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A Womans Poem / A Mans Poem

Abdul_m322 — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 20:21:01 UT

A WOMAN’S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he’s rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won’t be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and c lean.
I pray this man will love no other…
And relish visits with my mother.

A MAN’S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a shit.

A Blind Man

Abdul_m322 — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 20:06:18 UT

One day, there was a blind man sitting on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet
and a sign that read:
"I am blind, please help." A creative publicist was walking by him and stopped to observe
he only had a few coins in his hat, he dropped
a few more coins in his hat and without asking for his permission took the sign,
turned it around, and wrote another announcement. He placed the sign by
the blind man's feet and left.
That afternoon the creative publicist returned by the blind man and
noticed that his hat was full of coins and bills.
The blind man recognized his footsteps and asked if it was him
who had re-written his sign and he wanted to
know what he wrote on it. The publicist responded,
"Nothing that was not true, I just rewrote your sign differently.
" He smiled and went on his way. The blind man never knew but his new sign read:
"Today is spring and I cannot see it."

Inspirational Love Ltory

Abdul_m322 — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 19:51:58 UT

Once upon a time, there was an island where all the feelings lived: Happiness, Sadness, Knowledge, and all of the others, including Love. One day it was announced to the feelings that the island would sink, so all constructed boats and left. Except for Love.

Love was the only one who stayed. Love wanted to hold out until the last possible moment.

When the island had almost sunk, Love decided to ask for help.

Richness was passing by Love in a grand boat. Love said,
'Richness, can you take me with you?'
Richness answered, 'No, I can't. There is a lot of gold and silver in my boat. There is no place here for you.'

Love decided to ask Vanity who was also passing by in a beautiful vessel. 'Vanity, please help me!'
'I can't help you, Love. You are all wet and might damage my boat,' Vanity answered.

Sadness was close by so Love asked, 'Sadness, let me go with you.'
'Oh . . . Love, I am so sad that I need to be by myself!'

Happiness passed by Love, too, but she was so happy that she did not even hear when Love called her.

Suddenly, there was a voice, 'Come, Love, I will take you.' It was an elder. So blessed and overjoyed, Love even forgot to ask the elder where they were going. When they arrived at dry land, the elder went her own way. Realizing how much was owed the elder,

Love asked Knowledge, another elder, 'Who Helped me?'
'It was Time,' Knowledge answered.
'Time?' asked Love. 'But why did Time help me?'
Knowledge smiled with deep wisdom and answered, 'Because only Time is capable of understanding how valuable Love is.'

Fifty Ways to Love Your Partner

Abdul_m322 — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 13:17:29 UT

Fifty Ways to Love Your Partner

1- Love yourself first.
2- Start each day with a hug.
3- Serve breakfast in bed.
4- Say " I love you " every time you part ways.
5- Compliment freely and often.
6- Appreciate- and celebrate - your differences.
7- Live each day as if it's your last.
8- Write unexpected love letters.
9- Plant a seed together and nurture it to maturity.
10- Go on a date once every week.
11- Send flowers for no reason.
12- Accept and love each others' family and friends.
13- Make little signs that say '' I love you " and post them all over the house.
14- Stop and smell the roses.
15- Kiss unexpectedly.
16- Seek out beautiful sunsets together.
17- Apologize sincerely.
18- Be forgiving.
19- Remember the day you fell in love - and recreate it.
20- Hold hands.
21- Say " I love you '' with your eyes.
22- Let her cry in your arms.
23- Tell him you understand.
24- Drink toasts of love and commitment.
25- Do something arousing.
26- Let her give you directions when you're lost.
27- Laugh at his jokes.
28- Appreciate her inner beauty.
29- Do the other person's chores for a day.
30- Encourage wonderful dreams.
31- Commit a public display of affection.
32- Give loving messages with no strings attachments.
33- Start a love journal and record your special moments.
34- Calm each others' fears.
35- Walk barefoot on the beach together.
36- Ask her to marry you again.
37- Say yes.
38- Respect each other.
39- Be your partner's biggest fan.
40- Give the love your partner wants to receive.
41- Give the love you want to receive.
42- Show interest in the other's work.
43- Word on project together.
44- Build a fort with blankets.
45- Swing as high as you can on a swingest by moonlights.
46- Have a picnic indoors on a rainy day.
47- Never go to bed mad.
48- Put your partner first in your prayers.
49- Kiss each other goodnight.
50- Sleep like spoons.

Baby, You Are . . .

Abdul_m322 — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 15:54:50 UT

Baby, You are . . .

my sunny sky,
my favorite high,
my bed so warm,
my port in a storm,
my sweetest gift,
my emotional lift,
my best friend
until the end,
my inspiration,
my destination,
my shining light,
my day and night,
my heart healer,
my anger chiller,
my pain reliever,
my spring fever,
my gem so are,
my answered prayer,
my heart and soul,
my life made whole,
my merry-go-`round,
my '' up '' when I'm down,
my best chance,
my last dance,
my best shot,
my sweetest kumquat,
my energizer,
my appetizer,
my morning sun,
my evening fun,
my dancing partner,
my heart's gardener
my source of laughter,
my everafter,
my heaven sent,
for who I'm meant,
my burning fire,
my greatest desire,
my soul mate,
my sweet fate,
my dream lover,
my '' before all others ''
my confidence,
my common sense,
my reason why
until I die

Just in case you didn't know.

The Boy and The Girl

Abdul_m322 — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 13:45:59 UT

Boy: I need someone to talk to.
Girl: I'm always here for you.
Boy: I know.
Girl: What's wrong?
Boy: I like her so much.
Girl: Talk to her.
Boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me.
Girl: Don't say that...you're amazing.
Boy: I just want her to know how I feel.
Girl: Then tell her.
Boy: She won't like me.
Girl: How do you know that?
Boy: I can just tell her...
Girl: Well just tell her.
Boy: What should I say?
Girl: Tell her how much you like her.
Boy: I tell her daily.
Girl: What do you mean?
Boy: I'm always with her...I love her.
Girl: I know how you feel. I have the same problem...but he'll never like me.
Boy: Wait. Who do you like?
Girl: Oh, some boy.
Boy: Oh, she won't like me either.
Girl: She does.
Boy: How do you know?
Girl: Because who wouldn't like you?
Boy: You.
Girl: You're wrong. I love you.
Boy: I love you too.
Girl: So are you going to talk to her?
Boy: I just did.