aumaparna
female - 39 years, Calcutta, India
Blog 25
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Fury of the lost souls
Fury of the lost souls
They were all standing in a queue. Waiting. Getting bored. Often they could see a large door open – full of bright lights and beautiful smell ….and get closed just as quickly. Very few souls were getting their entry in that brightly lit palace. Suddenly it vanished and there was only darkness.
The mentor came in.
Mentor: Okay souls – we have got news ! A new field will be given to you and you all will start the game from a scratch !
Souls: What?! What game? And why were we not allowed to enter through the gate?
Mentor: Because you all were not up to the mark – some are 1/4th baked, or ½ baked or maybe 3/4th but not fully baked …well I mean - you all are still not ready to enjoy a beautiful balanced life…so you all are again given a chance to get on a roller coaster ride – yet again !You will all enjoy the same things you could not get over in this existance – and continue doing so for the next couple of thousand years. Slowly and gradually again a filtration process will start – some of you will start seeking for higher things, they will rediscover the mystery of life and work to be one with the Creator…its gonna be fun – you all did enjoy your life on earth – didn’t you !? [The mentor smiled trying to make things sound simpler to the dumb souls who didn’t get their entry in the Kingdom of The Creator.]
Soul:[One of their intelligent representative] No…I mean excuse me ! you said we are to start the game from the scratch – that is not acceptable to us – we have worked for so many eons – our inventions like electricity, TV, internet, satellites….millions of them actually – surely we will have them all …..
Mentor : No! I am sorry to say this – but its not like that ! You are supposed to evolve – which you ceased to – maybe because of the boon of Free Will given to human beings – thus the rapid evolutionary process which started from single celled amoeba to vast multi-cellular Whale – to Human beings…etc. it all stopped at the Human Being level ! There were many saints and sages who were sent to catapult the evolutionary process but the message was not propagated very well …..and thus along with the greedy, jealous, corrupt and libidinous souls – many of the simple souls will also suffer – probably because they followed the foolish blokes blindly and did not use their brains..or were cowards – whatever be the reason – they too will have to suffer !
But I really don’t know why are you all so perturbed ! Think about the nice old ancient times – when females as well as males – both used to be stark naked – no clothes coming in between – total freedom to ‘hump’ anyone you wished …isn’t this the status you always wanted to establish on earth? Females are and will always remain the physically weaker sex – so with the physical strength and stamina – you males can dominate and have several females working as maids for all the 24x7 hours…life will be so cool…or ‘kewl’ as you all say !
Souls [a docile one]: No! me and my clan – we respect women – women are indispensable for us – we have taken good care of them and protected them and given them ample freedom, educated them…..so why should we suffer – for it seems the punishment is for the souls who disrespected women and made them into cheap ‘sex’ objects…but we were not involved at all – ask our women if you want….
Mentor: There is nothing to ask – its all recorded dear one ! We have been observing every move of every soul here – so we really don’t need any witnesses or proofs! But you supported the ‘greedy’ blokes blindly – you all could have stopped exploitation of the poor and the oppressed – but you never bothered for that – thus in a way even you all stopped evolving! We too have to report to the higher realms you see- to our Boss – if your Boss on Earth saw zero or meager productivity from your side – he immediately sacked you – right? So we too have to sack….orders are orders after all – but this time your astral charts will be reversed – since you were better off – harmless but not evolving – you remained neutral – therefore you will be the ones born with authority and power…so if you play your cards well – maybe next time you might just see yourself entering through that Golden Gate into the Kingdom of God !!….huh- so better luck next time – ready for rebirth – or you have some more questions?
Soul: [a sublime one]: Wait ! kindly let us know exactly how to play our cards right? Please – you may be making it sound very simple but we know how difficult its all going to be – the entire evolutionary process have been shown in various TV channels – the age of stone, iron, bronze , the barbarism…oh! It would be so nightmarish if we have to go through all that once again …
Mentor: No no – don’t think of us to be so wicked – we will erase all the memories from your recording system – and send you all as fresh souls….
Soul : But still please let us know an easy way out of this situation…
Mentor : Well, if you insist ! the name of the easy way out is ‘forgiveness’ – now can you all forgive the ones responsible for reaching you all to this state…
Souls [together] : Yes : 2% ; No, Never : 98% !
Mentor : hmm…well then ! get ready for rebirth ….[then looking at the 2%] – you are the ones who will help us give the necessary impetus to Mankind evolution this time – your names will be immortal and History will remember you for several years ! [ that was hardly any consolation for the 2% but they accepted it anyways – for there was no way out !]
Re-evolution happened. New World order was set – a new field was chosen. Humans came into existence yet again – after going through single cells to multiple cells !
The souls responsible for this status were treated like ‘muck’ – for the souls who had lost their chance of getting their entry into the Kingdom of Heaven couldn’t forgive them so easily – females who had seduced men other than their own husbands and broken families - even after the formation of social norms, rules and code of conduct - and pulled them down into the dungeon of ‘cyclic rebirth’ were treated worst than worms. Men who had forced the females into the muck of prostitution were the worst sufferers.
They cried, wailed, howled, screamed – it all fell on deaf ears – no one heard their cries. They repeated the same mistakes. Exactly the same. The fury of the ‘lost souls’ was unending. They could never forgive the evil doers – the demons and his supporters – who promoted all the wrong things and deprived many souls from achieving what was rightfully theirs – their Freedom & an evergreen blissful and immortal life! -
Mother Sita and Bhagvad Geeta
Mother Sita and Bhagvad Geeta
Folks, I often get to read and even hear references of Mother Sita being made especially by aggressive and supposedly bold girls. They say things like ‘Poor Her, she had no life’, ‘She was betrayed by Her husband’, ‘She never saw any happiness in Her life’ – thus what is the use of being like her – or to follow her footsteps – there are parents who even stopped keeping their daughters’ name as ‘Sita’ for she had a sad, very sad life !
Well, Well – thanks so much for your condolences dear devotees and atheists!
Let me now give you an altogether different perspective of the presence of the Divine incarnation on Earth – and possibly the correct perspective. Here goes:
You see the incarnations seldom come – and when they come , its usually to put an end to an era – to extinguish that which is not right and to teach the correct way of living. In the case of Ramayana, the Rakshsha (Demon) King Ravana was proving to be detrimental for the growth of the civilization and society in a joyous and wholesome manner. He was a Demon after all – egoistic bloke making and breaking rules whenever convenient to him. His will and wish were final and binding and his subjects were nothing but dumb puppets in his hands – no joy – just constant fear of existing according to the whims and fancies of the Demon King ! He had ‘zero’ respect for women lore – and they were just ‘sex’ objects used for entertaining males !
Now this was not really the correct way of living – was it? How would you feel dear Reader, if you happen to have a young daughter or sister and tomorrow you will get a call from the ruler to supply him your daughter/sister/wife so that he can devour her ‘cherry’?…of course you would be given some ‘money’ in exchange – but would you still let it happen to your female counterpart? [ps. If you happen to be a pimp/gigolo, then please don’t read further – for you’ll really not like this article]
So dear ones – Ratnakar – later called as Valmiki - the robber and murderer, who was making his livelihood by killing and looting people, was hired to write a drama – to be enacted by none other that Lord Vishnu Himself with his consort Shri Lakshmi. Point to be noted – the forgiving nature of Gods – taking ones life is considered to be the greatest sin – but in spite of being the most dreaded murderer of his era, Ratnakar aka. Valmiki was still hired by the divine beings to write the divine play ! So you see folks – Gods forgave a gory criminal – so why don’t you try to forget some haunting past of yours and look forward to a better life? (this ones for those children/adolescents/adults who are guilty of having done something wrong in the past and are unable to get out of the trauma)
Anyways, back to the topic. So you see Mother Sita crossed the line of protection drawn by the men who took her responsibility upon themselves. That was her first mistake – crossing the Laxman Rekha – the fine line of Maryada (cultural and ethical limit) – after which her life was doomed. After crossing this line she saw no peace or happiness in her life – he humiliation started from this point – Fire test followed by separation from her beloved and bringing up twins Luv and Kush alone in some isolated Hermit’s (Valmiki’s) hut.(Probably Subhash Ghai cheated from Valmiki…the way he surely makes his entry in any movie directed by him !lol).
Later She went in Mother Earth (gave up her physical body) leaving her 12-14 years old sons with their father. So what is the lesson for women lore here ? That in this male dominated world, women are better off under some responsible man’s protection – or her life is doomed. This is the way in fact women are made also – physically fragile and soft, mentally kind and gentle – for she does the greatest work of bringing forth ‘life’ – she gives birth to a human being – gives a fresh chance to some lost soul to get released from this mire of Earthly existence – for doing something worthwhile while on earth, show the correct path of leading a healthy and wholesome life. Just like Mother Earth who does not know whether it’s a rose or a cactus sown in her womb – she just knows how to nurture lovingly and let the sapling express itself. It’s the job of the Gardner to do the necessary pruning – Mother Earth never rejects weeds or plants having some medicinal value etc.
As far as bold and shameless women are concerned – they don’t just exist in Kalyug – they have been existing since eons – Surpanakha was the bold and beautiful lass of that era – who was loitering alone in the dense forest area without anyone – leading a supposedly adventurous life ! Her brother was Ravana – the wasteful egoistical Demon King – how much better could she be – they both after all had the same genetic map and similar upbringing – isn’t it ? Thus she tried to attack Mother Sita for she was coming between her and her ‘lust’ object that Surpanakha saw in Shri Rama !! Such things are still happening – watch the Teleserials – you will see more or less the same story line in all the serials !!
There were others also who were responsible for such a painful existence of Mother Sita – like Manthara and Keyeki – both women remember?
Well, the era ended with Mother Sita born of earth – going back to earth – the earthly woman – receptive, loving, nurturing. But I guess the people did not deserve such a benevolent woman – thus Draupadi was born out of fire – the Fiery Lady - to devour, scorch and annihilate all – the ones responsible for leading an egoistic life according to their own whims and fancies and exploiting fellow human beings! Being born in an era of random polygamy – even the direct assistants of the Divine realm – the Pandavas indulged in all that the era had to present to them. Queen Mother Kunti herself had 7 males in her life – 6 she attracted by the boon given to her by Hrishi Durvasa and 7th, her husband Pandu. Folks, an era had to be ended – last time only one King was killed – Shri Rama taught that tyranny will not be tolerated – it will be ended. But the message did not reach many – no mobiles or internet folks – thus tyranny started yet again and thus time had come to end yet another era !
Several Kingdoms participated – several. Lord Krishna had already been putting an end to tyranny by the way – like Kansa and Jarasand and many others were killed by him. This time it had to be mass annihilation. Thus the 5 sons born out of divine means came especially for Lord Krishna and of course the Fiery Princess Draupadi had a very important role to play – scorch the nincompoops to death !
Thus dear women – esp. the simple ones – who are confused about who /what to choose – Surpanakha’s life style – leading an adventurous life – have several sex partners and seduce males of any age/caste/creed by displaying private parts…or be happy to be the Queen in the house of a single man who loves you and takes upon him the responsibility to take care of all your needs in the form of a husband ! For remember one thing loud and clear – once and for all – the tyrannical blokes meet their end – sooner or later – by supporting them and bringing forth their kith and kin – you just invite towards yourself untoward unhappiness, widowhood and the pain to see your young ones die right in front of your eyes – like Mandodari, Gandhari and their kinds !
So dear women – stop being shameless and stop trying to justify the wrong things – in the name of Mother Sita – for the revenge of doing her wrong has already been taken on a rather vast scale – in the form of Bhagvad Geeta – where Shri Krishan counseled Arjuna and convinced him to kill the wrong doers ! -
The Demon World - A short Story
The Demon World
The Demon King was seated on his throne. His subjects looking at him with deep reverence and excitement. The demon King was pretty old and haggard – in his 80’s but the maids who stood by his side were young, taut, sexy and hardly wore anything. They were actually in their summer wear – just wearing teat-lids and a tiny G-string – although they didn’t even want to wear that since they had just spent a fortune in getting bikini waxed ! But since it was a rule to cover your sex-point – thus reluctantly the maids agreed to wear those pieces of garments! The subjects were all excited to look at them actually – even the Demon King understood that – he had hired the ‘horniest’ of maids to be by his side so that he could hold the interest of his subjects for long – oh! How well he knew his subjects !!
He then made his speech – to win over the hearts of his subjects – and boy! He was damn successful in doing so – after all they were his subjects and he knew exactly what they think of ,like doing, want to achieve!
He began with felicitating the Scientists. For it was because of the Scientists that people had so much comfort and were leading a luxurious life. The Chemists had come up with wonder drugs and crèmes which kept the men and women look and feel younger! Then there were ‘Arousal’ tablets which let the 70 plus Demon king feel like a 17 years old boy with a new horny slut supplied to him daily without fail by his subjects !It used to be a matter of great pride for his subjects if he just even looked towards their women – for they were assured that if by chance any one of the family female could get inside the palace – they would roll in luxuries for the rest of their lives. Thus fathers , brothers and even husbands did their level best to keep their female counterparts shapely and sexy so that she could manage to seduce the Demon king and thus they all could live happily ever after !
The demon king made the following announcements –
No more marriages – freedom to enjoy just anyone, anytime !
[a round of ear-drum tearing applause]
The Demon king said that building relationships gave unnecessary pressure and tension to people – they had to remember every one and each was branded with an identity! After all they were all Free spirits – why get bonded in names and relationships?
[All his subjects nodded with acceptance]
The demon king continued. Why have any relationship –we all get drawn towards the opposite sex – lets not be pretentious - why stop ourselves from enjoying life? Such relationship bindings give rise to terms like incest and sin etc. why be guilty of anything? Why lead an inhibited life. Change your sex-partner the day you feel you’ve had enough of having the same item….do you like to have the same thing for breakfast, lunch and dinner?- (The Demon king chuckled and his subjects laughed and admired his logic! What a beautiful comparison he had made they thought and then understood why he was the King – sheer logic and reasoning made him the ruler).
Introducing Surrogate Mothers
This ones for the pretty ladies !
All pretty ladies needn’t get pregnant - but yes – we have to preserve their set of genes – so the ugly females will be hired – will be paid a whole lot of money of course and they will give birth to beautiful girls and boys. A sperm bank will be created where all good looking men will preserve their seeds….we all want our Kingdom to be full of good looking young men and women…don’t we?
[all agreed with drooling eyes- for instantly they picturized a huge beach with semi nude young girls and boys and became extremely excited by the thought itself)
As soon as the child is born, he/she will be sent to hostels for education etc. and people will be hired to teach them the ways of the world. Thus no one calling you mommy or daddy or uncle or aunty and thus making you feel older before age !
[A round of roaring applause and the subjects went home happily.]
They would have lived happily ever after but their happiness lasted for about 30 years or so. What happened was that the current generation of hostel bred youths were basically brainless – they all had started sex very early – at around 3-4 years of age – for the matrons and peons and all other authorities belonged to the same kingdom – and had the same inclinations – thus since the age of 4, when the children were made to have sex , they grew up to be just sex objects. Nothing in the brain. Zero motivation. Why work? Why develop? Why invent? When after all everything comes back to SEX? – Sheer logic – they all had this sheer logic working for them!
Thus inventions stopped. The existing machinery started rusting and was left unused – for the dumb headed blokes only knew how to use their Reproductive system – the rest of their systems had no function at all – they were all used as a medium to enjoy sex! No one wanted to take any responsibility – why should anyone take the mundane chore of maintaining roads, electricity wires, water pipelines and other machinery…when others were enjoying sex with beautiful and good looking partners? Thus they all got involved in having sex.
All kinds of development came to a stand still. Since the same set of genes were being criss crossed regularly, the gene pool deteriorated and the children taking birth started having abnormal ,incurable congenital diseases. A child was born blind , dwarf and limbless – he was the reincarnation of The Demon King. His Kingdom lasted for about 100 years and in the History of evolution , his dynasty was named as the Nasty Dark Age. The new world people read about his ideas – and amazingly majority even agreed…thus the world was about to witness yet another Kingdom meeting its doom – soon ..very soon !
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Sawariya - White Nights copy.
Sawariya
Ah ha haha…..
Highlights:
Sanjay Leela Bansali made a 2inch by 2 inch set and took the decoration theme from Arabian Nights and Venice. Then he took a story written by some English Author – White Nights. So Arabian Nights, Venice land (lots of water and little land,boatman) and English Author together come in this movie.
First scene of the movie brings to us the sad sob story of Prostitutes waiting for a fairy to come for their salvation. Ranbir assures them of such an arrival by his song.
Ranbir then sees Sonam running helter-skelter from some thugs at around midnight. She is wearing thick randomly tinkling anklets so that when she runs around at mid-silent-night, even the deaf and the mute will be able to hear her and catch her …and ‘do the needful’ dutifully on her I guess !!
Ranbir then asks her why she is out with an umbrella and standing on the bridge. She tells him of her lover. He is shocked for he had already fallen in love with her the last night when he first saw her – love at first sight ! Sonam laughs like a 14 years old silly-pilly girl who has just probably stepped in her adolescence and is restless like a butterfly to know and find out what’s it like to ‘hump’ …well that’s how she behaved !!
He grandmother kept her fixed to her with a safety pin so that she does not run away – but she always escapes without fail at midnight tying her maid to her granny !! Her other occupation is to dust the carpets.
Salman Khan is her lover actually. He was a tenant in her house. She tells her blind granny that Salman is old haggard although he was young! So you see Sonam is shown to be quite clever !! Salman had to leave but gave her the assurance that he will return for her. His return was delayed and thus Sonam was a bit apprehensive….it was at this time that she met Ranbir.
Anyways Salman returns and she runs to his arms leaving Ranbir alone to live with her thoughts for the rest of his life.
The movie was too serious and slow for both the new comers – they should have been introduced as college fellas..maybe then they could have actually competed with Om Shanti Om. -
Om Shanti Om
Om Shanti Om
Indian public choice and taste is deteriorating speedily ! I think the time has finally come for Lord Shri Krishna to come down and fulfill his prophecy – ‘whenever there is a downfall or decline of culture – I take birth’!!
The title of the movie is taken from a yesteryear movie on reincarnation – Karz. Before the media and film critiques could point it out, the film Director and actors pointed it out themselves – ie. they are trying to tell the media and the public that whatever foolishness or repetition or cut-copy-paste happens – its all in their knowledge and they do it purposely – for they know the taste of the Indian mass a bit too well – after all they are the ones who actually have been moldinge minds of the youths since last 50 plus years! Thus they know exactly how much damage they have done to the meager brained Indian individuals.
Very poorly fabricated. Transition from one scene to another is atrocious and abrupt – no smoothness in the film.
Arjum Rampal will look cute even at ripe old age !
Shah Rukh proved that your body can get into shape even after 40…something that Rekha proved some 20 years ago.
Deepika will remain a model for good.
Rishi Kapooor is surely a bindass human being! – in spite of the fact that his son’s movie will be released with OSO – he still participated in OSO in good taste!!
Akshaya and Abhishek showed what actually goes on in the minds of losers – so very true !!
In the last scene when the chandelier hits Producer Rampal’s head and he lay unconscious – suddenly everyone vanish from the scene leaving Shah Rukh to be alone with the Producer – Why?! Had he done some small time course in First Aid or medicine that a hall full of people in party mood – many of them had come to enjoy free drinks and snacks - all left within a fraction of a millisecond!! That was too silly !!
Bhoots really exists – see how Dreamy Girl’s soul hovered over that dilapidated burnt down sets for 30 long years – just to take revenge !!So girls do not run after money and sleep around with rich money minded blokes – they just make use of your body to earn some money – they know the minds of men – so they make you wear …unwear garments to seduce ‘sex starved’ blokes so that they part with their money and make them richer !
And then we see people looking heavenwards seeking to get a glimpse of God in order to ask him why he gives money and power to the shameless, corrupt, debauch pigs who have no respect for the women lore !!Amazing!! God does not buy the tickets to a show to watch semi nude females becoming completely nude !! its you people who spend your hard earned money to watch such ‘item girls’ and when after the show you know and are sure that you would never be able to even touch such a fair skinned sexy lass – you get drunk and create ruckus and even rape some passerby to take out your frustration. And after all this people say its all fate and destiny !! Such escapists people are really !
A junior artist who had access to watch a beautiful heroine so closely actually thought that she will be his !! But for the first time they showed in the film that ‘heroine material’ are not all that dumb and are pretty clever – for she had already ‘pataoed’ the rich and good looking Producer Arjun Rampal and had even gotten herself pregnant by him so that he does not kick her butt on the arrival of another sexy lass ! But alas she miscalculated and had to meet an untimely death.
Anyways movie teaches : Belief in the process of rebirth, sense of vengeance stored in the soul from the last birth is actually the cause of all the miseries prevalent in this World…God is not in the scene…yet ! Thus we had the great saints and seers telling us to- Forgive and forget !! -
Laaga Chunri main daag - jo fashion ban gaya?!
Laaga Chunri main daag
Cons: A movie promoting temporary ‘whoredom’ to girls in order to rope in rich & handsome grooms !It’s a fairy tale come true – like Cinderella or Rapunzel meeting their handsome Prince after a whole lot of ordeals in life !
Pros: Women residing in Mumbai (Maharashtra) must be very good, sober, chaste and decent – thus they have the biggest slum - Dharvi – and are readily living under the most unhygienic and deplorable conditions but are happy with their dignified life style. For according to this movie , a whorish woman can earn up to Rs.30,000 in two hours if she just agrees to part with her modesty !!
Points to ponder :
Father is an honest employee who refuses to sign false documents and thus is deprived of his pension – the sole source of income for the family. Family consists of one wife and two daughters.
Mother takes over and makes both ends meet by sewing petticoats. Father, in the mean time, buys lottery tickets ..and wastes money basically – this kind of gambling was I guess alright for the otherwise honest man – this means he was a loser as a man and as a husband – for he was of no help to his wife.
Elder daughter- Rani- knew stitching and embroidery(as she herself mentioned in the Bio-data) but never came forward to help her mother and even grow their small time business by doing embroidery work on blouses etc. Younger daughter , Konkona was shown as an utterly dumb girl who is blissfully unaware of the status of home front – since she is young so the family members censor all the gory details of their mundane life from her – and are even successful in doing so !!
Rani decides to go to Mumbai to fetch some financial support for her family. She tries her luck in Beauty parlors – leaves it for maybe she found it below her dignity to sweep floors and do pedicure for customers, joins a departmental store but is ousted for she could not understand or speak English !Tries to become a movie assistant but one has to move ones butt real fast – so she was kicked out from there as well.
At last she reaches a Call Center and happens to met a debauch married male who promises to give her the job if she agrees to sleep with him ! She rings up her mother – who was very busy running helter-skelter collecting money to attend to her hubby’s sudden heart attack. His heart was attacked upon hearing that they will have to vacate the house btw. Rani tells her mother that she wants to come back for the people here in Mumbai are very cheap – but her mother denies and says that she better not come back and ask her for money instead.
She decides to sleep with the debauch dog after all. The debauch dog devours her cherry and then denies her any job but offers her Rs.10,000/- for 2 hours of quicky session !(so you see now folks? Rickshaw pullers, taxi drivers, salesmen, other unemployed men – are men who stand in scorching sun for customers and earn maybe less than Rs.200/- per day but remember they also get to see such movies and know that females make money by just spreading their legs in an AC room and draw Rs.10,000/- per 2 hours ! thus in their frustration they rape anyone they see on the streets and are branded as criminals..no one is born a criminal – they are made so by this contradictory society!!)
Later with the help of a bold female, she becomes a kept of a rich Industrialist – who introduces her among his clients as Event Manager – but her job was to actually manage the libido of his clients.
Thus she makes a whole lot of money and starts sending it to her parents – only her mother knew what she was doing, her father and sister were blissfully unaware of her business. Only an absolute dumb idiot will not realize this – which her father – played by Anupam Kher- probably was - for its not possible for a non-english speaking, unsmart and uncouth paan chewing girl from Banaras to earn such exorbitantly high amount of money in a matter of a couple of months !
She meets Abhishek Bachchan – another rich Industrialist – who falls for her.
In the mean time Konkona comes to Mumbai as a Mgmt trainee in an advt. Company. She falls in love with a complete bloke – a rich creative Director – who is actually Abhishek’s brother.
In the last scene , Abhishek proposes Rani but she tells him that she is a Prostitute. He said that he knew it from day one but it did not really matter to him. They also tie the knot !!
FAQ: How come the rich Industrialist did not mind accepting a ‘whore’ as his legally wedded wife?
Ans. There are mostly 2 kinds of males (irrespective of poor or rich or middle class)- one is utterly dumb and the other is utterly shrewd and clever.
Dumb males can marry just anyone – they don’t realize what they are going for- any female who gives them a wee bit of importance or feeds their ego or initiates him into the world of sex..he falls at her feet and start licking it and continues doing so for the rest of his life!
Shrewd ones are those who purposely accept such whorish females as their life partners so that they can lead a ‘ You are not okay, I am not okay’ life – both will happily hump outside wedlock and no one will interfere in each others’ sex life ! Thus in future when -lets say Rani becomes fat and ugly after delivering 2-3 kids, Abhi can easily and merrily hump other Event Managers or private Secretaries without Rani raising her voice – for she will always be a subservient maid to Abhi for having accepted her in the first place – in spite of her stained Chunari…..
So folks – soon we’ll see many girls jumping to stain their ‘chunaris’ for after all at the end they will manage a good looking and rich husband …the reason of their birth- as taught to them through so many fairy tales and cheap silhouette romance chic lits…
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Bhool Bhulaiya - A Movie Review
Bhool Bhulaiya
Shiny marries Vidya and brings her to his ancestral house. She was a weak personality – since during her childhood, her parents had left her with her grandmother and had gone abroad for material gains. Parents were confused about priorities of life – thus the daughter grew up to be a meek weakling ! As a young child, she spent most of her time listening to fairy tales as told to her by her Grand Mother (and we all know what kind of stories can an illiterate ,village bred aged lady tell her grand child – all about Kings and lonesome Princess under some spell /demon etc. and how the Prince comes to rescue her and blah blah !). Later her parents take come and take her away from her Grand Mother and she is introduced to a totally new life style abroad. Well such girls usually copy whatever they are exposed to for basically they have no one to tell what is right and what is wrong – her own parents were after all complete blokes !
Thus Vidya wears all kinds of western dresses and attains the nuances of the ‘gori chamdis’. Shiny meets her and falls for her.They get married and he brings her to his ancestral, dilapidated home.
Now that house was possessed by the vindictive spirit (soul/atma/bhoot) of Monjulika - a dancer whose lover was killed right in front of her own eyes by the tyrannical King. Because her spirit resided in that house – so the upper storey was completely blocked for visitors. Vidya being a modern girl opens the door and invites in herself the ‘sad and vindictive’ spirit of Monjulika. Monjulika possesses her but controls her speech and body in such a way that no one comes to know that she is actually possessed by the sad spirit of Monjulika.
A whole lot of ruckus gets created and Akshaya – the Psychologist - is invited to treat the patient – Amisha Patel – as Vidya tries to point the blame on her all the time. But Akshaya finds out that the one actually possessed is Vidya – in whom – Monjulika resided ! Now according to Monjulika – the owner of the house was the king – who was none other than Shiny – thus Monjulika wanted to take revenge by killing Shiny !
So with the help of a senior ‘Spirit possession treatment provider’ – Akshaya manages to drive away the unquenched spirit of Monjulika from Vidya’s body.
End of Movie.
Surprised to see that Psychiatrists , Doctors, Psychologists – who belong to the branch of Science believe in ghosts and evil spirits ----that they actually also have ways to drive away ghosts and possessions. This only happened in remote villages….how come London returned Scientists also participated in such ‘Bhoot Bhagao Andolan’ ..its surprising !!
Controversial title song : Hare Rama , Hare Krishna – the song’s video shows semi nude girls showing their buttocks and teats !! Amazing ! in a country like Ours – where people have died in the name of religion and God (Rama Janam Bhhomi and Babri Masjid)…and now the latest Rama Setu….the Bolly bullies had the audacity to depict the song so cheaply !! Well this proves only one thing – that they have kept the old haggard people (men) in power and position amply happy (by supplying sexy ,educated, english speaking prostitutes to feed their egos and quench their sexual thirst !!) The other day it was shown in Aaj Tak (maybe not sure) that Item girls named Jhanvi, Carol etc sell cocaine and serve as prostitutes and earn around Rs. 50,000/- per 2 hours !! – but the News Channel Team blurred the face of the ‘drug peddler plus whore’ – why? Simple reason – if such females earn 50,000/- per 2 hours – they can easily hire the services of some corrupt ,greedy ‘Kala coat wala’ Avocate and sue the entire News Channel…and it can even close down ! – for the Reporters, Journalists, peon and others working there – together get a salary which adds up to Rs.50,000/- at the end of the month. ) -
Wrath of the Cops - A Short Story
Wrath of the Cops
Many rape cases, many murders. Public was going berserk! And the only people who were held responsible were the Police. Public paid the taxes on time – but they were not given the proper protection as expected from the Police force.
The Police officers had been working on it for a long time now. Maximum rape cases took place in the vicinity of the discotheques and an Auditorium which was famous for bringing Adult rated dance dramas . Thus they came out with the solution that such cheap dance dramas should be banned for good – which was solely responsible for the increased frustration among the males of the City – thereby causing rape and in order to do away with witness, rape was followed by murder.
Public turned a deaf ear. They could not think of going for months together without watching such cheap dance dramas which was also an open directory (database) of the available and polished whores. Thus the Police were just made fun of - for coming out with such a ridiculous idea !!
But the Police force had decided. If next time such ‘semi nude item pieces’ come to the city, they will create the ultimate unrest ever known in history !
And a date was set. 26th September. Famous Item Girl was to perform in the Auditorium. She had become world famous by posing completely nude with her body painted in skin color. Ever since then , she had been sporting the magazine covers of international magazines as well.
The Police started their action plan from 10th September. They went seeking the help of Scouts and Guides from various schools in their locality. They wanted 40 volunteers. The response was phenomenal ! They got more than 100 enthusiasts eager to help them in this great cause of banning the shamelessness of the rich and wasteful nincompoops for ever !
The plan was as follows.
Along with the posters of the forthcoming event , a poster would be stuck by its side from the Police force stating not to participate or buy tickets and boycott the function entirely. Healthy Mind, Healthy thoughts, Healthy Society. Help the Police to stay healthy , wealthy and wise.
Mobile advertising of the negativities of such functions – Keep the Indian culture safe – its in your hands !
Many people heard and did not dare to buy tickets. But there were people who were too eager to see the Internationally famous Nude figure. Thus there were people who bought the tickets and defied the Police and majority of the public.
26th Sept. came.
The Scouts had bought tickets in such a way that there were at least 3 scouts per row.
Some Volunteers were standing at the gate.
The show began. 1 hour was over.
Suddenly some Lady Police Officers barged in and headed straight for the stage.
The senior most Officer caught hold of the Lead item girl by her hair and cut it off. She then cut off her tiny brassier and the g_string that she was wearing – and threw a blanket on her. Simultaneously the other Ladies (extras) were also being treated in a similar fashion by the Junior Lady officers.
The viewers were completely confused. Some tried to run but were caught by the scouts. They colored their faces with different colors which take at least 3-4 days time to come off totally – this was as a mark on all those people who were supporting this shamelessness in spite of all the warning given beforehand – for these were the very ones who protested all the time against Police and Administration for not doing their duties properly !
The TV channels had been covering this great show and it was being telecasted ‘live’. The entire nation suddenly woke up overnight and soon there was a great fall in the frequency of rapes …followed by murders in not only that small town but the entire Nation. -
October Movie Masala for u all !!
October ’07 – Updates.
Hi folks!
more masala for u all this month - more movie reviews...to learn ...and unlearn things....hope u enjoy !
http://www.creativity.itsybitsy.co.in/oct07/Ha...
About the youths of the 1970s!- about failures, bohemian life style….
http://www.creativity.itsybitsy.co.in/oct07/he...
Esoteric significance of this movie – about Duruyodhana, Dushasana & Jarasand.
http://www.creativity.itsybitsy.co.in/oct07/hu...
‘My heart is with you’ – Story of a raped girl turned mistress, servant- ultimately wife!
http://www.creativity.itsybitsy.co.in/oct07/ji...
Jism, Maqbool, Virasat, Gangster, KKKG, Hum Dil De chuke Sanam, Laal Patthar, Ek Duje ke liye, 36 China Town.
http://www.creativity.itsybitsy.co.in/oct07/rh...
Rehena hai tere dil main….gotta stay in your heart – a tapori’s wish.
http://www.creativity.itsybitsy.co.in/oct07/tu...
‘TUM’ – an affair of a married woman, a mother !!- with a young street mongrel!
http://www.creativity.itsybitsy.co.in/oct07/wa...
Last of Deepa Meheta’s trilogy – Fire | Earth | Water. About the failure of men throughout eons.
http://www.creativity.itsybitsy.co.in/oct07/wo...
Life of yesteryear actress Parveen Babi – sad life of Item Girls!
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Murder plan of a fatherless , loser Mother’s son! -
Films are the windows of a Nation. Agree?
September Updates - Movie Reviews::
Folks according to me – films are the windows of a Nation….just like eyes are windows of the soul. Thus I have more or less learnt a whole lot of life’s philosophy by watching movies intently. Yes folks – ‘intently’ is the word – the point where you all are different from me. Often during my childhood I was asked to just ‘see’ the movie – keep the brains shut ..but I could never excel in that art – maybe the rest of the Indians are Paramhansas (royal Swans) so they saw only that they wanted to see…but I saw, heard, understood, sensed and assimilated. Thus my reviews will appear rather shocking at face value – but read it the second time – you will certainly see the sense….I have a lot of faith in Indians actually – I’m sure one day they will see the sense in my movie reviews … lol.
http://www.creativity.itsybitsy.co.in/sept07/a...
Aap ka Suroor – a real love story of a Hero who weaved his hair only in the last scene of the movie !! In the rest of the movie – he was wearing a cap….on his head of course.
http://www.creativity.itsybitsy.co.in/sept07/c...
Cheeni Kum – the last of the trilogy – Jogger’s Park . Nishabd. And now – Cheeni Kum. A movie which could have been exceptionally sweet had Tabu’s age been shown as 55 or 56 – as either a Widow, Spinster or Divorcee.
http://www.creativity.itsybitsy.co.in/sept07/t...
Ta Ra Rum Pum - A movie of blokish parents – and how the children born to such nincompoops suffer endlessly !!
http://www.creativity.itsybitsy.co.in/sept07/j...
Jhoom Barabar Jhoom – where the fantasies of the ‘commoner’ comes alive…and shows how he/she wastes his/her life in frivolous pursuits ..and also what smooth liars Indians can be !!
http://www.creativity.itsybitsy.co.in/sept07/m...
Life in A Metro – Life style of wasteful and shameless blokes – how they behave once they have enough money !
http://www.creativity.itsybitsy.co.in/sept07/p...
Partner – A comedy showing how dumb the Indian women still are !
http://www.creativity.itsybitsy.co.in/sept07/t...
The Train – Showing how a child can turn out to be a curse for parents !
http://www.creativity.itsybitsy.co.in/sept07/u...
Umrao Jaan – Showing – No way out – Once a Prostitute, always a Prostitute !
