Blog 8
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chat?
Hey if any1 wants to chat or text hit me up and ill get u my number
my email if u got facebook is ksplaya_91@hotmail.com
myspace is playaz_77_2006@yahoo.com
myyearbook is aascott09@aim.com -
regular friends against kansas friends
Regular FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs
KANSAS FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up
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Regular FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.
KANSAS FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route.
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Regular FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
KANSAS FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that shit was fun "
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Regular FRIENDS: Cry with you.
KANSAS FRIENDS: laugh at you
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Regular FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
KANSAS FRIENDS: Steal each other ' s stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place.
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Regular FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone.
KANSAS FRIENDS: Will crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team.
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Regular FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
KANSAS FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
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Regular FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that ' s what the crowd is doing.
KANSAS FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
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Regular FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
KANSAS FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
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Regular FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.
KANSAS FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.
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Regular FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.
KANSAS FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.
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Regular FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
KANSAS FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that shit, you know we don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!"
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Regular FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
KANSASFriends: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.
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Regular FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
KANSAS FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later "okay, just one more!".
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Regular FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
KANSAS FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!!
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Regular FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."
KANSAS FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.
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Regular FRIENDS: Will ignore this
KANSAS FRIENDS: Will repost this
and hopefully so will everybody else -
hottness scale
HOT OR NOT ***POST THiS iF YOU AREN'T SCARED TO SEE HOW PEOPLE THINK OF YOU
0 = ewwwwwwwwww!
1 = Definetly not attractive.
2 = Decent
3 = Cute
4 = Fine as heck!
5 = I'd do you.
6 = HOT!
snd me a pvt message so we can talk -
Hear What People Have To Say
"Hear What People Have To Say."
Answer This And Send It Back To Me.
Post It On Ur Bulletin Without The Answers.
You Might Be Surprised With The Results.
Y = Yes
N = No
M = Maybe
Would You?
[_] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill?
[_] Slap Me?
[_] Kiss Me?
[_] Let Me Kiss You?
[_] Watch A Movie With Me?
[_] Take Me Out To Dinner?
[_] Take A Shower With Me?
[_] Take Me Home For The Night?
[_] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed?
[_] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions?
[_] Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me?
[_] Let Me Make You Breakfast?
[_] Tickle Me?
[_] Let Me Tickle You?
[_] Stick Up For Me Uf I Was Being Put Down?
[_] Instant Message Me?
[_] Greet Me In Public?
[_] Hang Out With Me?
[_] Bring Me Around Your Friends?
Do You...
[_] Think I'm Cute?
[_] Want To Kiss Me?
[_] Want To Cuddle With Me?
[_] Want To Hook Up With Me?
Am I...
[_] Smart?
[_] Cute?
[_] Funny?
[_] Cool?
[_] Loveable?
[_] Adorable?
[_] Great To Be With?
[_] Attractive?
[_] Mean?
Have You Ever...
[_] Thought About Hooking Up With Me?
[_] Found Yourself Wanting A Kiss From Me?
[_] Wished I Were There?
[_] Had A Crush On Me?
[_] Wanted My Number?
[_] Had A Dream About Me?
[_] Been Distracted By Me?
Are You...
[_] Happy You Know Me?
[_] Thinking About Me?
[_] Going To Repost This -
IM WORTH $ 45.00
Here's the deal. You look it over the following list and see how many of these things you have done. BUT you have to ADD up the money amount along the way. Then post the amount that you are as the title of the bulletin. PS, the smaller the better!
Had sex: $6.00
Smoked: $5.00
Got drunk: $5.00
Went skinny dipping: $3.00
Kissed someone of the opposite sex: $4.00
Kissed someone of the same sex: $4.00
Cheated: $2.00
Fell asleep in class: $0.50
Been expelled: $5.00
Been in a fist fight: $3.00
Given oral: $5.00
Got oral: $5.00
Prank called the cops: $3.00
Stole something: $2.00
Done drugs: $5.00
Dyed your hair: $0.50
Done something with someone older (like a few years): $3.00
Went out with someone OVER 18 (if your under 18): $4.00
Ate a whole thing of oreos: $0.50
Cried yourself to sleep: $1.00
Said you love someone but didnt mean it: $1.00
Been in love: $4.00
Got caught doing something that you shouldnt have been doing: $1.00
gone streaking: $4.00
Got arrested: $5.00
Madeout with someone at the movies: $2.00
Peed in the pool: $0.50
Played spin the bottle: $1.00
Done something you regret: $3.00
Now add up and post as "IM WORTH ____" -
Who Likes You
OK lets find out who likes you, repost this under "Who Likes You??? " to find out! or you'll have bad luck for 7 days. reply!!!!!!! with a number to the following options. (yes you can pick more than one):
1-I used to like you
2-I used to love you
3-I dont like you
4-I have a HUGE crush on you
5-I'm in love with you
6-I think im still in love with you and i shouldn't be...
7-I really want to talk to you and get to know you and hopefully something will happen...
8-I'm with someone else but for some reason i still have feelings for you
9- I want to marry you
10- I want to do you
11- I want to makeout with you again
12- I want to makeout with you for the 1st time
13- I want a relationship with you
14- I want to hold your hand
15- I'm not a fag but you're cool :]
16- I'm scared of liking you
17- I have a gf/bf but i like you...
18- I love you but its starting to fade away
19- I love you -
From a GUY'S point of view
From a GUY'S point of view:
We don't care if you talk to other guys.
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.
We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning.
Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.
Don't tell us we're wrong.
We'll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
Yeah, you can quote me.
Push us down on the couch and make a move once in a while. We like that aggressiveness about you and we like the unexpected. When we know you're really happy, it makes us happy too.
Don't be mad when we hold the door open.
Take Advantage of the mood im in.
LET US PAY FOR YOU!... DON'T "FEEL BAD"
We enjoy doing it (Paying for you).
It's expected.
Smile and say "thank you."
Kiss us when no one's watching.
If you kiss us when you know nobody's looking we'll be more impressed.
You don't have to get dressed up for us.
If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.
We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.
honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's. or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up
Don't take everything we say seriously.
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.
Don't get angry easily.
Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
Don't talk about how hott Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Taye Diggs is in front of us.
It's boring, and we don't care.
You have girlfriends for that.
Whatever happened to the word "handsome"/"beautiful"
I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with "Hey
handsome!" instead of "Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy" or whatever else you can think of...
...on the other hand im not saying I wouldn't like it either ; )
Girls, I cannot stress this enough:
IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY, DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION SELF, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT
Someone who will honor your morals.
Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.
Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.
ENJOY A GOOD MAN...THEY ARE HARD TO COME BY IN A DAY AND AGE AS WE LIVE IN WHERE PEOPLE DON'T GIVE A SHIT....LONESTAR
Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.
Someone who will stop what theyre doing just to look you in the
eyes....and say "i love you" ...
....AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT!
Give the nice guys a chance!!!!!!
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Guys repost this if you agree
Girls repost this if you think it's cute
Every guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost -
NASTY SEX POEM!
NASTY SEX POEM!
roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open ur legs and give me an hour
Kissing Is A Habit
Fucking Is A Game
Guys Get All The Pleasure
Girls Get All The Pain
10 Minutes Of Pleasure
9 Months Of Pain
3 Days In The Hospital
A Baby Without A Name
The Baby Is A Bastard
The Mother Is A Whore
This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!!
Sex is like math
You subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
Leave your solution
And Pray to god
You dont multiply
Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I'll fill you with cream
Hickory dickory dock
This bitch was suckin my cock
The clock struck two
I dumped my goo
And dumped her to the end of the block
Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggy Style & 69
Just for fun
Or gettin paid
Everyone likes gettin laid
Sex is evil
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in!!!
roses are nice
violets are fine.
ill be the six
if you be the nine.
Please wait...
