Blog 38
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LMAO! IN REGARD TO SOME, DAMN STRAIGHT I'M A BITCH AND THERE ARE THOSE WHO HAVE KNOWN IT OVER 20YRS AND STILL LOVE ME TO DEATH LOL
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TIME FLIES....
It doesn't seem like 60 days has gone by already! The co-ordinater at work called me into the office today for what I thought was my wkly review, and proceeded to tell me about full time benefits and such. What a great way to end my day!
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The Budweiser Story (passed along from Emerald Tears)
This is TRUE!
How Budweiser handled those who laughed at those
who died on the 11th of September,
2001...
Thought you might like to know what happened
in a little town north of Bakersfield , California .
After you finish reading this,
please forward this story on to others
so that our nation and people around the world
will know about those who laughed when they
found out about the tragic events in New York,
Pennsylvania , and the Pentagon On September 11th,
A Budweiser employee was making a delivery
to a convenience store in a California town
named McFarland.
He knew of the tragedy that had occurred
in New York when he entered the business
to find the two Arabs, who owned the business,
whooping and hollering to show their approval
and support of this treacherous attack.
The Budweiser employee went to his truck,
called his boss and told him of the very upsetting event!
He didn't feel he could be in that store with those
horrible people. His boss asked him,
'Do you think you could go in there long enough
to pull every Budweiser product and item
our beverage company sells there?
We'll never deliver to them again.'
The employee walked in, proceeded to pull every
single product his beverage company provided and left
with an incredible grin on his face.
He told them never to bother to call for
a delivery again.
Budweiser happens to be the beer of choice
for that community. Just letting you know
how Kern County handled this situation. And Now
The Rest Of The Story:
It seems that the Bud driver and the Pepsi man
are neighbors. Bud called Pepsi and told him.
Pepsi called his boss who told him to
pull all Pepsi products as well!!!
That would include Frito Lay, etc.
Furthermore, word spread and
all vendors followed suit! At last report,
the store was closed indefinitely.
Good old American
Passive-Aggressive A$$ Whoopin!
Pass this along, America needs to know
that we're all working together!
If you can read this.
Thank a teacher...
If you are reading it in English....
THANK A SOLDIER!!! -
Cheap Parrot
A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful
parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why so little?"
she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that
this bird used to live in a house of prostitution and sometimes it says
some pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird
anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room
and waited for it to say something.
The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new
madam."
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought,
"That's really not so bad."
When her two daughters returned from school the bird saw and said, "New
house, new madam, new girls."
The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh
about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been
raised.
Moments later, the woman's husband 'Kyle' came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Kyle!" -
JUST SOME MOTIVATIONAL THOUGHTS...
STAY IN THE GAME IF YOU WANT TO WIN
The more you try, the greater your chance of succeeding.
The law of averages is on your side.
Taking a risk is often your first necessary step toward success.
If you don't take some risks, you won't get the chance to succeed.
While you are trying, you are winning.
Never get discouraged.
Every wrong attempt is another step forward.
People that make no mistakes usually don't make anything.
Make up your mind not merely to overcome a thousand obstacles, but to win in spite of a thousand defeats.
Your mistakes are stepping stones to success and your installment payments to victory.
You can't be a winner and be afraid to lose. -
INNOCENCE IS PRICELESS....
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it. The seven-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, 'Good morning Alex.'
'Good morning Pastor,' he replied, still focused on the plaque. 'Pastor, what is this?'
The pastor said, 'Well son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service.' Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque.
Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear asked, 'Which service, the 8:30 or the 10:45?' -
I WISH YOU ENOUGH
Recently I overheard a mother and daughter in their last moments together at the airport. They had announced the departure.
Standing near the security gate, they hugged and the mother said, 'I love you and I wish you enough'.
The daughter replied, 'Mom, our life together has been more than enough. Your love is all I ever needed. I wish you enough, too, Mom'.
They kissed and the daughter left. The mother walked over to the window where I was seated. Standing there I could see she wanted and needed to cry. I tried not to intrude on her privacy but she welcomed me in by asking, 'Did you ever say good-bye to someone knowing it would be forever?'.
Yes, I have,' I replied. 'Forgive me for asking, but why is this a forever good-bye?'.
'I am old and she lives so far away. I have challenges ahead and the reality is - the next trip back will be for my funeral,' she said.
'When you were saying good-bye, I heard you say, 'I wish you enough'. May I ask what that means?'.
She began to smile. 'That's a wish that has been handed down from other generations. My parents used to say it to everyone'. She paused a moment and looked up as if trying to remember it in detail and she smiled even more. 'When we said , 'I wish you enough', we were wanting the other person to have a life filled with just enough good things to sustain them'. Then turning toward me, she shared the following as if she were reciting it from memory.
I wish you enough sun to keep your attitude b right no matter how gray the day may appear.
I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun even more.
I wish you enough happiness to keep your spirit alive and everlasting.
I wish you enough pain so that even the smallest of joys in life may appear bigger.
I wish you enough gain to satisfy your wanting.
I wish you enough loss to appreciate all that you possess.
I wish you enough hellos to get you through the final good-bye.
She then began to cry and walked away.
They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them but then an entire life to forget them.
TAKE TIME TO LIVE...
To all my friends and loved ones,
I WISH YOU ENOUGH -
EVERY FAILURE IS A STEP CLOSER TO SUCCESS
People who try to do something and fail
are infinitely better than those who try to do nothing and succeed.
Experiencing failure is inevitable on your journey to be successful.
Every defeat is merely an installment to victory.
You'll find that the number of times you succeed is in direct proportion
to the number of times you fail and keep trying.
You won't be judged by the number of times you fail,
but by the number of times you succeed.
Failure is nothing but education,
nothing but the first step to something better.
You can't be a winner and be afraid to lose. -
PARROTS
The madam of a brothel has a problem, so she goes to a local priest. "I have
two talking female parrots," she tells him. "All they can say is 'Hi, we're
prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?'"
"That's awful," the priest agrees, "but I have a solution to your problem. I
have two male parrots whom I've taught to pray and read the Bible. If we put
your parrots with mine, I believe yours will stop saying that awful phrase
and will instead learn to recite the word of God."
The next day, the madame brings her parrots to the priest's house and puts
them in with the male parrots, who are holding rosary beads and praying in
their cage.
"Hi, we're prostitutes." say the females. "Do you want to have some fun?"
One male parrot looks at the other and squawks, "Close the Bible, Frank! Our
prayers are answered!" -
GRANDMA AND GRANDPA
Grandma and Grandpa were visiting
their kids overnight.
When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in
his son's medicine cabinet, he asked
about using one of the pills.
The son said, 'I don't think you should
take one Dad; they're very strong
and very expensive.'
'How much?' asked Grandpa.
'$10.00 a pill,' Answered the son.
'I don't care,' said Grandpa, 'I'd still like to
try one, and before we leave in the
morning, I'll put the money
under the pillow.'
Later the next morning, the son found
$110 under the pillow. He called
Grandpa and said, 'I told
you each pill was
$10, not $110.
'I know,' said Grandpa. 'The
hundred is from
Grandma!' -
NOTHING MUCH
Now that the warmer weather looks like it's gonna stay, it's back to the fields for me...