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Thursday, 16 November 2006 at 12:59

Words to impress your young companions at the rave, disco or Episcopal Church.

Plimy [adj]: The sensation of wanting Skips, eating Skips or finding something Skip-like growing on your torso.
Morley [noun]: The name given to someone or something that has appeared on more than 40,000 television list shows as a talking head.
Morling [verb]: The act of appearing on more than 40,000 television list shows as a talking head, usually giving an opinion on bread, Dana or the hot summer of 1976.
Canker [adj]: An admission of really liking someone of the opposite sex. e.g. 'I am totally canker for you'.
Clanker [adj]: An admission of uncontrollable, eruptive incontinence. e.g. 'I am totally clanker at the moment'. Not to be mixed up with 'canker' or confusion can arise.
Stockton-on-Tees [adj]: To display an enormous amount of appreciation for something. e.g. 'I think the track I Can Make You Feel Good by Shalamar is totally Stockton-on-Tees'.
Trelled [noun]: The feeling experienced when catching the fleshy part of an armpit against the door of a warm tumble dryer as it's spin cycle slows.
Spalt [noun]: The correct term for the small pieces of gravel discovered embedded in bloodied knees, the night after crawling for a distance up a hill following an evening drinking nothing but barley wine and cider.
Jev [noun]: That bloke at the bus stop.

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