The blog of Vampire's Kiss http://en.netlog.com/Mistress_Poison/blog Sat, 28 Nov 2009 11:48:21 UT FeedCreator 1.7.2 http://en.netlogstatic.com/p/tt/020/048/20048342.jpg http://en.netlog.com/Mistress_Poison Mistress_Poison http://en.netlog.com/Mistress_Poison/blog/blogid=3117626 1. Thou shalt not sniff the crotch of everyone thy encountereth. <br /><br />2. Thou shalt not sneak up on me and lick me in the mouth while I am sleeping. <br /><br />3. Thou shalt not pass gas in my presence and then walk away as if thou hast been offended by me! <br /><br />4. Thou shalt not act half starved whenever thou watchest me eat.. <br /><br />5. Thou shalt not harmonize with the cat at 3 a.m. <br /><br />6.Thou shalt not WATCHEST the cat while she is in her litterbox. (she liketh her privacy) <br /><br />7. Thou shalt not lie down next to me and commence making licking and popping noises. <br /><br />8. Thou shalt not roll in any smelly stuff thy findeth in the yard. <br /><br />9. Thou shalt not run away in pursuit of a good time. (thou hast been neutered) <br /><br />10. Thou shalt refrain with becoming overly friendly with my mother-in-law's leg. <br /><br />11. Thou shalt refrain from coughing and gagging while we have company. <br /><br />12. Thou shalt not hide thy bones under my pillow. <br /><br />13. Thou shalt not drink out of the toilet. <br /><br />14. Thou shalt not lift thy leg to water the Christmas tree. <br /><br />15. Thou shalt not dig up my favorite rose bush. <br /><br />16. Thou shalt keep thy nose out of the cat's litter box. <br /><br />17. Thou shalt not treat my shoes as if they were thy chew toy. Mistress_Poison Mon, 23 Feb 2009 22:09:38 UT