J_a_t_33
male - 21 years, Reading, United Kingdom
Blog 7
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Reading Festival
Who's attending Reading fest this weekend??
Pray for good weather everyone!!!!
Jay -
wierd huh...
init strange...
if you scream arrrrrghhhhhhhh in a library, everyone just stares at you...
but if you do it on a plane everyone joins in!
Jay
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swimming
so I ring up the local swimming pool the other day and I said, "is that the local swimming pool"
he said: "well... that depends where you are calling from"
Jay -
strawberry
so man goes to the doctors with a strawberry growin out his head...
doctor says...
"ahh dont worry mate ill give you some cream to put on that"
Jay -
piggyback
hurt my back the other day, I was playing piggy back with my 6 year old nephew...
I fell off...
Jay -
skip
so i ring up this building firm and say, "i wana skip outside my house please"
he replies:
"well no ones stopping you mate"
Jay -
driving
got complimented on my driving today, someone left a note on my window saying "parking fine"
that was nice
Jay
