Joke: Igbo Buisness Mogul/ Tycoon

angola_g — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 11:05:25 UT

A Nigerian business tycoon was at a social gathering where other monguls and wealthy men were-
present.

The Ibo businessman looked for all ways to oppress the other rich men who were present-
at the gathering. Just for that foolish reason, he sent for his driver and had this conversation-
with him:

"Driver, go to my house, not the green one, the red one. Not the red one in-
Ikoyi, the red one in Victoria Island. Not the one in Adeola Odeku, the one on Etim Iyang Crescent.-
Not No 22, but No 11.

It is a black gate you will see, fling it open.

You will see a green-
Honda Civic. Perpendicularly, adjacently opposite to the Civic is a blue Toyota Carina E. It is not-
that one. Trigonometrically, geometrically, hypotenously 90 degrees to the 306 is a Mazda 929.-

It is not that one.

The Mazda is very close to a regular Benz, the regular Benz is behind a-
406, the 406 is beside Volvo S40 which is in front of a Honda Accord blocking a Toyota RAV4 opposite-
a Honda CRV. That makes a crescent to the Prado Jeep.

On getting to the Prado Jeep, make a-
diagonal sharp turn to the left extreme right top corner, on your way to where I parked the M-Class,-
very close to the E-Class in front of the Beast at the back of the swimming pool is a lovely S. Type-
Jaguar.

Don't touch the bonnet. Go to the boot, fling it open.

You will see red, white and-
blue briefcases. The red one contains dollars, 10 million dollars. Don't touch it. The blue contains-
pounds, 8 million pounds. Don't touch it. The white one contains Naira, 500s, 200s, 100s, 50s, 20s,-
10s denominations. I arranged them in hierarchical order. 500 Nairas in first layer, 200 Nairas in-
second, 100 Nairas 3rd layer, 50 Nairas 4th layer, 20 Nairas 5th and 10 Nairas top floor.

Take-
one 10 Naira. Go and use it to buy pure water, and don't forget to bring my change."

The Day I will never forget in my LIFE

angola_g — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 14:45:41 UT

I could not imagine my self in serious pains that was the year 1996 few months I gained admission into Secondary School.I climbed a Mango fruit and after some minutes the branch of the mango tree broke broke off guess what happened?
I felt like a stone being pulled by the force of gravity breaking my right hand (Fracture).I yelled in pains,the pains was so severe that I was taken to a local orthopedic who has to put some local mixed concoction with small stick round my broken arm to keep in it shape.I was lucky I was still young then in a month and half I recovered the Bones has merged together again I was surprised at the hand work of God.Though I no longer feel the pains But I will never forget this in my life any longer.Whoops I never climbed a Mango tree till date.

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Joke: Igbo Buisness Mogul/ Tycoon

The Day I will never forget in my LIFE