neil mcmillan's blog

To nice a day!

aerobic247 — Mon, 26 May 2008 12:30:36 UT

it's to nice a day to sit inside so i have grabbed my laptop and gone to Calderglen Country Park

"Girls dont realize these things

aerobic247 — Sat, 29 Sep 2007 15:50:12 UT

actually read this its so true

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that i like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry "

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to repost, and you would never make your guy feel this way, repost as Subject "Girls dont realize these things"

IF YOU HAD ME AL0NE

aerobic247 — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 14:52:50 UT

IF YOU HAD ME AL0NE... LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME?
TELL ME IN MY INBOX... BECAUSE ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BLOG... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE OUTCOME

All men are arse holes!

aerobic247 — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 01:54:17 UT

All men are arse holes!

it's just that some of us are really good at hiding it

i found another one of these

aerobic247 — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 20:42:08 UT

1. Your Name:

2. Age:

3. Favorite position (s) ?

4. Do you think i'm hot?

5. Would you have sex with me?

6. lights on or off?

7. Would you have to be drunk?

8. Would you take a shower with me?

9. Have you ever thought …

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10. Would you leave after or stay the night?

11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?

12. Condom or skin?

13. Do you give Oral pleasures?

14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures?

15. Have sex on the first date?

16. Would you kiss me during sex?

17. Do you think I would be good in bed?

18. Do you like fore play?

19. Can we take pictures of the act?

20. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Tags: bit of fun

What men would do if they had a vagina for a day

aerobic247 — Sat, 24 Feb 2007 18:39:54 UT

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

what women would do if they had a penis for a day
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

WE MEN ARE SO TYPICAL

aerobic247 — Sat, 24 Feb 2007 18:37:13 UT

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says: "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."

The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"

copy & paste this questionnaire tell me what you think o

aerobic247 — Fri, 06 Oct 2006 18:16:38 UT

hi all i found this questionnaire on some one else's blog and thought i would add it to mine
1. Would you have sex with me?
Answer:

2. What positions would u want me to b in?
Answer:

3. Would u suck /LICK me ?
Answer:

4. Would u sex me hard?
Answer:

5. Would u have sex with me the first night u met me?
Answer: l

6. Would u pull my hair while we did it ?
Answer:

7. Would u do me in the shower?
Answer:

8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then do me?
Answer:

9. Would u have 3-some with me?
Answer:

10. What about me makes u want to have sex with me?
Answer:

11. Would u want me to talk dirty to u while we sexed?
Answer:

12. Where would you do me?
Answer:

13. Would u do me in front of people?
Answer:

14. Would u do me again and again?
Answer:

15. Would u do me in the rain?
Answer:

16. Would u mind if we did it like a porn star?
Answer:

17. Would u have phone sex with me?
Answer:

18. Would u cheat on me?
Answer:

20. If I gave u my heart would you love it or let it go?
Answer:

21. Would you do me once and leave me the next day?
Answer:

22. Would u tell me the truth no matter what it is or what you do?
Answer:

23. Are u gonna re-post this to see if and how I want to do you??