Hull_Cities_32
male - 17 years, Oxfordshire, United Kingdom
Blog 9
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10 Reasons To Date A Motorbike Rider
10 REASONS TO DATE A BIKER:
1: They have strong fingers
2: They know when to slow down and speed up
3: They got great stamina and endurance
4: They always wear proper protection
5: They have the fastest 'lap' times
6: They know how to work their tools
7: They Love getting dirty
8: The harder and faster they go the better
9: They know how to work in tight areas
10:They always practice to become better -
This is so True
We don't care if you talk to other guys.
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.
We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.
Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait
till the morning.
Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/
cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.
Don't tell us we're wrong.
We'll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
Yeah, you can quote me.
Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in.
let us pay for you!
dont "feel bad"
We enjoy doing it.
It's expected.
Smile and
say "thank you."
Kiss us when no
one's watching.
If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.
You don't have to get dressed up for us.
If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to
wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.
We like you for who you are and not what you are.
honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's. or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up
Don't take everything we say seriously.
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.
Don't get angry easily.
Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
Whatever happened to the word "handsome"/"beautiful"
I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me
with "Hey handsome!" instead of "Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy" or whatever else you can think of.
on the other hand im not sayin i woulndnt like it ether ; )
Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, dont wait for him to change. ditch his sorry, disgrace to the male population ass and find someone who will treat you with utter respect
Someone who will honor your morals.
Someone who will make you smile when you're at your
lowest.
Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.
Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.
Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes....and say "i love you" ..and actually mean it.
Give the nice guys a chance
Guys repost this if you agree
Girls repost this if you think it's cute
Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this
*Holdin Hands
Girls :If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of
times.
Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once.
*Cuddling
Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold
Guys : Automatically move closer to her.
*Movies
Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.
*Loving each other
Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her
too... And mean it.
*Laying below the stars
Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.
By 12 am tonight your one true love will realize how much they want you.
Girls repost as written by a guy
Guys post as This is so True
or we do care -
I'M UP FOR ADOPTION
I'm up for adoption!!!
OK here's the rules of Adoption.... ;
If your a guy u must pick a girl, if your a girl u must pick a guy.
Put in the subject "I'm up for adoption" and see who wants to adopt you.
The first person to send u a message saying "I adopted you" owns you.=]
It's that simple...
P.S. re-post cause it is funny and surprising to see who gets you first
Also If Anyone Else Wants Me Put "I Adopted You 2 -
Mr Cadbury Mrs Rowntree joke lol x
Mr. Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker. It was After Eight.
She was from Quality Street ; he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way, they stopped at a Yorkie bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum.
He asked her name, 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said. I'm the one with the nuts' he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way.
They checked in, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr. Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and Tic-Tacs.
Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any more Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard . He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he pulled out, his fun size Mars bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more, he needed Time Out. He noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetising. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper!
Unfortunately, Mr. Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel. Sadly he was soon to discover he had an itchy Double Decker. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with All Sorts! -
"I admit it I'd eat her like no tomorrow"
IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED this because in the next seven days you will:
* have someone fall in love with you
* find a £50.00 on the ground
* make-out with the person you like
* find the love you always wanted
BUT anyway...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these titles:
"I'm a lesbian"
"I admit that I like him"
"I admit that I like her"
"FUCK U BITCH.........AND I HOPE U READ THIS"
"I admit I sucked his dick "
"I admit it I'd eat her like no tomorrow"
"BEST WAY TO LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY"
"WHO you..Never..."
"Im HAPPY its OVER "
" FUCK I GOT ARRESTED...AGAIN"
"OkAy, So i ChEaTeD On HiM LaSt NiGhT...Sooo"
''Baby I want you back, i'm sorry ''
"Just to settle all the rumours... yes I did"
"I swear I only screwed him 6 times last night"
"I'm getting married!"
"Well i'm fucked.. I'm pregnant"
"I got the job!.. I'm moving to London!"
"I guess WE WERE never meant to be."
"If he was my homework i would do him on the table"
"I hit it 5 times last night"
"my dad got the job im moving!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
IF U DON'T REPOST THIS U WILL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR 90 days -
Hi
Hey ppls
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bored + need sum amusin fun lol
Jus a bit of fun lol
Repost this after u've completed it lol
Dear Ben,
I _____ you.
You have a nice______.
You make me _______.
You should _______.
Someday I will ______.
You + me =________.
If I saw you now I'd __________.
I would build a _______ just for you.
If I could sing you any song it would be _________.
We could __________ under the stars.
Love,
_______________
(P.S. ______________.) -
I got bored___Just a bit of fun
Just abit of fun
HAVE U THE GUTS 2 REPOST THIS MESSAGE AND C WAT PPL SAY BOUT U???
I'M NOT SO SURE U DO LOL!!!!
You may be surprised to see some of the answers.
Mark the answer with an "X"
How old do I look?
[ ] 11
[ ] 12
[ ] 13
[ ] 14
[ ] 15
[ ] 16
[ ] 17
[ ] 18
[ ] 19
[ ] 20
[ ] 21
How good do i look from 1-10 (1-Ugly / 10-Hot)
[ ] 1
[ ] 2
[ ] 3
[ ] 4
[ ] 5
[ ] 6
[ ] 7
[ ] 8
[ ] 9
[ ] 10
Would you rather..
[ ] Do me
Or
[ } Date me
Would you rather be on top or bottom?
[ ] Top
[ ] Bottom
Do I have pretty eyes?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
Do you like my body?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
Am I..
[ ] Hot
[ ] Beautiful
[ ] Sexy
[ ] Cute
[ ] Other
Would you rather..
[ ] Makeout
[ ] Cuddle
[ ] Fuck
[ ] Go out
Would you want to go out with me?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
Are you going to repost this so I can answer for YOU?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No -
This cud be a laugh
You Can Ask Me 1 Question And 1 Question Only And I Promise To Give An Honest Answer. It Can Be As Weird Or As Dirty As You Like! Copy And Paste This To Your Blog, IF YOU HAVE GOT THE GUTS. U could be surprised Wot You Get Asked!!!
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