Sakura_Girl18
female - 19 years, Canada
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Boys some fun..
1. Do you drink/smoke?
2. Do you like the rain?
4. If so...would you play in it with me?
5. Do you like movies?
6. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night?
7. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together?
8. Would you kiss my neck?
9. Do you play any sports?
10. If so...what?
11. Would you call me right after we saw eachother?
12. How would you rate your kisses from 1-10?
13. Would you give me what I need?
14. Favorite body part on you?
15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself?
16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, ..........)?
17. Would you give me a kiss just because?
18. Would u sleep in the same bed as me?
19. Would u take me home to meet your parents?
20. Would u have sex with me?
21. If so, whats the soonest into our relationship you'd have it?
22. Would you tell your friends we had sex?
23. Were would u let me touch u first?
24. How smart are you?
25. Do u have a specific body type that u like?
26. If so wut is it? (fat, skiny, chubby, athletic,etc)?
27.What would u do if i cried?
28.If I were 2 ask u out what would u say?
29.Would u makeout with me?
30.If we got to the point in the relationship where I told you I loved you, what would you say?
31.Would u ever cheat on me?
32.Would u ever trust me?
33. Would you ever lie to me?
34. Would you be proud to introduce me to your friends?
35. How far would u go with me? -
Granny's Letter
The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker.
I was feeling particularly sassy that day, because I had just come from a thrilling choir practice followed by a powerful prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed.
It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus; because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed.
I found that LOTS of people love Jesus. Why, while I was sitting there, the nice man behind started honking like crazy, and he leaned out of his
window and screamed, "for the love of God, GO! GO!" What an exuberant cheerleader he was for the Lord.
Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all these loving people.
I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love. There must have been a man from Florida back there, because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach.
I saw another man waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. When I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant, he said that it was an Hawaiian good luck sign or
something.
Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back.
My grandson burst out laughing; why even he was enjoying this religious experience.
A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me.
I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed.
So I waved to all my sisters and brothers, smiled at them all, and drove on through the intersection.
I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again, and I felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out
of the window, and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.
Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!
Share Granny's letter with your friends
Love and Blessings, -
The ULTIMATE NAUGHTY QUIZ!
Naughty Application
The ULTIMATE NAUGHTY QUIZ! Fill it out and send it to me in a message, and repost to see what people put for you!
1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Dick/Boob Size:
4. Favorite position (s) ?
5. Do you think i'm hot?
6. Would you have sex with me?
7. lights on or off?
8. Would you have to be drunk?
9. Would you take a shower with me?
10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
11. Would you leave after or stay the night?
12. Do you like cuddling afterwards?
13. Condom or skin?
14. Spit or swallow (females only)?
14. Do you give Oral pleasures?
15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures?
16. Have sex on the first date?
17. Would you kiss me during sex?
18. Do you think I would be good in bed?
19. Would u have a 3-some with me?
20. How many times would you like to cum?
21. Would you use me as a booty call?
22. Do you like fore play?
23. What is fore play to you?
24. Can we take pictures of the act?
25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave you my email?
26. Who would be in control?
27. Would you pull my hair?
28. Would you let me pull yours?
29. Would you whisper in my ear?
30. Would you talk dirty to me?
31. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?
32. Would you say my name?
33. Would u give me head/eat me out?
34. Would you let me give you a hickie?
35. How many rounds would we go?
36. What would you wanna do afterwards?
37. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly?
38. Would you lick and bite me all over?
39. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?
40. Would you want me to take my time?
41. How freaky are you, 1 - 10?
42. Would you want fast or slow?
43. Would you be loud or quiet?
44. Would you want me to be loud or quiet?
45. Would you do it today?
46. Would you do it tomorrow?
47. Would u wanna make me moan?
48. What position would u ........ want me to have u in?
49.Would u fuck me hard?
50 .Would u fuck me the first night u met me?
51. Would u fuck me in the shower?
52.Would u hancuff me or tie me up 2 the bed and then fuck me?
53. Would you let me handcuff or tie you up to the bed and fuck you?
54. Would you lock me up and tease me?
55. Would you let me lock you up and tease you?
56. What makes u want 2 fuck me?
57. Would u talk dirty 2 me while we fucked?
58. Would u fuck me in front of people?
59. Would u fuck me again and again?
60. Would u have cyber sex with me?
61. Would we have anal sex ?
61. Where would we be?
[]My house
[]Ur House
[]Pool
[]Shower
[]parents room LOL
OTHER....please explain in ()
62. What position?
[]Doggy Style
[]Missionary
[]69
[]OTHER...()
63.What would you use??
[]chains and whips
[]choc. syrup and whip cream
[]strawberries and whip cream
[]cherries and chocolate
[]ropes and hand cuffs
OTHER...()
66 .Givin Head?
[]Yes
[]No
67. Gettin some head
[]Yes
[]no
69. Day or Night?
[]DAY
[]NIGHT
70.top or bottom
[]top
[]bottom -
Dear......
dear Nicky,
I____ you.
You have a nice______.
You make me _______.
You should _______.
Someday I will ______.
You + me =________.
If I saw you now I'd __________.
I would build a _______ just for you.
If I could sing you any song it would be _________.
We will ________ sometime.
We could __________ under the stars.
Love, -
bad day at work think of this guy
Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy.
Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana . He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.
Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.2 on FM dial in Ft. Wayne , Indiana , who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won.
Hi Sue, Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother.
Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all.
Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job.
As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wet suit. This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater.
This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature.
It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with no complaints.
What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wet suit. This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.
Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my butt started to burn.
I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done.
In agony I realized what had happened.
The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it However, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate.
When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my butt.
I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other divers, were all laughing hysterically.
Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression. When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet.
As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber.
The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for two days because my butt was swollen shut.
So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt.
Now repeat to yourself, 'I love my job, I love my job, I love my job.'
Now whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, is this a jellyfish bad day?
May you NEVER have a jellyfish bad day. -
would u ??2
1. Would you be in control?
2.Would u go slow or fast?
3. Would you wisper in my ear?
4. Would you talk dirty to me?
5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?
6. Would you say my name?
7. Would you go down on me?
8. Would you let me give you a hickie?
9. How many rounds would we go?
10. What would you wanna do afterwards?
11. Would you take off all ur clothes then take mine off slowly?
12. Would you lick and bite me all over?
13. Would you like 2 play or get straight to the point?
14. Would you want me to take my time?
15. Would u fall asleep when we were done?
16. Would u want me to go fast or slow?
17. Where would u wanna "do it" at?
18 Would u be loud or quiet?
19. Would you mind if i liked you?
20. Would you do it 2day?
21. Would you do it 2morrow?
22. Are you going to re-post these so I can answer them for you? -
would you :P
kiss me?
smex me?
love me?
lick me all over?
hug me content?
touch me?
smack my ass?
give me a hicke? -
fill in
Dear Nicky.
You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I would build a _______ just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my __________. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could drink __________ under the stars. My love for you is like that of ____________.
Love, _______________
(P.S. ______________.) -
Xoxo would you...
Would You...
[] Push me into a wall and kiss me?
[] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill?
[] Slap Me?
[] Slap me if i asked you to?
[] Kiss Me?
[] Let Me Kiss You?
[] Watch A Movie With Me?
[] Take Me Out To Dinner?
[] Take A Shower With Me?
[] Take Me Home For The Night?
[] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed?
[] Take Me Anywhere With You
[] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions?
[] Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me?
[] Let me lock you in your room and Take Advantage of you?
[] Let Me Make You Breakfast?
[] Make me breakfast?
[] Tickle Me?
[] Let Me Tickle You?
[] Stick Up For Me Uf I Was Being Put Down?
[] Instant Message Me?
[] Greet Me In Public?
[] Hang Out With Me?
[] Hold my waist from behind while we are out?
[] Bring Me Around Your Friends?
[] Like me
Do You...
[] Miss Me?
[] Think I'm Sexy?
[] Think I'm Cute?
[] Think I'm Hot?
[] Think I'm Okay?
[] Think I'm Ugly?
[] Want To Kiss Me?
[] Want To Cuddle With Me?
[] Want To Date Me?
Am I...
[] Smart?
[] Funny?
[] Cool?
[] Lovable?
[] Adorable?
[] Great To Be With?
[] Attractive?
[] Mean?
[] Ugly?
[] Gorgeous?
Have You Ever...
[] Thought About Hooking Up With Me?
[] Found Yourself Wanting To Kiss Me Non Stop?
[] Wished I Were There?
[] Had A Crush On Me?
[] Wanted My Number?
[] Had A Dream About Me?
[] Been Distracted By Me?
Are You...
[] Happy You Know Me?
[] Thinking About Me
[] my friend? -
POST THiS iF YOU AREN'T SCARED TO SEE HOW PEOPLE THINK OF Y
0 = ewwwwwwwwwwww!
1 = Definitely not attractive.
2 = Decent
3 = Fine
4 = Fine as hell!
5 = I'd do you.
6 = Pretty damn sexy!
7 = Lovable, I LOVE YOU!!!
8 = I wanna make you my girl.
9 = Just a friend.
10 = Sexiest person I know!
11 = Fuckin gawjus
12 = Ya, I've checked you out a few times.
13 = I wanna fuck u
14 = Let's get married!
