Catacomb Kittens

Scenic_Massacre — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 02:37:28 UT

She spent the night alone with body bruised and skirts asunder. He found his sister in the morning, soaking in a puddle. "Let's run away," she said. "He beats us both incessantly. I know a place beneath the city where we'll stay forever lost. I've seen the waifs emerge from the underground. They roam the catacombs and everywhere underneath. We could live secretly, away from society!"

Away after sunset, they tumbled through the darkened city, searching for cold grates with bars agape like twisted teeth and jawbones pulled wide and cracking. Wet and talking wind forbade them! "Just shut your ears," she said. "Orphans are surrounded by these things. Hold my hand, I'll lead you below! We'll find an alcove and no one will know about us! We will live secretly, away from society!"

They wet their tiny kitten paws on rotting rocks and water. They skinned their whiskers digging deep where darkness settles into corners and tooth marks, sightless eyes and sunken ceilings. Sentient depths awoke and noticed them; they started screaming. "Let's hurry back," she said, "before we are swallowed! Run now, my darling child! I'll be sure to follow closely! We must hide desperately, away from monstrosities!"

"My hope is dissolved," she sobbed. "It's coming this way! I shall belay its chase so that you may flee these tunnels!" But he stood solidly, and held her hand loyally.

Next week, next year, there is somebody who hears their feet underneath... They stop and tilt and frown. They hear them drowning- no, the wind singing just below the street...

"You're here with me... it's just we two. So if you've died, why then I have, too..."

* eltiT

Scenic_Massacre — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:41:06 UT

Introduction:
This is the blog message to end all other blog messages. ORLY? YA RLY! Instead of taking up precious ... blog ... page ... space, by writing a million other blogs, I'll just fill this up with an entry when ever I feel like ... what's the word... Blogging? Can I use that word, or does that immediately make me un-hip 0.o

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I've been working on the railroad, all the live long day. I was working on the railroad, when you got in the way...

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Learn to spell... and, another thing... It's wise not to pick a fight with me when I jump down your throat telling you these things.

People actually hand up school assignments using "txt tlk"... Those people, and people who just plain use txt tlk really ought to go... hurt themselves severely.

Actually, I'm certain some of you people are actually *cringe* intelligent, but you waste it.

AND ANOTHER THING. If I see one more chick on here with her tits out, I am going to have to stab someone... Bahahah, half of those pictures ( Believe it or not ) aren't even really them. They're just from pornos, or a Google image search for "SLUTS R US".

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At the moment... I can't deny my Halo fetish. Usually play under the name Pyrexia... Can't remember what that means, but it's on the same page as Pyxidium and Pyrology in my Scrabble dictionary, so it must be good xD

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I want a tattoo saying QWERTY. I don't know where, all I know is that would be awesome. Still want that spider web on my neck, along with a piercing or two in the web... MRRR! KEZ WANTS >.<

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OH! And while I'm complaining about stuff... If I see another "TELL ME WAT U THINK OF ME" or "POST DIS IF U RNT SCARED OF WAT PPL THINK OF U" style blog... ESPECIALLY a spotlighted blog... I will *MumbleGrumble**Fades off* ...

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If you were asked what you're favourite part of you was, what would you say?
I'd say my wrists/hands/fingers... I have thief hands =D

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Y'know... It's not very smart plastering your mobile number on websites... 'Cause you'll probably end up with Hax sending you promos, and stuff...

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When I say I like Silverchair... I mean their older stuff. The new stuff is lyk ttlly ghey.

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Y'know, I don't actually wear make-up. I only RARELY plaster my face with the stuff when I feel like taking some photos...

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I'm such a geek, I decided to re-write the Star Wars plot =D :

LUKE I AM UR MOTHER!
Lol wtf
I AM TTLLY UR MOTHER
PROVE
K... SEE THIS LIGHT SABER?!
Yuh *Nod*
NOW U DONT LOL
LOL

The end

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Browsing through the backroom of a video store, I found a movie some of you chicks might be interested in. It's called "DOOD WHRZ MA HAR BRSH".

I'll ruin the ending for you... It's where you left your light saber.

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So, like... Go have a look at my Dev-Art:
http://scenicmassacre.deviantart.com/
Really nothing much different from this.

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Catacomb Kittens

* eltiT