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Blog / WHERE I'VE SLEPT

Tuesday, 29 September 2009 at 04:52

I don't have narcolepsy...I'm just a sleepy person! I think I inherited it from my dad, who used to read me stories at night when I was but a lad of 5 or 6...and he would fall asleep mid-sentence! Well it was better than him falling asleep at work....bus drivers aren't very popular if they announce that "the next stop is Trafalgar Square....alight here for ZZZzzzzzzzzzz!"

So, apart from on public transport - including airplanes and as a passenger in cars - this is a list of places and occasions when I've just, er, nodded off (sometimes with good reason!)

SPORTING OCCASIONS
* Watching a football match (No goals, no thrills)
* Watching a snooker match
* Whilst waiting to bat in a cricket match (I lasted one ball while batting, then back to sleep!)

SPECIAL OCCASIONS
* At a New Years' Eve party (drink assisted)
* At the office Christmas dinner (also drink assisted)
* At a rock concert :)
* At the annual pre-Christmas Departmental Review (we thought it would be a laugh to wear silly Santa hats to the meeting, which was held in a lecture theatre.Everyone bottled out, except yours truly. We were told on entering the theatre that we should turn off our mobiles. As nobody ever rings me, I didn't bother. And so, halfway through the big boss' talk, not only did my mobile ring - loudly - but I was heard to snore - also loudly - and of course drew even more attention to myself by wearing a hat in the shape of a Christmas pudding!!! I liked that job too!)

ALMOST ACCEPTABLE
* In the doctors' waiting room
* In the hospital waiting room
* In the cinema (Most expensive nap ever)
* Sitting at my desk in work (Nobody noticed until I started snoring)
* In the bath (Rubber ducky was most offended)

UNUSUAL
* Whilst clearing out the "junk" room (I was lying on the floor trying to see what was under the bed, and the next thing I knew....)
* At the tube station on a seat (drink induced)
* On the loo (Bad case of DVT when I woke up)

INEXCUSABLE
* In a team meeting at work (there were 4 of us present, so it didn't go un-noticed)
* Whilst visiting someone in hospital (The next bed was occupied, and it was warm in there)
* On the phone (I'll never ring a chatline again - cost me £98.75 for 10 minutes....)

UNBELIEVEABLE
* During foreplay (Thankfully the sheep didn't mind.....)

PLACES AND TIMES I'VE NEVER SLEPT
* In the shower (Close a couple of times)
* In a job interview (although if I ever went for a job as a mattress tester, my skill would be invaluable)
* Riding a bicycle (I suspect freewheeling down a long hill might tempt me though)
* In the frozen food aisle in Morrisons
* On a traffic island whilst crossing the road
* In Cadbury World (Impossible...too much good stuff going on!)

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  • http://netlog.com/One_Angry_ManArchie BlogcockerBlogcockerArchieOne_Angry_Manhttp://en.netlogstatic.com/p/tt/027/253/27253656.jpgUnited KingdomDown One_Angry_Man 49

    Archie Blogcocker Trust  (Thursday, 1 October 2009 at 03:13)

    - just_marcelle:
    - One_Angry_Man:
    - just_marcelle:
    its not that i like chocolate, i love cadburys lol xmx
    Cadburys is the ONLY chocolate! lol

    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM- MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM- MMMMMMMMMMMM

    I AGREE XMX

    certainly looks like it! :)

  • http://netlog.com/simons_bitchmarcellemarcellesimons_bitchhttp://en.netlogstatic.com/p/tt/026/859/26859105.jpgUnited KingdomKingston upon Hull, City of simons_bitch 44

    marcelle (Thursday, 1 October 2009 at 01:55)

    - One_Angry_Man:
    - just_marcelle:
    its not that i like chocolate, i love cadburys lol xmx
    Cadburys is the ONLY chocolate! lol

    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM- MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM- MMMMMMMMMMMM

    I AGREE XMX

  • http://netlog.com/One_Angry_ManArchie BlogcockerBlogcockerArchieOne_Angry_Manhttp://en.netlogstatic.com/p/tt/027/253/27253656.jpgUnited KingdomDown One_Angry_Man 49

    Archie Blogcocker Trust  (Thursday, 1 October 2009 at 00:53)

    - just_marcelle:
    its not that i like chocolate, i love cadburys lol xmx
    Cadburys is the ONLY chocolate! lol

  • http://netlog.com/simons_bitchmarcellemarcellesimons_bitchhttp://en.netlogstatic.com/p/tt/026/859/26859105.jpgUnited KingdomKingston upon Hull, City of simons_bitch 44

    marcelle (Wednesday, 30 September 2009 at 06:31)

    its not that i like chocolate, i love cadburys lol xmx

  • http://netlog.com/sm_il_eyoli beakbeakolism_il_eyhttp://v.netlogstatic.com/v4.00/2464//s/i/misc/thumb/thumb_female.jpgUnited KingdomLondon, City of sm_il_ey 43

    oli beak Trust  (Wednesday, 30 September 2009 at 06:19)

    - One_Angry_Man:
    - fl_ossy:
    - One_Angry_Man:
    - fl_ossy:
    [quote=One_Angry_Man][quote=fl_ossy][quote=One_Ang- ry_Man][quote=fl_ossy][quote=One_Angry_Man][quote=- fl_ossy][quote=One_Angry_Man][quote=fl_ossy][quote- =One_Angry_Man][quote=fl_ossy]sitting in the dentist chair?

    oh now im sure you had a blog about dentist once,[/quote]
    Yes, I did, but I never fell asleep in the dentist, oh no!!![/quote]
    oh good, i knew my memory wsa not failling
    well only sometimes

    i might help if yoou did, calming effect so to speak[/quote]
    No, I prefer the medicinal qualities of Prozac! lol[/quote]

    hey diitch the stuff they make you normal :)

    i lasted two months on it and needed to be odd again[/quote]

    I've just come off them, and I'm living up to the name of Angry Man!!! :)[/quote]

    good for you nothing wrong in being angry as long as a hint of happy with it[/quote]

    More ups and downs than the Manic Depressives annual outing to Roller Coaster world.....[/quote]

    hey i like roller coaster,

    you'll get there[/quote]

    I'd best buy a ticket..... :)[/quote]

    do you the world of good
    have an angry shouting match on a roller coaster

    Sounds like a plan. I could hold Angry Shouting competitions all over the place.....in libraries....at weddings....in an empty room, all by myself......:)

    there you go, why not make some money out of it

    All the money I'd make would be offset by the fines.....:)

    cancell that idea ill think of something else :)

  • http://netlog.com/One_Angry_ManArchie BlogcockerBlogcockerArchieOne_Angry_Manhttp://en.netlogstatic.com/p/tt/027/253/27253656.jpgUnited KingdomDown One_Angry_Man 49

    Archie Blogcocker Trust  (Wednesday, 30 September 2009 at 05:13)

    - fl_ossy:
    - One_Angry_Man:
    - fl_ossy:
    - One_Angry_Man:
    [quote=fl_ossy][quote=One_Angry_Man][quote=fl_ossy- ][quote=One_Angry_Man][quote=fl_ossy][quote=One_An- gry_Man][quote=fl_ossy][quote=One_Angry_Man][quote- =fl_ossy]sitting in the dentist chair?

    oh now im sure you had a blog about dentist once,[/quote]
    Yes, I did, but I never fell asleep in the dentist, oh no!!![/quote]
    oh good, i knew my memory wsa not failling
    well only sometimes

    i might help if yoou did, calming effect so to speak[/quote]
    No, I prefer the medicinal qualities of Prozac! lol[/quote]

    hey diitch the stuff they make you normal :)

    i lasted two months on it and needed to be odd again[/quote]

    I've just come off them, and I'm living up to the name of Angry Man!!! :)[/quote]

    good for you nothing wrong in being angry as long as a hint of happy with it[/quote]

    More ups and downs than the Manic Depressives annual outing to Roller Coaster world.....[/quote]

    hey i like roller coaster,

    you'll get there[/quote]

    I'd best buy a ticket..... :)

    do you the world of good
    have an angry shouting match on a roller coaster

    Sounds like a plan. I could hold Angry Shouting competitions all over the place.....in libraries....at weddings....in an empty room, all by myself......:)

    there you go, why not make some money out of it

    All the money I'd make would be offset by the fines.....:)

  • http://netlog.com/sm_il_eyoli beakbeakolism_il_eyhttp://v.netlogstatic.com/v4.00/2464//s/i/misc/thumb/thumb_female.jpgUnited KingdomLondon, City of sm_il_ey 43

    oli beak Trust  (Wednesday, 30 September 2009 at 05:07)

    - One_Angry_Man:
    - fl_ossy:
    - One_Angry_Man:
    - fl_ossy:
    [quote=One_Angry_Man][quote=fl_ossy][quote=One_Ang- ry_Man][quote=fl_ossy][quote=One_Angry_Man][quote=- fl_ossy][quote=One_Angry_Man][quote=fl_ossy]sittin- g in the dentist chair?

    oh now im sure you had a blog about dentist once,[/quote]
    Yes, I did, but I never fell asleep in the dentist, oh no!!![/quote]
    oh good, i knew my memory wsa not failling
    well only sometimes

    i might help if yoou did, calming effect so to speak[/quote]
    No, I prefer the medicinal qualities of Prozac! lol[/quote]

    hey diitch the stuff they make you normal :)

    i lasted two months on it and needed to be odd again[/quote]

    I've just come off them, and I'm living up to the name of Angry Man!!! :)[/quote]

    good for you nothing wrong in being angry as long as a hint of happy with it[/quote]

    More ups and downs than the Manic Depressives annual outing to Roller Coaster world.....[/quote]

    hey i like roller coaster,

    you'll get there

    I'd best buy a ticket..... :)

    do you the world of good
    have an angry shouting match on a roller coaster

    Sounds like a plan. I could hold Angry Shouting competitions all over the place.....in libraries....at weddings....in an empty room, all by myself......:)

    there you go, why not make some money out of it

  • http://netlog.com/One_Angry_ManArchie BlogcockerBlogcockerArchieOne_Angry_Manhttp://en.netlogstatic.com/p/tt/027/253/27253656.jpgUnited KingdomDown One_Angry_Man 49

    Archie Blogcocker Trust  (Wednesday, 30 September 2009 at 05:02)

    - fl_ossy:
    - One_Angry_Man:
    - fl_ossy:
    - One_Angry_Man:
    [quote=fl_ossy][quote=One_Angry_Man][quote=fl_ossy- ][quote=One_Angry_Man][quote=fl_ossy][quote=One_An- gry_Man][quote=fl_ossy]sitting in the dentist chair?

    oh now im sure you had a blog about dentist once,[/quote]
    Yes, I did, but I never fell asleep in the dentist, oh no!!![/quote]
    oh good, i knew my memory wsa not failling
    well only sometimes

    i might help if yoou did, calming effect so to speak[/quote]
    No, I prefer the medicinal qualities of Prozac! lol[/quote]

    hey diitch the stuff they make you normal :)

    i lasted two months on it and needed to be odd again[/quote]

    I've just come off them, and I'm living up to the name of Angry Man!!! :)[/quote]

    good for you nothing wrong in being angry as long as a hint of happy with it[/quote]

    More ups and downs than the Manic Depressives annual outing to Roller Coaster world.....

    hey i like roller coaster,

    you'll get there

    I'd best buy a ticket..... :)

    do you the world of good
    have an angry shouting match on a roller coaster

    Sounds like a plan. I could hold Angry Shouting competitions all over the place.....in libraries....at weddings....in an empty room, all by myself......:)

  • http://netlog.com/sm_il_eyoli beakbeakolism_il_eyhttp://v.netlogstatic.com/v4.00/2464//s/i/misc/thumb/thumb_female.jpgUnited KingdomLondon, City of sm_il_ey 43

    oli beak Trust  (Wednesday, 30 September 2009 at 04:56)

    - One_Angry_Man:
    - fl_ossy:
    - One_Angry_Man:
    - fl_ossy:
    [quote=One_Angry_Man][quote=fl_ossy][quote=One_Ang- ry_Man][quote=fl_ossy][quote=One_Angry_Man][quote=- fl_ossy]sitting in the dentist chair?

    oh now im sure you had a blog about dentist once,[/quote]
    Yes, I did, but I never fell asleep in the dentist, oh no!!![/quote]
    oh good, i knew my memory wsa not failling
    well only sometimes

    i might help if yoou did, calming effect so to speak[/quote]
    No, I prefer the medicinal qualities of Prozac! lol[/quote]

    hey diitch the stuff they make you normal :)

    i lasted two months on it and needed to be odd again[/quote]

    I've just come off them, and I'm living up to the name of Angry Man!!! :)[/quote]

    good for you nothing wrong in being angry as long as a hint of happy with it

    More ups and downs than the Manic Depressives annual outing to Roller Coaster world.....

    hey i like roller coaster,

    you'll get there

    I'd best buy a ticket..... :)

    do you the world of good
    have an angry shouting match on a roller coaster

  • http://netlog.com/One_Angry_ManArchie BlogcockerBlogcockerArchieOne_Angry_Manhttp://en.netlogstatic.com/p/tt/027/253/27253656.jpgUnited KingdomDown One_Angry_Man 49

    Archie Blogcocker Trust  (Wednesday, 30 September 2009 at 04:55)

    - fl_ossy:
    - One_Angry_Man:
    - fl_ossy:
    - One_Angry_Man:
    [quote=fl_ossy][quote=One_Angry_Man][quote=fl_ossy- ][quote=One_Angry_Man][quote=fl_ossy]sitting in the dentist chair?

    oh now im sure you had a blog about dentist once,[/quote]
    Yes, I did, but I never fell asleep in the dentist, oh no!!![/quote]
    oh good, i knew my memory wsa not failling
    well only sometimes

    i might help if yoou did, calming effect so to speak[/quote]
    No, I prefer the medicinal qualities of Prozac! lol[/quote]

    hey diitch the stuff they make you normal :)

    i lasted two months on it and needed to be odd again[/quote]

    I've just come off them, and I'm living up to the name of Angry Man!!! :)

    good for you nothing wrong in being angry as long as a hint of happy with it

    More ups and downs than the Manic Depressives annual outing to Roller Coaster world.....

    hey i like roller coaster,

    you'll get there

    I'd best buy a ticket..... :)

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