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http://netlog.com/JenniflowerJenny SimsSimsJennyJenniflowerhttp://v.netlogstatic.com/v4.00/2467//s/i/misc/thumb/thumb_female.jpgUnited KingdomYork Jenniflower 23

Jenny Sims (Monday, 23 October 2006 at 03:08)

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Heres a story in memory of Beckys:
Once upon a time there was a little shiny poo called Becky, and she was birthed from a giant whales vagina (whales actually poo from their vaginas and peniles if you didn't know). She was a dude. But she was also a little . She was the most popular shiny poo in the ocean. Everyone loved her dazzling super soft outer layer, and often would use her as a full-length mirror. Yes it was a happy life. Until one day, an bully came up to her and saw how smooth and supple she was. 'Hmmm' thought the bully. 'That poo looks so tantalising and sumptious I think I would like it inside me' So he roughly grabbed poor little Becky and inserted it into his favourite orephis. He was but also . But that was nothing compared to how little Becky was feeling. She was and felt slightly . But only slightly, as she was a poo anyway so she's seen it all before. Anyway, that's how dildos were invented, and Becky and the bully went on to lead a fulfilling affair in the suburbs.

Did you like it? I actually copied it out of the bible.
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http://netlog.com/rusticliesAnthony RustRustAnthonyrusticlieshttp://en.netlogstatic.com/p/tt/000/785/785120.jpgUnited KingdomLondon, City of rusticlies 24

Anthony Rust (Saturday, 21 October 2006 at 15:36)

Heya becky, just thought i would sign your guest book, love you profile and all the pics, they r well cool, im honoured 2 b the first entry in your guestbook, hope u all good, and catchya tound (NINJAAAAA!!! woot!) byeeeeee x

Anthony/Tony