time – but they were not given the proper protection as expected from the Police force.

The Police officers had been working on it for a long time now. Maximum rape cases took place in the vicinity of the discotheques and an Auditorium which was famous for bringing Adult rated dance dramas . Thus they came out with the solution that such cheap dance dramas should be banned for good – which was solely responsible for the increased frustration among the males of the City – thereby causing rape and in order to do away with witness, rape was followed by murder.

Public turned a deaf ear. They could not think of going for months together without watching such cheap dance dramas which was also an open directory (database) of the available and polished whores. Thus the Police were just made fun of - for coming out with such a ridiculous idea !!

But the Police force had decided. If next time such ‘semi nude item pieces’ come to the city, they will create the ultimate unrest ever known in history !

And a date was set. 26th September. Famous Item Girl was to perform in the Auditorium. She had become world famous by posing completely nude with her body painted in skin color. Ever since then , she had been sporting the magazine covers of international magazines as well.

The Police started their action plan from 10th September. They went seeking the help of Scouts and Guides from various schools in their locality. They wanted 40 volunteers. The response was phenomenal ! They got more than 100 enthusiasts eager to help them in this great cause of banning the shamelessness of the rich and wasteful nincompoops for ever !

The plan was as follows.

Along with the posters of the forthcoming event , a poster would be stuck by its side from the Police force stating not to participate or buy tickets and boycott the function entirely. Healthy Mind, Healthy thoughts, Healthy Society. Help the Police to stay healthy , wealthy and wise.

Mobile advertising of the negativities of such functions – Keep the Indian culture safe – its in your hands !

Many people heard and did not dare to buy tickets. But there were people who were too eager to see the Internationally famous Nude figure. Thus there were people who bought the tickets and defied the Police and majority of the public.

26th Sept. came.

The Scouts had bought tickets in such a way that there were at least 3 scouts per row.
Some Volunteers were standing at the gate.
The show began. 1 hour was over.

Suddenly some Lady Police Officers barged in and headed straight for the stage.
The senior most Officer caught hold of the Lead item girl by her hair and cut it off. She then cut off her tiny brassier and the g_string that she was wearing – and threw a blanket on her. Simultaneously the other Ladies (extras) were also being treated in a similar fashion by the Junior Lady officers.

The viewers were completely confused. Some tried to run but were caught by the scouts. They colored their faces with different colors which take at least 3-4 days time to come off totally – this was as a mark on all those people who were supporting this shamelessness in spite of all the warning given beforehand – for these were the very ones who protested all the time against Police and Administration for not doing their duties properly !

The TV channels had been covering this great show and it was being telecasted ‘live’. The entire nation suddenly woke up overnight and soon there was a great fall in the frequency of rapes …followed by murders in not only that small town but the entire Nation.

October Movie Masala for u all !!

aumaparna — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 13:22:49 UT

October ’07 – Updates.

Hi folks!
more masala for u all this month - more movie reviews...to learn ...and unlearn things....hope u enjoy !

http://www.creativity.itsybitsy.co.in/oct07/Hazaaron.html
About the youths of the 1970s!- about failures, bohemian life style….

http://www.creativity.itsybitsy.co.in/oct07/heybabyy.html
Esoteric significance of this movie – about Duruyodhana, Dushasana & Jarasand.

http://www.creativity.itsybitsy.co.in/oct07/humaradilaap.html
‘My heart is with you’ – Story of a raped girl turned mistress, servant- ultimately wife!

http://www.creativity.itsybitsy.co.in/oct07/jismplusmore.html
Jism, Maqbool, Virasat, Gangster, KKKG, Hum Dil De chuke Sanam, Laal Patthar, Ek Duje ke liye, 36 China Town.

http://www.creativity.itsybitsy.co.in/oct07/rhtdm.html
Rehena hai tere dil main….gotta stay in your heart – a tapori’s wish.

http://www.creativity.itsybitsy.co.in/oct07/tumdan.html
‘TUM’ – an affair of a married woman, a mother !!- with a young street mongrel!

http://www.creativity.itsybitsy.co.in/oct07/water.html
Last of Deepa Meheta’s trilogy – Fire | Earth | Water. About the failure of men throughout eons.

http://www.creativity.itsybitsy.co.in/oct07/wohlamhe.html
Life of yesteryear actress Parveen Babi – sad life of Item Girls!

http://www.creativity.itsybitsy.co.in/oct07/raqueeb.html
Murder plan of a fatherless , loser Mother’s son!

Films are the windows of a Nation. Agree?

aumaparna — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 20:06:12 UT

September Updates - Movie Reviews::

Folks according to me – films are the windows of a Nation….just like eyes are windows of the soul. Thus I have more or less learnt a whole lot of life’s philosophy by watching movies intently. Yes folks – ‘intently’ is the word – the point where you all are different from me. Often during my childhood I was asked to just ‘see’ the movie – keep the brains shut ..but I could never excel in that art – maybe the rest of the Indians are Paramhansas (royal Swans) so they saw only that they wanted to see…but I saw, heard, understood, sensed and assimilated. Thus my reviews will appear rather shocking at face value – but read it the second time – you will certainly see the sense….I have a lot of faith in Indians actually – I’m sure one day they will see the sense in my movie reviews … lol.

http://www.creativity.itsybitsy.co.in/sept07/aapkasuroor.htm
Aap ka Suroor – a real love story of a Hero who weaved his hair only in the last scene of the movie !! In the rest of the movie – he was wearing a cap….on his head of course.

http://www.creativity.itsybitsy.co.in/sept07/cheenikum.htm
Cheeni Kum – the last of the trilogy – Jogger’s Park . Nishabd. And now – Cheeni Kum. A movie which could have been exceptionally sweet had Tabu’s age been shown as 55 or 56 – as either a Widow, Spinster or Divorcee.

http://www.creativity.itsybitsy.co.in/sept07/tararum.htm
Ta Ra Rum Pum - A movie of blokish parents – and how the children born to such nincompoops suffer endlessly !!

http://www.creativity.itsybitsy.co.in/sept07/jhoombarabar1.htm
Jhoom Barabar Jhoom – where the fantasies of the ‘commoner’ comes alive…and shows how he/she wastes his/her life in frivolous pursuits ..and also what smooth liars Indians can be !!

http://www.creativity.itsybitsy.co.in/sept07/metrolife.htm
Life in A Metro – Life style of wasteful and shameless blokes – how they behave once they have enough money !

http://www.creativity.itsybitsy.co.in/sept07/partner1.htm
Partner – A comedy showing how dumb the Indian women still are !

http://www.creativity.itsybitsy.co.in/sept07/train.htm
The Train – Showing how a child can turn out to be a curse for parents !

http://www.creativity.itsybitsy.co.in/sept07/umraojaan.htm
Umrao Jaan – Showing – No way out – Once a Prostitute, always a Prostitute !

For all the Sugar Cubes spread across the World...

aumaparna — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 18:28:47 UT

Short Stories

Folks, you all know very well that my short stories have a solid ‘maksad’ (aim) – ie. a lesson to learn at the end – and how should you proceed in life… just a suggestion though – can’t snatch your Free Will from you ..can I?

Alienated from the Roots
http://www.creativity.itsybitsy.co.in/july07/alienatedfromroots.htm

If ‘Work is Worship’ – then why some people do not like to work, the quality of work should not matter – be it any kind (but not harming the society)– its getting you your grub – isn’t it?

The Blue Film
http://www.creativity.itsybitsy.co.in/july07/bluefilm.htm
How a single episode can ruin/change lifestyles…..

Bride Seeking
http://www.creativity.itsybitsy.co.in/july07/brideseeking.htm
The oft repeated Indian phrase ‘Ram Banaye Jodi’..yeah so true – so very true !

Different Lifestyles
http://www.creativity.itsybitsy.co.in/july07/difflifestyle.htm
After reading this story – one would wonder what the hell is going on in this world…and how the decent and the noble coexists with ‘utter crass’ !

Hubby’s Guest
http://www.creativity.itsybitsy.co.in/july07/hubbyguest.htm

How people waste their precious human life pursuing stupid illusions !and..Beauty is just skin deep after all – huh?

The Love Marriage
http://www.creativity.itsybitsy.co.in/july07/lovemarriage.htm
Consequences of a love marriage – look before you leap !!

Men’s Magazine
http://www.creativity.itsybitsy.co.in/july07/menmagazine.htm
How men are so satisfied with so little ! amazing !Adult rated magazines and the home front….

An Award Winning Novel – My Mother.
http://www.creativity.itsybitsy.co.in/july07/motheraward.htm
The position of Mothers in this world…no wonder why girls are dying to become Item Girls !!

The Other Ranks
http://www.creativity.itsybitsy.co.in/july07/otherranks.htm
What happens when a bull suddenly comes in the group of lions!

Some Discussions :

What happens when : You sleep before wedlock
http://www.creativity.itsybitsy.co.in/july07/sleepingb4wed.htm

The origin of Dance Balas (Item Girls)
http://www.creativity.itsybitsy.co.in/july07/dancebalas.htm

From Insaaf ka Tarazu to Fenamor Bras – WOW !what a promo !!
http://www.creativity.itsybitsy.co.in/july07/fenamorbra.htm

Movie Reviews:

Forest Gump

http://www.creativity.itsybitsy.co.in/july07/forestgump.htm
The differences between a motherless child and a fatherless child.

Mann
http://www.creativity.itsybitsy.co.in/july07/mann1.htm
The outcome of being incorrigibly flirtatious?

Namaste London
http://www.creativity.itsybitsy.co.in/july07/namastelondon.htm

The necessity of Spoken English !

Paroma (Bengali Movie)
http://www.creativity.itsybitsy.co.in/july07/paroma.htm
A Lady’s ‘Chini Kum | Nishabd’ Syndrome.

Paromitar Ek Din
http://www.creativity.itsybitsy.co.in/july07/paromitarekdin.htm
Consequences of arranged marriage. Instead of horoscopes – methinks the genetic maps should be checked !

Traffic Signal
http://www.creativity.itsybitsy.co.in/july07/traffic1.htm
Why some people are born on the streets….a possible theory – on reincarnation and karmic debts.

Kalyug Briefs - A collection of Short Stories.

aumaparna — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 14:39:55 UT

Hi Frndz!

Have published my first book - 'Kalyug Briefs' - A collection of Short Stories - details in the link -

http://itsybitsy.co.in/july07/kalyugbriefs.htm

Happy Buying !

Aparna !!

KALYUG BRIEFS - FAQs
Who is it for?
For every parent & child, lovers, husband and wife…friends.

What is it about?
Relationships – its various permutations and combinations. A solid solution – a way out is given at the end of each story – unlike some stories which leaves one in a kind of suspension – which makes one feel hollow, incomplete … even suicidal!

Why have a ‘man's brief' on the cover page? <Click Here for Cover Page Preview>
Indicating the male dominated era …all eras have been male dominated actually – but now (thanks to Science) every move is recorded !Also because the Advertisement World is too engrossed with the female lacy inner wear – the men must be feeling kinda left out – so just to give the poor men some importance I decided to use their ‘chaddi' (brief) on my cover page.

How can you say that it's a male dominated era?!
Well! Still females are made to / seen gyrating up and down a pole wearing almost next to nothing – this shows that men are still making poor girls dance to their tunes – by showing them their physical strength or using other tricks to scare them !

What others tricks can be there !? are you mad…..

Maybe they have kidnapped their father /brother or husband…maybe lover and are torturing them in some dark dungeon…I would in fact like to draw the attention of IPS and CBI Officers in India – please look into this matter seriously dear Officers.

Madam please ! the girls are doing it on their own ! no one can force on them ..ours is a democratic country .. if you happen to remember !

Hmmm…well some wicked men must have shown them the ‘carrot and stick' incentive ..and daughters of poor or greedy parents probably were pushed forward to bring home the carrot !

Your theories are ridiculous !
They are not ridiculous – they are bitter – truth – my dear fellow/s is very bitter indeed – that is why I have written the stories in the form of fables so that people accept their mistakes gracefully and proceed with a healthy life.

Who is it against? Men or women?
Against none! For I look at them from an educated and knowledgeable Mother's point of view – for it is her sons who grow up to become men and her daughters grow up to become women . Right from conceiving to carrying to delivering and upbringing – everything is identical in both the cases. Just a single chromosomal difference (x or y) should not be the cause of so much ruckus in the society as we get to see !! The yin and yang must balance – this is the only solution which will eventually bring in the most talked about ‘Golden Era' or ‘Rama Rajya' as they say in hindi.

So …can we pass it off as ‘Yet another chic lit' ?
Nope ! it's a Superior Mother Hen lit folks !!

Anything else that you would like to say before we pack up?
Yeah! very important thing. I have written so many varieties specially for my poor Bollywood Directors and Producers ….. I can clearly see that they are left with zero originality and they hardly have anything new to offer – they are either trying to map the Western lifestyle on Indians or are repackaging the old movies !! Both seem ridiculous to me – for we are no longer illiterate that the old movies will help us understand and compromise with life nor are we so whimsical, irresponsible like the characters seen in Western movies!!

Esp. for the MEN !! Cricket News - 2019!

aumaparna — Sun, 10 Jun 2007 14:38:45 UT

Year 2019 - Cricket World Cup news:

India failed to defeat Afghanistan in the world cup qualifier in the Asia -Pacific zone

Coach sehwag said that he is not worried bcoz he has backing of selectors, captain and board....and that they had wona close match against Papua new guinea just 2 yrs ago

Rahul Dravid,the coach of new zealand team said that Sachin should now consider retiring gracefully and let his son take over the captaincy

mahender singh dhoni broke ajit agarkars record of most no of conecutive ducks in twenty 20

saurav ganguly, the coach of england feels that the boys need to control their emotions on the field

the current leading man from bollywood bret lee advices ms dhoni to take upacting as well

Minnows Pakistan beat Ireland in a close match...and thus they avanged their defeat in the 2007 WC against the then minnows ireland

Inzamam ul haq, who was the captain of the losing team and now the present coach said in a press interview that
"Boys plays well...they try hard...inshallah we wins the world cup"

The police arrested 8 ppl for voilence after England and NZ match...
Investigations revealed that these ppl were members of Dravid and Ganguly fan communities on Orkut which have 623241516 and 126542 members respectively.

the Indian cricket board led by president Rahul Gandhi has called for an emergency meeting to discuss future course of action ..former players like yuvraj singh, md kaif,vvs laxman and kumble have been invited...coach sehwag and captain Tendulkar will present a report...

vvs laxman today created a new controversy by saying that he expected a written apology from Rahul gandhi for including him in the category of former players....he said that he has improved his fielding and fitness and wants to play 2023 WC in Brazil

Marriage - Before and After.

aumaparna — Sun, 10 Jun 2007 14:30:29 UT

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.

Now after the marriage you can read it from below to
up !!!!

On sleeping before wedlock.

aumaparna — Sat, 02 Jun 2007 05:30:18 UT

On sleeping before wedlock.

You see what happens when you readily accept to spread your legs before wedlock (if you are a girl) and if you gladly take a female to bed (if you are a boy).

1. The fact that you could convince the girl to take her to bed before wedlock – means that someone else can also convince her and have a good time with her. If she was bold enough to ‘spread her legs’ with a male without bothering about the society rules and norms, means she might continue doing so even after wedlock – with males other than you ( her husband ie). Such females are called ‘Desperate housewives’ who are like ‘thankless pests’ who will use all your resources and make you and your dynasty ‘hollow’ and will not even hesitate to kick your ‘butt’ if ever she finds a better deal in life ie. some other richer man or sexier man. Such females pose a very bad example for her children and they too become like her once they grow up – wasteful, debauch, selfish – basically demonical. Thus all your hard earned money, your sweat will go to the drain – a precious human life will just get wasted !

2. The fact that a man convinced you & took you to bed before wedlock – also means that he will liberally use this art of ‘convincing females’ to part with their modesty anytime – every time. Such men will continue humping anyone and everyone no matter what his marital status is. Do not expect loyalty from such men – if he has got the taste of variety entertainment – he’ll never give up easily – its like a Lion (kind of Uncle Scar – The Lion King) – if it gets to taste the blood of a man – it becomes an incorrigible ‘man-eater’ ! As a woman – you are bound to age and your youthful body will sag with time – and after / during child birth – your ‘sexual potency’ will lessen. Such men will not even think twice to find another ‘hump’ partner once they see that you are unable to provide him his little pleasures …for such men only understand ‘having a good time’ with as many as possible . Do you not see so many pedophiles we have on earth – some get exposed and others remain ‘suppressed’ – probably satisfying themselves by watching semi nude ‘Item Girls’ gyrating on the pole !Such men make bad husbands as well as fathers – your children will grow up to be nothing but a burden to you and the rest of the world as well – do not take the responsibility of bringing forth a wasteful, debauch, shameless and selfish individual on earth – they lead a very sad life and have an even worse ending ! As a mother you go through all the pains of childbirth – like everyone else – but would you like to see your ‘love byproduct’ teased in this world and leading a sad, depressed life !?

FAQs:

Qs. Your above theory is plain bullshit ! This wedlock system etc. has been made by the society – its man made – God never made such rules – he made us ‘free’ – its us humans who have made several rules and regulations and we are getting tied down further more ! We are free and we will do whatever we feel like ! its our body – whether we ‘do the needful’ after getting sanctioned by a couple of society mongrels or we do it when we feel the urge - is completely our business – no one has the right to say or make rules ! Why should I follow anything man – made anyways huh!?

Ans. Very well then – take of your clothes, leave your mobile, take off your watch, leave behind your laptop….and when you take off the clothes – do not forget to take off your undergarments as well – you must loiter ‘completely nude’ – for all these things are man made and the ones you just addressed as ‘society mongrels’ are the very ones who have provided you will all these. And of course no burgers, bread or cheese …I am sorry you have to survive on fruits – that is provided by nature – and mind you not the fruit from some orchard managed by men – for they are hybrids and are made to taste better by the Scientists and given manure and water by the Gardener – you can try your luck in some nearby forest – where some fruit tree has come up on its own ! and if you want to cook something – then better search for those stones – which get lit by hitting against each other …..and of course make a boomerang or something and hunt for wild animals – so that you can cook something for yourself. Take your girlfriend who believes in leading your kind of a flamboyant lifestyle – she can be completely nude as well – and you can ‘do the needful’ whenever you feel like – no time wasted in taking off the clothes as well !

Collect some twigs and dry grass in order to make a hut – otherwise animals might just eat you two up and you will not be able to ‘do the needful’ anymore…the reason of your birth.

Qs. Why should I do all this – I pay for all these things – its not given to me for free !

Ans. Ouch ! you actually work for a man ! how come !! Is it not below your dignity to work under a man – and not God himself ? God never made any such offices etc. He made us free – as you yourself suggested ! So why work for a couple of pieces of green paper and copper coins!? You are wasting your life collecting man-made things ! shoo…go away to some remote forest and enjoy life with a couple of girlfriends!

Qs. The Western world is technologically very sound – better than India – they lead a free life….no rules like we have regarding ‘sex’ etc…the women dress up anyway they like – no one points fingers at them – we should follow their footsteps if we want to progress….

Ans. Huh!? You are asking the Great Grandfather to learn the facts of life from his great grand child !? That is ridiculous really – the Western world was born right in front of our eyes – they are in their ‘teething phase’ – in fact its our responsibility to hold their little hands and lead them towards good health and true prosperity….

And dear one , what you are suggesting about ‘free sex’ and trying out different postures and be shamelessly public about it …well- we have already done it – visit Khajurao Temples and so many other Indian Museums and palaces – you’ll see elaborate ‘sex postures’ ….then there was this Vatsayayan – who wrote Kamasutra – probably all possible sexual postures have been elaborated – with pictures /sketches and illustrations etc. – so you see we been there and done it – now we have to rise above the animal propensity – become more sublime – more subtle – know our roots – our origin – in fact even such knowledge has been covered in Patanjali and Yoga Sutras ….all done in India some 14,000 years ago !!

So dear one – how can you suggest that Indians should follow the West – the west should follow us if they really want to know the true meaning of life. Those parents are called unsuccessful if they have to unlearn things and learn fresh from their child ! Remember that if we are enjoying electricity today – its because our ancestors worked for it /on it to get this comfort to the mass ….similarly every thing that brings us comfort today is because of the good things that our ancestors worked on …and whatever discomfort we have today is also due to the mistake of our ancestors –trial and error process - our duty should be to filter the good and the bad and proceed towards a brighter life. Lets not be thankless and heartless and disregard our culture – our roots ! Be a Param Hansa ( The Royal Swan!).

From Insaaf ka Tarazu to Fenamor Bras

aumaparna — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 05:47:38 UT

From Insaaf ka Tarazu to Fenamor Bras

It was in the 1980s. There was a helluva uproar on the release of the movie ‘Insaaf ka Tarazu’- a remake of Hollywood movie ‘Lipstick’. Two scenes call for special recall.
One – Zeenat Aman tied and raped by Raj Babbar.
Two : Padmini Kolapuri made to walk in just a bra and a panty – with raised arms in front of her Boss - Raj Babbar – he hits the hook of her bra – from a distance - and loo behold – it snapped open ! I really am yet to come across such a bra with opens from such a distance – that too with the help of a key chain !!

Anyways , he does the needful to both of them and Zeenat Aman takes revenge by shooting Raj Babbar in the end.
Well – the Advt. World men must be really thankful to the movie Director..Producer – for broadening the Indian mentality !The scene which caused such a huge scandal – with people chii-chii-ing Padmini Kolapuri and wondering how could she so shamelessly walk in a bra and a panty …well now we have Fenamor Bras advertisement – where a girl in just happily loitering in a lacy bra and a panty in the prime TV time !! And no one seem to mind also !

Kudos to Padmini I must say – she really has introduced a hell lot of boldness among Indian girls . Remember she kissed Prince Charles – and now recently we saw Shiuli of Howrah (W kissing Dhoni !!

When I was young and I saw the movie – I really felt bad for both he sisters ! But now I am a grown up and see / view things from a different perspective!

In the movie ‘Insaaf ka Tarazu’ – Zeenat Aman was a model – well you know how models dress up – purposely teasing poor men by uncovering a large part of their breast – I mean barely covering her teats …then leaving her shapely waist uncovered and somehow – reluctantly managing to cover her ‘bikini waxed’ portion – they are reluctant to cover that portion cause bikini waxing costs money …so? What is the use of wasting money if you do not show exactly where the money went !

So folks – these model girls teasingly irritate the testis and when it reacts – they create such a hype !!…Newton’s law – Every action has an equal and opposite reaction ! Thus this rich fella – played by Raj Babbar wants to convey the message of his Prostate gland to her – and she kinda insults him over and over again ! well he was a rich man – he failed to understand why was she being so pricey – because usually such models die to have a rich client – the reason why they become models in the first place – Easy Money !

Thus he rapes her. She had a lover (Deepak Prashar) who was ready to accept her in spite of the fact that her ‘million dollar slit’ had been visited by another rod…bar – oh! whatever ! but she denies saying that she was not fit for him anymore – since she had been ‘barged into’ by a villain !!Strange – here she had no hassles in showing her twin assets publicly – knowing very well that they are basically used as ‘masturbation’ objects by frustrated men world wide ( in ‘Artificial Insemination’ Institutes such magazines are seen lying openly …they say it helps males to manufacture ‘correct count ‘ of sperms etc. !) – but suddenly she probably gets possessed by some remote Indian illiterate village belle and declines her lover’s offer !!

I don’t know what the movie is trying to teach the girls ! If you are raped – you are doomed for life. Or if you become a skimpy whimpy model , rich men will rape you. Or if you happen to have a raped sister – chances are that you too will be raped – it kinda becomes hereditary !! Anyways Indian males must have had a great ‘M’ spree at the release of this movie …and another movie during the same time – ‘Satyam Shivam Sundaram’ – is this the reason why we can see that Indian girls are dying to expose their skins and reveal other vital statistics …..being conceived under the influence of the above two movies !?
Note : In real life, Zeenat Aman would have gladly married rich Raj babbar and would have continued having an affair with her boy friend Deepak. Models are very clever and practical – they know that ‘money’ is the ultimate requirement – and they leave no stone unturned to lay their talons on it !
Indians were really simpletons way back in the 1980s …they actually believed that models are pure virgin doves …actually they were made to believe that way…whereas we all know that the photographer (making her portfolio) is one of her ‘first clients’ in the modeling world !!

Phir bhi Dil ai Hindustani

aumaparna — Wed, 30 May 2007 13:29:51 UT

SCENARIO IN VARFIOUS PARTS OF INDIA

Ever observed this ..while in Mumbai ..Delhi ..and so on ..read on

Scenario 1

Two guys are fighting
and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and
they start arguing about who's right.
You are in Kolkata

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Scenario 2

Two guys are fighting
and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That's Mumbai

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Scenario 3

Two guys are fighting
and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace.
The first two get together & beat him up. That's Delhi

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Scenario 4

Two guys are fighting.
A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and
quietly opens a chai-stall.
That's Ahmedabad.

******

Scenario 5

Two guys are fighting
and a third guy comes
he writes a software program to stop the fight.
But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the
program.
That's Bangalore

******

Scenario 6

Two guys are fighting.
A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly says that
"AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense.
Peace comes in.
That's Chennai.

******

Scenario 7

Two guys are fighting.
Both of them take time out and call their friends on mobile.
Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are DEFINITELY IN HARYANA

Some More 'Locha' creating thoughts !

aumaparna — Tue, 29 May 2007 19:05:11 UT

Did you know :

When the Pandavas were away in 13 years of exile, the Kauravas were enjoying life – boozing, dancing and taking the services of sex maids. Only difference is that previously the sex maids were daughters born to poor subjects – but in Kalyug, the sex maids are born to the rich subjects !!

Our life is quite like the reality game show – Big Boss – there are several eyes/entities watching us…each one of us – several billions of them !

When Mothers like Mother Sita and Mother Mary led unhappy lives, how do you expect to lead a happy and fully satisfied life ?!Who do you think you are?

Men and women are interdependent, for in order to make non living Creature comforts, men need living manpower which only a woman provides !

I would request the Creative Art Directors of both the Advertising and Film world to make use of their grey cells while developing a piece of art and propagating it world wide , instead of using their meiotic cells (sperms ie.).

‘Show biz' people, please proceed from where you all started millions of eons ago - showing the nude body of a female from different angles! Look - the Scientists have gone so far with their inventions and discoveries whereas you all are still stuck with a female's nude body !! get over it , get over it.

I sometimes really wish to worship my Indian born sons for still marrying and taking responsibilities of average looking Indian women (inspite of over exposure to beautiful maidens seen in Fashion TV etc.)! Even the maid servants of the West are far more better looking than an Indian girl !We look like scare crows compared to the white skinned doves of the west !and yeah ! in kalyug – beauty is just skin deep – no matter how much you argue on this topic !!No use.

Carry on with your lives… ..more locha creating thoughts.....

One should please oneself first I think instead of having a pleasing personality for others ! Just like ‘charity begins at home' kind of thing.

It does not really pay to have a pleasing personality – I maintained it throughout my Career & personal life– but I am left with nothing worthwhile …except for some bitter memories of wasted time on some (not all) non deserving candidates !

Only the Employers benefit from our pleasing personalities – because we sell their product / service by smiling at customers like ‘complete blokes' for no reason at all !!

Its amazing to see Item girls talking about decency and dignity ! Such nudie-pudies (nungi-pungies) should just stick to gyrating semi nude in the pub – for which they are amply paid and let some really decent Indian woman speak of dignity and sense of self respect.

What is racism?

racism n. The belief that race accounts for differences in human character or ability and that a particular race is superior to others.

Can you tell me the term used when a person wishes to show down his / her own race? Could it be Vibhishanism / Vidhurism by any chance?

Do not try to defy the creativity of our Creator. Black hair goes best with a tanned Indian complexion and blonde/light brown and golden color looks good on an extremely fair complexion. Golden plus dark brown combination is used by villagers to drive away crows – seen a scare crow ever? A dark brown earthen pot and golden brown straws?

Next Fashion Statement and another round to be added in the Beauty Contests – Clitorial Rings. Many bold and beautiful dames will readily spread their legs to show their diamond studded clitoris peeping out of their G-strings mischievously ! There will be ads saying ‘ It was either Clitoris or Diamonds – now we have both together' . When faced with controversy , the Ad man will say something like : Clitoris is the passage to a new life – it is the passage of creation – thus a very sacred place…do you not adorn the Idols with gems? The Indian common mass will then subside gradually ….for how long can they converse in English with Convent educated Ad men?

One Liners to erase Confusion ...

aumaparna — Tue, 29 May 2007 13:22:52 UT

Hi folks!

I am trying to remove some great illusions and confusions that you all are probably suffering from.

Some definitions :

Prostitute : a female whose USP is her Body (first semi nude then totally nude) and she lets a ‘paying' male client do anything he likes with her body. Can be willful(as seen in glamour/corporate world) or forced (seen in dilapidated red light areas)

Gigolo : A male whose USP is his body who gets paid by rendering sexual services to female client. Mostly willful.

Pimp : Whose USP is the possession of the database of available gigolos and prostitutes of all ages along with their rates and contact numbers.

Desperate House Wife : A married female whose USP is ‘ total secrecy guaranteed*' and free sexual service rendering to mostly local males born to ex desperate house wives and –or Debauch husbands.

Debauch Husband : A married male whose USP is ‘ Total secrecy guaranteed *' and taking sexual services from females (other than his wife) either by paying – in case of hired Prostitute, or by duping a dumb female Secretary born in some frustrating / desperate/poverty stricken environment – expenses are usually lesser in the latter case.

Desperate boy / girl : those born to (DHW & /or DH) and usually follow what their parents do .Exceptional cases are also seen where parents are of weaker personalities so offspring imbibes shamelessness from the Environment (media etc)

Note :* ‘ Total secrecy guaranteed' why? Because ‘Phir bhi Dil hai Hindusthani (after all we are Indians ) folks. If the simple people, strictly following the rules and regulations as set by the society administrators / developers – who are more in number in India – (yes its true) – come to know of complex lifestyles (bole toh random bedhadak chumma chhata dhoom dhadaka) …hell can break lose !!

Terrorist : A Desperate boy / girl fallen in the trap of a greedy, wasteful, power hungry bloke.

More thought provoking ideas :

Just like energy is conserved and constant, so is the number of souls constant. Therefore stop worrying about the dear departed for they have already taken birth and taking revenge from the ones responsible for their untimely death in their previous lives.

God is neither blind nor mute as usually thought of by absolute blokes. He is witnessing everything and giving ample punishment as well – how else would you justify the birth of physically handicapped /genetically disordered / poverty stricken livelihood /natural calamities and major accidents?

Lord Krishna did several miracles since his birth and all the people residing in Gokul witnessed it as well – therefore stop advertising only the Radha- Krishna lovelorn aspect in Literature, dramatics and movies !

Folks! You messed up Shri Rama's life by separating Him away from his chaste , having gone through agni pariksha (Fire Tested) wife. So he messed up all your lives as Lord Krishna by introducing the concept of secret Lover in the minds of your wives !Thus whatever you do – bring a woman the stars, she will continue seeking love elsewhere.

Surpanakha can never get Shri Rama. Never. She eventually gets to marry or live together with the kinds of Duruyodhana, Kansa, Dusshasana, Jarasand and their kinds. By the way, they were all rich , owned empires and kept their wives and ‘kepts / sex maids' lavishly – money and material gains were never a factor for such Rakshasas. Remember?

This above is also referred to as ‘Ram banaye jodi' in hindi.

“Subaha ka bhoola,gar shaam ko ghar laut aaye toh use` bhoola nahi kehete`”(a wayward person is forgiven if he confesses his mistake and apologizes) – this statement is NOT True really – probably propagated by the Wizards and witches so that they can pull in more clients towards their dungeon ! A cracked mirror is seldom used. Would it be easy to forgive the ones who crucified Lord Jesus ?

Anything that is displayed is sellable. Thus PDA (Public Display of Affection) is done by those couples who indicate the passer by about the promising ‘good time' they can render to them as well !! They are selling their ‘lust' nuances to people. Displayed private parts also indicate the same.

Yang vs. Yin - te argument continues....

aumaparna — Tue, 29 May 2007 05:31:21 UT

Some Yang aspect set the ball rolling - it came to me and so on behalf of the Yin aspect - I hereby replied to all the 19 points - .....comments are welcome - it will be put up on this page - g_aparna@hotmail.com

YANG Rules...requests ?

1. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.

2. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

3. Crying is blackmail.

4. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

5. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.

6. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

7. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

8. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

9. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

10. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

11. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer.

12. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
13. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

14. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

15. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

16. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.

17. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

18. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

19. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

YIN replies:

We have to cut hair because our time gets shortened. We have to look after home, children, hubby's needs –as well as our Professional front – for – in order to maintain a certain standard – both man & wife gotta work thus have lil' time to maintain hair. Be practical – what has hair on head got to do with togetherness?

We haggle and bargain while shopping – it takes time – We have a Mother's heart – wanna give the best to the child – a child's expectation rises when he mixes with other rich children in school,playground etc. so to keep his heart – we shop for long – for after all I married the man out of love and did not check the bank balance – I was foolish though then – I do confess.

Unless we blackmail – you might just coolly trot out with some younger, readily available game girl – and I will remain stuck with your children !!..We probably will not be in a position to trot out with another male coz' after childbirth our skins sag and we become physically ugly.Thus tears are the only way to keep your wandering mind within the home premises.

Have tried it initially when we just got married. We studied that most of our demands falls on deaf ears – and we are asked to be more economical etc. Thus we take resort in subtle hints and arouse the desire and need in the otherwise dumb, miserly husbands we land up with.

We know that the only figures you tend to remember is of those belonging to Shares , Stocks and of course Fashion TV ! –its just a gesture - for kids are around and they enjoy small parties and get togethers – it builds them up socially.

We certainly do not wish to be seen around with Cartoon characters – this fact should be kept within the four walls – thus we see what you are trying to wear while we also have to be around with you.

Marry a Robot in the next life – and feed only two words in its memory – ‘Yes' & ‘No'…mind you only memory to play with – no mammary !!

HA! Problem solving and men!! We have seen in History and mythology what a big mountain out of a mole you all tend to make while trying to solve a problem. Thanx but no thanx !

I know of women staying with a headache for more than 17 years ! – her husband being her greatest headache !!No doctor has any cure.
Sorry pal – we remember what happened even 7 eons ago and we take revenge. This is our basic nature - better accept it !
yeah! but it irritates us when even after 65 plus you ogle at 16 plus models on FTV – thus we sometimes lose confidence and become conscious of figure. Its pretty foolish actually but we are like that !

Better be clear and straight cut – do not beat around the bush…or confess that you are incapable of bringing in any happiness.

Oh! yeah!? then what are you for? You better do the things our way – the way it satisfies us – we have taken the responsibility of keeping up YOUR generation. So this much is certainly expected.

Why?! What's so important on TV eh!? Fashion TV – those models will not even let you touch her feet also. News Channel ?- what big deal is it? can you make any difference whatsoever to the current scenario – on any plain? Sports?- there are highlights – u can watch them later as well – focus at the home front as well – the children are not just my responsibility.

Native Americans were already in America first and truly discovered America. Nordic explorers had travelled down the eastern cost of Canada thousands of years earlier. Columbus did discover the existence of the New World for Europeans who until then, believed the world was flat and ended somewhere in the Atlantic…..and above all Columbus was given birth to by a WOMAN. That is enough direction I think.

Yes – I agree 100% with you here for a change. You too stop getting drunk in the bar – stop weeping & wailing to your friends and stop making cheap internet jokes on wives.

Get the idea then. We believe in precision .Understand that there are variety of shades and colors in life ..other than – bats and ball..and alcohol…rather wine ,wealth and woman (other than wife of course)

Even we have a skin that can itch but that should be done in seclusion – that's called good manners. Street urchins scratch in public.

We know what ‘exact' readers are you all. Exact figures….etc. We can read the mind – so we are already one up.

Snippets - Thoughts for the Era.

aumaparna — Mon, 28 May 2007 19:02:07 UT

Snippets

Imagine how insulted Emperor of Golden Palace – Lanka – bole` toh -Ravana must have felt when an Army of unskilled monkeys had attacked his well trained and equipped Rakshas Military …and defeated them as well !

Shri Rama and Shri Krisha – the Divine diplomats were obviously very diplomatic – see both the times they waged a war – not for winning lands and including it in ones Kingdom – but to establish the fact that Women – the embodiment of primordial Energy- better not be insulted – Hell breaks lose for the mongrels who try to do so – examples : Ravana and the Kauravas …who insulted Mother Sita and Queen Panchali respectively!

You see a woman looks her ugliest worst when pregnant – and as we can see around us – the psychology of men – thanks to Internet and open forums and discussions boards of ‘Desperate House wives' and ‘sexy aunty-ji's' , and the alarming rise in the number of porn sites – a pregnant woman can clearly see the love in her husband's eyes rapidly diminishing as the pregnancy months increases…and once the child is born, the wives automatically alienate from the husbands – for their priorities change in life – ie, look after and care for the baby…..just like the priorities of a workaholic husband changes when he is playing with some new entrepreneur thoughts or ideas ! But majority of men cannot take this and thus plunge into having affairs with ‘available whores' , whereas women sit at home and bring up more blokes …to be eventually devoured by the ‘available whores' !

While watching TV and viewing that the number of channels covering the life style and showing the vital statistics of ‘shameless women' showing their private parts in public is the most in number and also the fact the that 92% of the net surfers surf the net for porn and incest sites, I am forced to conclude that verily these are the ones who land up with debauch husbands and are beaten and bruised and then again covered by TV ! Why do they forget that Mandodari, Keykeyi, Surpanakha, Manthra and their kinds will continue to suffer till the time they support the ‘wasteful debauch blokes' !? In spite of so much knowledge and information – why do they get entangled with ‘debauch, wasteful, selfish, power hungry drunkard womanisers'? Every time – at the end of every era, such women have suffered widowhood - but still they blindly support the selfish males !Hey Gandharis – please take off your respective blindfolds – can't you see such selfish men do not deserve such a high degree of self sacrifice? Do not bring forth their progeny – they will just kick your butts the moment they grow old enough to support themselves !

Folks ! Are you really ready to receive the Last Incarnation of Lord Vishnu? Are you damn sure? For remember- every time He came – there was mass annihilation . Also notice that He always supported the least trained or lesser in number Army – eg. Shri Rama was supported by unskilled Monkey Army and Shri Krishna's Pandava team barely managed to have few Kingdoms under their wing !..whereas the Kauravas were supported by the armies of several kingdoms – several – but what was the end result huh? Why do you take unnecessary ‘pangas' with the CEO of this World? Why?!

Do not Limit your thoughts.....flying high.

aumaparna — Thu, 24 May 2007 18:52:37 UT

This is a true story – very inspiring!!!
This is a story about George Dantzig - the famed mathematician whose contributions to Operations Research and systems engineering have made him immortal.
As a college student, George studied very hard and often late into the night. So late, that he overslept one morning, arriving 20 minutes late for Prof. Neyman's class.

He quickly copied the two maths problems on the board, assuming they were the homework assignment.
It took him several hours to work through the two problems, but finally he had a breakthrough and dropped the homework on Neyman's desk the next day.
Six weeks later, on a Sunday morning, George was awakened at 6 a.m. by his excited professor.
Since George was late for class, he hadn't heard the professor announce that the two unsolvable equations on the board were mathematical mind-teasers that even Einstein hadn't been able to answer.
But George Dantzig, working without any thoughts of limitation, had solved not one, but two problems that had stumped mathematicians for thousands of years.
Simply put, George solved the problems because he didn't know he couldn’t.
You are not limited to the life you now live. It has been accepted by you as the best you can do at this moment.
Any time you're ready to go beyond the imitations currently in your life, you're capable of doing that by choosing different thoughts.
All you must do is figure out how you can do it, not whether or not you can.
And once you have made your mind up to do it, it's amazing how your mind begins to figure out how.
A person is limited only by the thoughts that he/she chooses.

certainly a thoughtful limitation!!! what do u say??

Died In Tsunami

aumaparna — Thu, 24 May 2007 05:28:17 UT

4 men died. Unnatural deaths. They found themselves standing in a queue – one after the other. Usually one person was being called after the other – but when their chance came – all the four of them were called inside the ‘Judgment Cabin' at the same time.

Mentor: All of you arrived at the same time I guess …. and died under the same circumstances?

All Four – A, B,C,D : Yes. We died in Tsunami.

Mentor – looking towards A : What were you on Earth?

A: I was an ace scientist who had introduced major breakthroughs in the Science of reading & forecasting Natural Calamities. I fine tuned the Seismograph as well and got awarded by the International Scientific Inventions Association.

Mentor: What is a Seismograph?

A: Its an measuring instrument …to forecast..measure Earthquakes.

Mentor: Turning to B: What were you?

B: I was a Software Engineer. I brought new codes for faster Internet downloads and I was one of the engineers who was actively involved in the setting up of fibre optical broadband network in my Country.

Mentor - Turning to C: and what about you?

C: I was an Ambassador ..representative of the UNO on my Country's behalf.

Mentor: What is UNO?

C: United Nations Organization.

Mentor : Oh! that's a tough job! You mean all the Nations of the World under one roof? That's impressive…how is it managed?

C: No …well not all the Nations…just some of them…all of them do not wish to participate.

Mentor: Wish ! ..Free Will huh?!…but why would any Nation not participate in such an endeavor? ..or are there some rules to join which they cannot fulfill?

C: Nothing as such…they can participate…maybe because they have to adhere to Laws and rules .. so they stay away from this….

Mentor: Strange ..in the ‘World of Interdependence'….as referred by you all as Global Village…there are still non-participating Nations like this!

Mentor – turning to D: How about you.

D: I was in the Defense …..Army …I mean Land force not Air force and neither Navy.

Mentor : you mean you have no connection with the other two at all?

D: Of course we have all the connection – its just that different duties are allotted to us.

Mentor : Well – so all of you held responsible positions on Earth …and look what happened ! a huge wave finished you all !!

A: (deep sigh) – yeah ! our destiny I guess Sir !

Mentor : But this word does not really suit you !! – you are a Scientist after all….anyways – just have a look here .

The Mentor put on a huge TV screen and the news from Earth was being relayed.

The newsreader stated that one of the Nations had come to know of the Tsunami some 2 hours ago but they did not know exactly who to inform thus over lakhs of people were killed and another thousands of them were requested to volunteer to clean up the mess !

Mentor: So Mr. B – you said that you were actively involved to set up fibre optic technology in your Country …what happened !!…it was sheer lack of Communication that resulted in this huge massacre !

B: That's not my look out! It is probably their business ! (pointing at the Ambassador)

C: No!! what can I do about it ! Do you think I'll personally sit and enter data of the various Military Stations of different Nation ! (he shouted angrily)

D: Please – Mr.C – you are not the sole and lonely person handling the entire Office ! – you have several people working under you…what was required was brains and planning – every one should have access to some Key people under such calamitous issues! If only the Military was informed 2 hours before this disaster – we could have sent huge Military Trucks to evacuate the area within an hour – 2 hours was hell of a lot of time – our Jawans who are clearing up the dead bodies…would have taken ‘living' people in their trucks – creature comforts could not have been saved – but lives could have been definitely saved !!

There was silence in the cabin. Only the sound of TV was heard .Suddenly they saw some Interviewer trying to communicate with a tribal. The Tribals has sensed the Tsunami coming so they had shifted to higher hilly areas along with their belongings and all of them were safe and sound !

Mentor: Oh! the Tribals are all safe and sound ! these illiterate people who live away from cililization and are living more or less like Early men….could sense the calamity ! What do you have to say to this Mr. Scientist?

There was oin drop silence in the cabin. Nothing was there to say. The Mentor continued.

Mentor : So the Scientific invention Seismograph could capture the forthcoming calamity but could not do anything about it whereas the Tribals sensed it and saved their lives !The fibre optics is mostly used by desperadoes to surf the porn site as it was stated in some magazine that 98% of the people who surf the net – surf it for ‘porn sites'!…the Tribals are probably living a ‘porn' life – who can stop them….anyways.

The number of Nations under UNO is just something for a child to mug up to prepare for his/ her Social Science examination paper!…they could not do anything to get the ‘tribal nations' under their wings. The Defense personnel are staying away from kith and kin to serve their Nation – a Nation which boasts of having everything but utilizing nothing..or even if it utilizes something – it does it for the wrong purpose ! So its no coincidence that you all are here together today. Think about what happened and what could have been done if people on Earth were AWAKE !

The Other Systems

aumaparna — Wed, 23 May 2007 20:43:00 UT

There was a lot of hype and pomp – a lot of it! And all the camera, lights and action was focused on just one small area – space and everyone was seen marveling at the spectacular event. The little area was a complete system altogether and was immensely proud of itself. It was the Reproductive System !

While the show was on all the other systems were watching gloomily. They were getting sick and tired of the extra leverage given to it all the time.

“As if it had any value if I was not there in the first place” said the Sense organs.

Eyes were watering because of too much artificial light. The lights were blinking on top of it giving a kind of a cyclical maddening effect and many people were going bonkers on seeing this !

Ears were paining because of too much noise – the blasting music was on and the Reproductive System/s was dancing away to Glory !

The Nose was occasionally getting the whiff of salty perspiration , smelling which, the throat was getting chocked and was urging the tongue to vomit. The Skin was wanting to itch very badly as the tight wired attires were suffocating it and it the unable to breath !

On and off the Circulatory system was eyeing it (skin) with suspicion and was suspecting foul play. The blood cells were unable to move freely because of the tight leather belts and wired brassiers – but it thought that the Sense organ were responsible for the barricades it had created to slow down the normal process of blood circulation!

Suddenly some garbage was popped into the Digestive system .

“cripes!!” exclaimed the enzymes in the stomach. “What the hell !! we had sucked away all the nutrients from this stuff day before yesterday…and had sent it to the large Intestine…the kidneys had sucked up the last of its nutrients and thrown it out of the anus…but this garbage has made its way back to the stomach !! its amazing…we can't take it anymore – I am not going to touch the stuff – NEVER !” said all the enzymes together. The Liver was quiety watching it – bile was making its way but it failed to do any good to the junk that just entered the system!

The brain started sending commands to do the needful –Hurry – hurry start digesting – what the hell is happening down there – hurry!! The Nervous system was too stressed out with blasting music and constant commands from the Brain ! But it was too late now – the Digestive system had gone on a strike !

The Endocrine system started giving out signals – although a part of the endocrine system attached directly to the Reproductive system was having a gala time – it loved the attention given to it all the time.

The Brain sensed fatalistic symptoms. Alright ! if the blokes are on strike – let the outsiders be invited to work for the entire system. The system must run – come what may. Medicines were bought – worth some thousands and the digestive enzymes saw that they were speedily being replaced by outside influence !

“Very well then – let them have medicines – lets all relax “ discussed the enzymes and relaxed . “if just ¼ of the amount the system spent on the outsiders was spent on us buy eating good food…we would have been working and things would have been normal…” commented one of the enzyme.

The liver could not tolerate unemployment though. It revolted. And the revolt started showing on the all important sense organ – the SKIN.

The system started buying the most expensive foreign crèmes made from the placenta of the whale …..to rectify the dark patches on the skin…for - to some extent , it was directly making the Reproductive system suffer ! The other organs got the hint…”yeah – why not! When the system does not need us…we don't need it either – lets break free !”

Thus began a new chapter for the system : a long list of health ailments – the skin developed dark patches, constant constipation, constant cough --breathing problem as the Respiratory system had been exposed to too much nicotine infected smoke !

And all this affected the mind as well ! the sense organs which were giving so much pleasure to the mind were failing to do so anymore! Because of the health ailments, the Reproductive system was unable to provide with the ‘ecstasies' it gave previously – how much ever hard it tried! The the mind became melancholy – affecting the Nervous System !The skeletal system had become too fragile because of lack of calcium – and had suffered injuries in the past while the system was gyrating in a pub ! The effect was gradually showing.

The Brain stopped working . The system was brain dead. No Brain. No leader to Lead. The system became worthless. It pled for mercy Killing. It died. The soul escaped. It reported to the higher Soul. A new mission was given to it – along with the ‘free will' of course. The Ball was entirely on the ‘New system's' court. All the systems got gradually built again - in the warmth of a Mother's womb –nourished by Father's sweat - they were recruited again – to work together – lets see how long they work as a team.