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Almost Luvr

Oxy1108 — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 23:07:58 UT

Why is it that the one thing in life that you really want is always the one thing that
you can never have? I don't really care about lots of money, or nice cars, or sports
teams. I mean sure I enjoy them but I could live without them. They don't fill my mind
for every second of the day. The one thing that I really want in my life is a particular
female friend of mine... I've liked her for about 4 years now, and yet there is nothing I
can do to get her. She is the most beautiful person I have ever met, she's intelligent,
musical (she has an awesome singing voice), she's a strong christian, she's beautiful
(as is absolutely 100% stunning), she loves to laugh and make other people happy.

And she loves someone else... who just plays with her emotions... comes and goes...

The one thing that I would give anything to have... is the one thing that I can never have...

Favourite Aircraft

Oxy1108 — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 12:29:34 UT

For people into aircraft, I just want to know what you like...

Mine are:

WWII Fighters
- Supermarine Spitfire Mk IX (CAC modified)
- North American P-51B Mustang (CAC modified)
- Chance Vought F4U Corsair
- Focke-Wulf Fw-190
- Lockheed P-38 Lightning

Training Aircraft
- De' Havilland DHC-1 Chipmunk
- De' Havilland DH-82 Tiger Moth

Post Modern Fighters
- Saab Scania J35 Draken
- IAI Kfir C7
- Grumman F-14D Tomcat
- McDonnell Douglas F-15E Eagle
- Sukhoi Su-37 Terminator
- Lockheed Martin F-22 Raptor

What the Hell is wrong with people...

Oxy1108 — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 23:48:56 UT

my puppy died about 2 weeks ago at the vets... because some absolute asshole
fed him rat poison in some meat while we were out... he was less than 4 months
old... why the hell would someone do that? he practically never barked, he was
never trying to jump the fence or anything, he spent most of the time sleeping,
and then some PRICK has to go and poison him...

ive got a picture of him up... have a look at my puppy and then ask yourself
even if you could bring yourself to kill him...

and whoever did it better watch their back coz if i ever find out who it was they
are gonna pay.

The GUY'S rules... this is good... :P

Oxy1108 — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 09:45:19 UT

Finally… the guys' side of the story. We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!

(Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!)

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question..

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to
act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1 If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.
Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine....
Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, rugby, the offside rule, or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don't mind that?

It's like camping.

not all true... but it was good fun eh?

20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity.

Oxy1108 — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 09:41:01 UT

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your bin on your desk and label it "IN".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds"

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order diet water with a serious face whenever you go out to eat.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

12. Sing along at the Opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days In advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, ‘Rock Bottom’.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling ‘Run for your lives, they're loose!’

19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the Economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

20. Growing older is mandatory, growing up is optional, and laughing at yourself is therapeutic!

ENJOY!!!

Quotable Quotes

Oxy1108 — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 09:37:47 UT

bit of fun for all the bored pplz

ENGLISH PHRASE - CHINESE TRANSLATION

"That's not right"............................Sum Ting Wong
"Are you harboring a fugitive?"…..Hu Yu Hai Ding
"See me ASAP".............................Kum Hia Nao
"There goes Stupid Man"..............Dum Dum Wa King
"Small Horse"................................Tai Ni Po Ni
"Did you go to the beach?"............Wai Yu So Tan
"I bumped into a coffee table"........Ai Bang Mai Ni
"I think you need a face lift"...........Chin Tu Fat
"It's very dark in here"....................Wao So Dim
"I thought you were on a diet"........Wai Yu Mun Ching
"This is a tow away zone"..............No Pah King
"Our meeting is next week"............Wai Yu Kum Nao
"Staying out of sight!".....................Lei Ying Lo
"He's cleaning his automobile"……Wa Shing Ka
"Your body odor is offensive".........Yu Stin Ki Pu
"Great"............................................Su Pah

MEMORABLE QUOTES

A day without sunshine is, you know, night.
According to my best recollection, I don’t remember.
Adults are just kids with money.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
All stressed out and no-one to choke.
All work and no play will make you a manager.
Always remember, you’re unique, just like everybody else.
Anger is merely depression without enthusiasm.
Another brilliant mind ruined by higher education.
Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
Be nice to your kids, they’ll choose your nursing home.
Be the kind of person you always wanted your parents to be…
Before giving someone a piece of your mind, be sure you have enough to spare.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.
Boldly going nowhere
Bomb Squad; “If you see me running, you’d better catch up!”
Buckle up… it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.
Can I pay my visa with my MasterCard?
Cat; the other white meat.
Caution; I drive like you do.
Change is good… you go first.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Chemistry Teachers never die, they just smell like it.
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
Clones are people too.
Cover me! I’m changing lanes.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
Detest – De stuff de teacher gives de students when day expect it de least.
Don’t believe everything you hear or anything you say.
Don’t confuse me with facts, my minds already made up.
Don’t drink to drown your sorrow. Sorrow knows how to swim.
Don’t follow me, I’m lost!
Don’t talk unless you can improve the silence.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
Eternity – Smoking or non-smoking?
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don’t have film.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Everything i no, i lurned in prison.
Follow your dreams, except the one where you’re at school in your underwear.
Getting on your feet requires getting off your butt.
Gravity always gets me down.
Gravity is a myth. The earth sucks.
Have you ever noticed how nothing is impossible for those who don’t have to do it?
How about never? Is never good for you?
How can I miss you if you won’t go away?
How many roads must a man travel down before he admits that he is lost?
How may I ignore you today?
Humpty-Dumpty was pushed!
I can please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn’t looking good either.
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
I fought the lawn, and the lawn won.
I have no desire for money, its stuff that I want.
I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
I just let my mind wander, and it didn’t come back.
I like cats, they taste like chicken.
I love animals. They taste great!
I love to give homemade gifts! Which one of my kids do you want?
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead.
I wish I was a glow-worm; a glow-worm’s never glum. How could you be sad, when the sun shines out your bum?
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, then why is there a light in the fridge?
I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I’m perfect.
I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth!
I’m insured by the mafia… You hit me and we’ll hit you.
If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?
If it’s tourist season, does that mean we can shoot them?
I’m not as dumb as you look.
I’m not as think as you drunk I am.
It takes more faith to believe that I came from a monkey than to believe that I was created by God.
I’ve lost my phone number – can I have yours?
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.
Just what part of ‘no’ don’t you understand?
Keep America clean… swallow your beer cans.
Life in a vacuum sucks.
Life without danger is a waste of oxygen.
More people I meet, more I like my dog.
My favourite colour is chocolate.
My mind works like lightning; one brilliant flash and it’s gone.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young.
Move! I’m trying to speed!
Never underestimate the power of a truly talented idiot.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in groups.
Oh look! Just 2,852,677 more days until I start caring what you think.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Out of my mind; back in five minutes.
Plagiarism is copying from one source; research is copying from two or more.
Please don’t hit me, I’m a pedestrian trapped in a car.
Puritanism; The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
Save the earth; it’s the only planet with chocolate!
Seven days without Jesus makes one weak.
Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.
Strangers have the best candy.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
There are three types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can’t.
There are two types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.
They didn’t let me out; they just gave me a day pass.
They’re not old people, they’re recycled teenagers.
This car is protected by an anti-theft sticker.
Two wrongs are only the beginning.
War doesn’t determine who is right, it determines who is left.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say that Humpty-Dumpty is an egg?
Who died and made you Darth Vader?
Who died and made you head Neanderthal?
Why be difficult, when with a little effort you can be impossible?
Why can’t women learn to put the toilet seat back up?
Why do they call it a bumper if you’re not going to use it?
Why do we believe everything in the newspapers but question what the Bible says?
Why is ‘abbreviation’ such a long word?
Yesterday I knew nothing, today I know that.
You can pick your nose and pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on the couch.
You’re only young once, you can be immature forever.

The Assasin

Oxy1108 — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 00:05:25 UT

The FBI was having trials for a new assasin, and they were down to three applicants, two men and a woman, when they reached they final test. The first man stepped up and they gave him a gun and took him into a room where his wife was tied to a chair and said to him; "We have to know if you will be capable of following any order that we give you, so we want you to shoot your spouse." The man handed them back the gun and left, saying that he could never shoot his wife. The next man stepped up and they gave him the same instructions and left him in the room. There was about five minutes of silence before the man left the room in tears but with his wife, saying that he could never kill his wife. The woman stepped into the room and took the gun. The FBI officers left the room. There was a few minutes silence, and then several shots were fired. there was another few minutes silence, then a lot of thumping and screaming and then more silence. The FBI officers were curious, and went back into the room blood everywhere, and the woman sitting calmly against one wall. They asked what happened. The woman replied; "Well I tried to shoot him but then gun must have been loaded with fakes, so i had to beat him to death with the chair."

She got the job...

IMPORTANT! QANTAS mechanical problems!

Oxy1108 — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 08:45:07 UT

These are good.............

After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe
sheet", which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The
mechanics correct the problems, document the repairs needed on the
form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.

Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humour. Here
are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots (marked
with a P) and the solutions recorded by the maintenance engineers
(marked with an M). (By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident.)

P: Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement.
M: Almost replaced left inside main tyre.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
M: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
M: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead insects on windshield.
M: Live insects on back-order.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute
descent.
M: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
M: Evidence removed.

P: Headphone volume unbelievably loud.
M: Headphone volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
M: That's what they're for.

P: IFF inoperative.
M: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
M: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
M: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny. (I love this one!)
M: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly correctly, and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
M: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
M: Cat installed.

And the best one for last...

P. Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget
pounding on something with a hammer.
M: Took hammer away from midget

I wanna work for Qantas!

I'll Kill Anyone Who Does This

Oxy1108 — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 01:55:18 UT

Report abuse Share Sunday, 16 December 2007 at 13:25

Guy: "Can we have sex right now?"
Girl: "Can we do what?"
Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"
Girl: "Um.....no."
Guy: "Why?"
Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend......."
Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won' tell."
Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."
Guy: "I'm not special to you?"
Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."
Guy looks forward and keeps driving. 5 minutes pass....... Guy starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.
Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me!"
Guy: tries to kiss her.
Girl: screams, "Would you stop."
Guy: continues trying.
Girl: moves to the back seat
Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl
Starts to kiss her..
Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."
Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes."
Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.
Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."
Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get".
Girl: crying, continues to fight.
Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.
Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!"
Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.
An hour passes.........
Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.
Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, sobbing.
Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.
Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."
Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.
2 months later.........
Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."
Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."
Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.
Doctor: "You are pregnant."
Girl: faints.

The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school (which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."

The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant....then he lied about it. So completely depressed......the girl commits suicide by drug overdose.......
Girls, if this story touched you, repost it as "That's Fucked up"
Guys, if this story touched you, repost it as "I'll kill any fucker who does this" if you care

More Guys Should Be Like This

Oxy1108 — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 10:23:05 UT

We don't care if you talk to other guys.
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.

But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.

It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.

Don't tell us we're wrong.

We'll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
Yeah, you can quote me.

Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in.

let us pay for you! dont "feel bad" about it

We enjoy doing it. It's expected. its somthing that we have to do..
Smile and say "thank you."

Kiss us when no one's watching.
If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.

You don't have to get dressed up for us.

If we are already going out, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.
We like you for who you are and not what you dress like.

honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's. or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up

Don't take everything we say seriously.
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.

Don't get angry easily.

Stop using magazines/media as your bible.

Whatever happened to the word "handsome"/"beautiful"
I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with "Hey handsome!" instead of "Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy" or whatever else you can think of.

on the other hand im not sayin i woulndnt like it ether ; )

Girls, I cannot stress this enough:if you aren't being treated right by a guy, dont't wait for him to change.ditch his sorry,disgrace to the male population ass and find someone who will treat you with utter respect

Someone who will honor your morals.

Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.

Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.

Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.

Someone who will stop what theyre doing just to look you in the eyes....and say "i love you" ..and actually mean it.

Give the nice guys a chance

Guys repost this if you agree

Girls repost this if you think it's cute

Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this

HINTS?!?!?!

*Holdin Hands
Girls :If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times.
Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once.

*Cuddling
Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold
Guys : Automatically move closer to her.

*Movies
Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.

*Loving each other
Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it.

*Laying below the stars
Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.

And Nice Guys STILL Finish Last...

Oxy1108 — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 11:55:13 UT

To every guy that said, "Sex CAN wait"
To every guy that said, "You're beautiful."
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that did what she wanted to do.
To every guy that cried in front of her. ....
To every guy that she cried in front of...
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes.....
To every guy that would give his seat up...
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.
To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car and opened the door.
To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy even if you are not with her.

Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore...
And because of this, there are not many left out there... but there are a few...

I guarantee 90% of the men on your page will not repost this cuz they care more about their image

If you are a nice guy repost this with: "Nice guys STILL finish last "

If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way
repost this with: "To Every Guy

Broken Bones... Dislocations...

Oxy1108 — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 12:48:04 UT

yeah well... we've all broken bones before, now i want to hear about it.

Me first you say? OK

I have broken my right elbow three times and dislocated it once...
Dislocated my right ankle once...
Dislocated fingers countless times...
Locked knee countless times...

so... how about you?

Kenya

Oxy1108 — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 12:13:49 UT

Gday all
just wondering if anyone has been to kenya or mauritius?

i went to kenya for a month staying in resorts and stuff, plus working in an orphanage.

it was so much fun...
if u have or would like to... respond!

Brenno

Formal

Oxy1108 — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 07:25:30 UT

Well... Had my Yr 12 on Wednesday night, at the Sebel Playford on North Tce. It was a great night.

Pros; - lots of laughs with the mates
- free drinks
- lots of photos
- AFTER PARTY!!!

Cons; - the speeches that just go on and on and on and on and on.
- the food
- the teachers
- most of the music
- waking up this morning after the after party...

All in all, the formal was great fun... check out the pictures for some of my photos.
What was YOUR formal like?